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sorry to everyone in my suite for the no-power thing

will fix it as soon as the room stops spinning

[Team includes: Sandra Jameson, Alice Frost, Tyler Parish, Jeremiah La'Rue, Beau Thibodeaux, Kat Parish, Gage Mercer, Prudence/Max Reid, Nolan Smythe, Grey Street]

Good evening, team.

Due to personal reasons, I will be taking a few days off from my usual schedule. As such, your training schedule is going to be free until Thursday morning, when it will resume with a mandatory group meeting at 9AM. After that, your training schedules will be back to normal.

Enjoy the days off.

I will answer emails and messages as swiftly as possible in the interim.

R. Cohen

How is someone supposed to celebrate here?

I don't suppose anyone would be interested in watching My Fair Lady with me in the Leisure Room? I've got some buttery popcorn, and who doesn't love Audrey Hepburn and Rex Harrison?!

An early announcement because I just finished testing the menu and I hate sitting on good news. Hopefully this will fuel some anticipation.

St. Patrick's day is on the 17th, which is a Saturday so the menu will start this Saturday the 10th. So, be ready for 8 days of goodness... and no, it's not all going to be green.

Saturday - Shamrock Tortilla chips with an Creamy Avocado dip & St. Patrick's cookies

Sunday - Irish Breakfast & Rainbow Fruit Pizza

Monday - Green Deviled Eggs & Vanilla St. Patrick's Floats (No they're not mint flavored)

Tuesday - Boxty (It's like a potato pancake) & Green Velvet Cupcakes

Wednesday - Irish Soda bread & Snickerdoodles

Thursday - Shepherds Pie & Irish Shortbread

Friday - Colcannon Mashed Potatoes & Grasshopper Fudge

St. Patrick's day - Corn beef and Cabbage & Soda bread pudding

[Private to Alice]
OMG!

[Private to Tansy]
Remember I told you about liking someone? And you said you'd help with stuff? I might need help?

As you've likely noticed by now, there have been a few shake ups regarding agents assigned to specific Handlers. Most of you have been with me for a while now, so you'll be familiar with my expectations and training regimens.

Regardless if you're new to my team or a veteran, I'm going to be holding a mandatory meeting for you all on Friday morning at 9AM. We will be discussing new training schedules, goals and developments. We may also set aside some time to talk privately, one-on-one, if you have specific concerns regarding these expectations or the regimen I've created for you (they are fairly detailed and will be created month-by-month, depending on the rate of your progress), or if there are specific areas you would like me to work on with you.

I look forward to seeing you all together on Friday.

You ever wake up and say 'thank fuck that was a dream'?

Limbo was looking after a bunch of endangered animals - gorillas and tigers, I remember - and our job was to keep them under control without hurting them. Fire's not really great at that.

The gorillas got into the barracks and started bagging up everyone's personal items, and they had my wallet, and then I was on a walkie-talkie with one of them.

Like I said, thank fuck it was a dream.

You guys seem to party a lot more than my other facility. Not saying it's a bad thing. I'm completely stocked up on orange soda because of it. But doesn't this concern anyone else? Or is it just me?

Guess what I got back today!!!!!!

[PRIVATE: DAVID, WILL, VASILY, INDIGO, ALEXANDRA, AVA, EVIE, ALICE, CARLY (& MIKE)]

I don't really agree with the reasoning, but one of the senior handlers is offering to cater a celebration to mark last week's successful mission. So I'd be remiss if I didn't give you lot the opportunity to voice your preferences.

Anything complicated can be directed Mike's way.

[PRIVATE: RACHEL]

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Hey.

I had an amazing nights sleep last night! For the first time in forever I woke up and there were no new drawings! I'm like seriously shocked at how much more rested I feel.

Also, I just finished reading Ready Player One (Thank you Jester) and now I'm ready for the movie!

Finally out of lockup in isolation...yeah. And apparently we totally have some new faces around here.

[Private to Evie]

Are you okay?! I missed you so freaking much, and kept trying to find you. Finally saw the message you wrote, but I um...I wasn't able to help with the rescue like I wanted too.

I am so happy that Evie is back with us. Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who went! You are big damn heroes as far as I'm concerned. I owe you all hugs. But did they really have to put Alice in isolation?

[PRIVATE TO EVIE]
How are you? Are you okay? Are you even awake? Do you need anything? I can probably talk Rachel Ms. Cohen into letting me come visit and stuff.

[PRIVATE TO ALICE]
I missed you.