War Is Coming Communications.

I'm aware the lessons about these demons have been postponed but are there any here capable of wielding a sword? Its been some time since I've even gotten to spar and I refuse to let my skill diminish for lack of opponents.

Where would one find practice weapons? Its perhaps best I not use my actual sword.

['Cersei']

I didn't dream it did I? Only since that night there has been no sign of you.

I need something new to read, but no more horror. I think I'll be staying away from the horror for a while. Maybe sci-fi or Fantasy? Any suggestions? Something easy that I don't have to think about much.

[Ruby]
Are you okay? I don't know what to s

GUYS GUYS. This Bizarre ER show. I don't even know. Not the one with Clooney. It's like one of those real life shows. It takes place in the UK so hey, accents I'm familiar with, that's nice. But it's totally unreal. This guy cut himself. "Manscaping". WHO DOES THAT? And some guy had to have rods drilled into his fingers so they wouldn't fall off. But it gets WORSE oh my god, they put leeches in this woman's mouth so her transplanted tongue wouldn't have to be removed!

I've got a pretty strong stomach after years at my job but...wow. Leeches!

Wait, another episode is on now, got to watch it.

Edited:

HOLY CRAP ANCHOR TO THE GROIN!

[Private to Jacen SOLO!!]

You'd told me Kitty was the one keeping the computer systems here running smoothly. You haven't seen her around lately, have you?

The drunk posting..is it always like this here? I don't understand half of what they're even
it's hard enough not speaking fluent Engl
Halt deine Fresse

So, what does one do upon disovering themselves fiction. Immediately hides the bigsecret from the little brother. Only h'es smartyer than everyone and he knew.

So its good with him and now we drank most of a tavern. White Cloak remains in room in absense of a king. Stupid fat king anyway, Better than the Mad one though

Sarahspretty but not her hair. Must investigate her

I've got to say, I've reread the Malleus Maleficarum since I got here and suddenly everything makes sense.

[Filtered to Jaime]

Thought I'd let you know, that book I show you. I got home from work and Frida Cuddles had torn it to shreds.

Seems she has better taste than I thought.

Am I crazy. I kind of want to tell you about Henry

I propose random silliness as part getting our minds off all the bad thats going on and part getting to know you for the newbies.

Shag, Marry, Kill.

If you don't know the game its very simple. You put your name down. People then give you three names and you choose who you'd sleep with, who you'd marry and who you'd kill.

May God have mercy on our sanity

So it seems one of those chosen to fight has fallen.

I didn't know him or what part he played in any of this but I feel it should be honoured nonetheless.

I'm finding a tavern and drinking to the man. Anyone else?

All those beautiful paintings
If they end up on the black market I'll
I wish I knew more magic because then

I apologize for Frida Cuddles' barking and crying, the last few nights. The poor thing obviously misses her family I can relate and all the tension isn't helping either.

Would anyone be interested in a trip to the shooting range? Worst shot buys drinks?

Okay, so forget all that shit I said the other night. That's what happens when your friendly neighborhood freak I forget to finish off the bottle before hitting the net to watch Youtube videos.

While most of the country is out partying, I decided to go and get this instead.

I got a puppy! I am debating calling her Frida, any suggestions.

And I thought I had drinking problems

I just got hired by the Spencer Museum of Art, it's not the Louvre but I definitely won't complain. Come by and say hi sometime, in other words save me from having to explain the different between Monet and Manet again.

[Ruby]
Are you still willing to teach me hedge magic?

[Tyrion]
I believe you owe me a story with dragons and other exciting things.

The things you learn in this complex.

I'm fairly sure I now know the Russian for 'go to hell you cheating bastard'

Anyway, anyone fancy a game since I'm guessing Sergievsky might be off his right now and when I win I wanna win fair.

This 'network' of yours is truly fascinating. I'm informed that what I write will be communicated to the citizens of this 'Lawrence', so allow me to set a few things straight.

I do not 'larp', whatever that is (at least I assume not, unless it's some innuendo I'm unfamiliar with), and I am not attending a 'Ren Faire'. Neither am I 'Cos-Playing'; if that is what I think it is, and not the act of copulating with ones cousin, then to dress as oneself seems to defeat the entire purpose.

Yes, it's real. No, you can't touch it. Not unless you're pretty and bring a friend.

I am not Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful or Dopey, and find myself at a loss as to why the dwarves of your country have taken to that form of name. As far as I am aware neither Tyrion nor Lannister are adjectives yet, but if I were to adopt one as an alternative moniker 'Confused' would probably be most apt at the current juncture.

What I am is lost, and in need of directions to the nearest port servicing the Seven Kingdoms which, according to your 'Googlemaps', do not exist. Explanations, if you please.

whooo ogm evn the AIIRR tastses lik tequlia

[ ooc: father's day = trish getting drunk. to get images of dead father out of her head. mwhahaha ]

Well this holiday sucks

So apparently you all know everything about computers and I don't, whoopdie fuckin do. I've done a little reading up on them and frankly I'm not impressed, but this is how you all get your talking done. And you don't type like you talk. Which is weird. But whatever. Don't you guyses talk in person anymore?

This would be only the second time in my life I've even turned a computer on. Donatello was the tecno go to guy, Never let me near his stuff.

Since I've gotten here, I've noticed that some of you are capable of magic. Is the term witch offensive

Would anyone be willing to teach explain some of it to me.