War Is Coming Communications.

Back from camp and ready to kill things in need of killing! Just putting that out there because I'm subtle like that.

[Siblings]
Anyone else notice our darling brother missing until well after sunrise? Where were you, Elijah?!

[Vicki]
Discussions have happened and there's plenty of people who've said they're willing to help you where they can. I've got an idea that Lexi's not too keen on and I'll admit, it's rather quick and dirty, but we've got to start somewhere.

Whatever happens, however much you end up hating this and hating us for putting you through it, no matter how much you want to quit, you can't. It's all or nothing, because if you give up, I won't hesitate to end a problem before it begins.

Take a few days, figure out what you want to do, but let's get started on this soon, yeah?

I hope everyone that went had a blast at laser tag yesterday. Also, don't worry Team Bon Jovi, you'll get a chance to try to kick our fabulous butts the next time we play. Which really, this has potential to be at least a monthly thing.


Rose! If I get the field trip forms filled out can I plan an excursion to a farm that's only a few minutes out of town? Let the kids enjoy some good old fashioned horseback riding?

If she does agree to this I'm so gonna need chaperoning help. Anyone want to visit a farm and ride horses? It looks like you can also milk cows and stuff but I'll stick to the horse part.

The calligraphy set Nik ordered came in. Time to see if I've found my artistic talent, I suppose.

[Kol]
I found us a place that does skydiving!

A point has been brought to my attention. A point I really don't care for, but should probably be addressed regardless because, actually, it's a perspective and possiblity I hadn't considered. And I doubt anyone can actually answer it definitively because I doubt this is a thing that's ever happened before.

What are the theories behind the end of this war and the people that are here, exactly? Because I'd really rather not go back to being dead. Will we stay? Or will it be all very "Oh, your purpose was served, goodbye now!"?

I've decided I need lessons in pop culture. It'd be a good way to pass the time and really, you do miss so much when you're otherwise incapacitated for a century. We're talking early 1900s, folks. I believe it was 1912 specifically.

Culture me, loves!

Claire, I'm very disappointed in the epic failure that was my science experiment! You defy reason, love!

I need a hobby. My old one's not exactly in the agreements that've been laid out. So either give me something to kill or give me another bloody option before I go mad.

Look at me, trying to be contructive and redirect instead of opting for destruction. Progress already!

[Originals]
The more I think about what they did to you, Nik, the more I want to kill them.

Somebody give me something else to think about.

[People who let their killer's walk]
How do you do it? How do you just let them walk around, like they've done nothing when they've taken everything? Don't tell me you don't blame them, just on timelines alone. I need some real help on curbing some serious anger, here.

[Filtered to Rebekah]

So. Your ex I'm guessing? Want to talk about it?

I think I should get a summer job. But I'm not sure what I should do. Anyone have any suggestions, or know someplace that's hiring?

The Other Side is in Kansas now? I would never have guessed.

Not to be an insensitive jerk or anything, given recent disappearings and such, but I'm kind of getting bored around here. Is there anything to do to maybe kick things up a notch or two?

[Picnic Filter]*
Any of you up for anything? Need help with something? I'm a pretty handy guy most of the time.

[Peter]
I know you don't know me or anything, but I also know you're dealing with a lot right now. I don't know if I could do anything, but I could probably find a way to provide some sort of distraction if you're up for it.

[Regina]
How are you liking your new life?





[Basically, if you want to say your pup had showed up at that picnic Amy set up to "prove" he wasn't Jerry? feel free to reply. I don't even know who all was at it anyway. lmao]

[Filtered to Dr. Claire Callahan]
Mind if I ask you a few questions?

So, I've heard about some classes, to explain what's going on here, apparently I need to take them before I can go to the camp. How many would be prepared to take on someone like me?

Look, I want to help. Lucifer is a threat to my brothers too, so I'll learn what I need to do to protect them. I know no one here exactly trusts us, I don't really trust you either. But there has to be a first move somewhere, right? I can make a difference, if you guys will let me.

[Filtered to Originals]

Don't even start, either of you. I want to help out. Not for them, for us. I'm not prepared to let either of you get hurt by Lucifer, or demons, or whatever else is here.

Right, call it an idle curiousity. But how many of you have been warned that my siblings and I are going to try and kill you all. Or well, mostly me if I know those from back home.

Thousand years and I generally don't go in for pointless massacre. I'm not stupid, I never have been. And it seems none of you are responsible for my being brought here.  So why would I slaughter this city when I have no real issue with any of you?

Those I have issue with are well aware of it.

Now. Lucifer. What precicely is his plan to end the world. Because unsurprisingly perhaps I'm rather fond of the world and my existance within it. 

Next person who kidnaps me is getting tasered. Fair warning.

And I’ve got questions which should really surprise no one.

No one’s invited in any of the vampires from Elena’s world into the Complex, right? The bad ones at least. Not the amazing ones who own the bar and kick ass. And do they need to be invited into each individual apartment?

Whatever did happen to the garden on the roof? I think Layla was growing vervain. Is anyone else still doing that?

Any news on where Lord Harry and apparently his evil sidekick are roaming about? And what are we currently doing about that situation?

Kenzi. I hear you’re awake. I will bring you vodka when I’m back in town but stay the hell in the medbay until they release you.

Kon. Do your homework.

Abby. Thanks for letting Connor come and help out. Couldn’t have done it without him.

How many people aren’t switched back yet? Are we nearing everyone returning because I hate watching him on kryptonite pyscho or not?

I am way too hung over for this

Fuck you, Seal. Fuck. You.

Because this isn't enough the Seal decided to bring through two Originals from Mystic Falls? Klaus and Rebekah.

What's an Original? Basically the Original vampires from my world. Stronger, faster, more immune.

If you don't drink vervain or keep it on your person, start. Just start. I don't know when they're from but unless the Seal wants to be nice and give us either ash from a very specific tree or even better, a stake from it? You're basically screwed if they decide to want to kill you. I don't care who you are, and neither will they. At least Klaus. Rebekah can go either way honestly.

And Klaus? Is a vampire-werewolf hybrid. As if it weren't complicated enough. Who will probably want to make more knowing him. And throws tantrums like a child when he doesn't get his way.

Now if you'll excuse me as I'm now going to go meet him and hopefully maybe convince him not to Take this information as you will. But if you don't invite them in, they can't get in. Vervain will keep them from being able to compel you. And... right now, that's about it.

[Werewolf Filter]

Right. So, while I know there are a few of you and you aren't from Mystic Falls... I wouldn't put it past Klaus to try and turn you into hybrids. So be careful. To do that, he'd feed you his blood, kill you to make you a vampire and then have you complete the transition with my blood. Because it's always my stupid blood and


[Katerina]

Whatever you do, don't talk to them. Especially Klaus. He has a vendetta against the you who is usually here and right now, you would be valuable and vulnerable to him.

[Friends]

Yes. Klaus is here. Yes I'm having a complete panic attack How many of you are even you now? No I'm not going to go into hiding over this. I refuse to let him control my life but that doesn't mean that I want him realizing he has more people to use against me to get his way. Because he will. Anyone knows I'd

Did the witch mess up a spell? I mean, seriously, Kansas? What the hell? Nik? Are you out there? Come on, do you really hate me that much?

Sooo Superman, what happens now you lose?

I mean you've got to be done with the threats since Dark Magic kinda kicked your ass half way back to your exploded planet but who knows, right?

But this place is boring again, Gold, we're going out. I've decided

Has anyone seen Elle lately?