War Is Coming Communications.

We've got a few new people so it's probably about time that I reposted this. http://asylums.insanejournal.com/wariscomingcom/918211.html That'll provide some useful information on why you're here, what happened, and what's been going on. There are also classes being offered at the complex currently if you don't know how to fight, or want to learn other styles etc. None of them are mandatory but they are highly recommended to at least learn how to defend yourself in this place. I came from a place were none of these things existed as far as I was aware, and had to learn everything from the ground up. It's a lot of information I know, but it isn't impossible. It'll take some time, but it can be done.

Here's a list of things that I'm fairly certain are still being offered:

Combat with Booth (me)-I've got Army Ranger training, and am more then qualified with a few tours spent in Iraq over seas and am currently working with the FBI. I haven't been living at the complex lately, been staying with Lavender but I do make the usual visits there to teach said class.

Andrew Wells is teaching Latin. He can help with the pronunciation. And trust me if you have any doubts in that area, go and see him.

Jo has gun and knife lessons.

Sarah Connor is teaching a class on Specialty edged weapons

If anyone has ideas on more classes, feel free to sound off here. Suggestions for improvement are always welcome.

Offensive and Defensive training with Felicia

Demons/demon tricks 101 with Ruby.

Supernatural Creatures from other worlds with Caroline.
[Buffy]
I think we need to talk.

[Bones]
Thanks.

[Angela]
Hey.

Okay. So I'm a foreword and open sort of person, so I'm just going to come out and say it.

I want to have sex. I have been celibate way to long.

Teenagers need not apply.

You know what? I hate Angels, I hate apocalypses, I hate Kansas. There I said it. I freaking hate Kansas with every ounce of my being. I'm sick of silver linings. There is none.

How you feeling, Sweetie?

We totally need to go out tonight. You being all hiding out is not right

( I drew a picture! )

Daddy an Phil and I went swimming the other day it was a lot of fun though there aint no sand in the building place Phil and I wish it was there though.

And daddy got me a cell phone it's awesome!

Elena's post reminded me that there's a very good chance that a lot of you don't have any forms of identification available. I can help with that. See, I've spent most of my life making false ID's for myself and my brother for various reasons, so I've gotten pretty good at putting those together. If you're interested, send me a picture of yourself and I'll get to work on slapping a few ID's together for you ladies as soon as possible.

Actually, send me a couple pictures. It's kind of a pain, finding the right one for those cards.

[ooc: In which lust!Sam is a little ridiculous.]

Alright. I've stayed in like three nights in a row now (God only knows why) and I'm getting restless.

So. Who wants to go out and do something tonight? I just want to be out of my apartment and having fun.

( Phil! I drew a picture! )

I gave you a crown an everything. An I put my daddy in too. Do you like it?

So what is there to do in this town, exactly?

[Filtered to Booth]

How you holding up?

I've missed my office. Is that weird? Whatever. Nothing like a month of forced break to make me appreciate the little things and put it all back in perspective. Happy new year. Now I've got bad guys to go catch.

How about those drinks?

As of now, I recommend staying inside the complex. It's the safest place for you to be. Obviously I can't force any of you, but I also want to suggest a buddy system if you do have to go out. Ava is not allowed in or near the complex. She's bad news. I don't want anyone getting hurt. or worse

[Witches and super powered types]
Any suggestions for extra magical protection padding are welcomed, anyone got ideas to amp up the protection wards we've already got going?

[Filtered to Angela added in a bit later]
Stick with me? I've got the okay to put Ava down on sight if she comes in range. I'll feel better if you're near by.

[Lav also added a bit later]
Here's hoping I don't lead us right back to hell like last time.

So this place and the whole deal here, is way messed up - but merry Christmas anyways.

And hi, I'm Angela, and I'm new.

Best Christmas ever. I gotta say, times like these I almost forget that it isn't home. I've got a ham I'll be cooking for Christmas dinner in the complex kitchen, anyone is welcome.

I did end up using the wish, it just replenished what I lost on vacation. Though I'm still a little worried about side effects. So far there haven't been any...I should just think positive on this right?

[Parker]
How in the world did you get this? No wait. I don't want to know. Just thank you. The hockey stick is going to be mounted in my office at the FBI on my wall, and I'm cooking you dinner. I'm not as good as Eliot, but I can cook a good meal if you want.

[Mike]
Look, I'm sorry about before. I wasn't trying to make things worse. But it's your deal, I'll keep out unless you ask for help.

Just got back in town, and I come bearing souvenirs. Hawaii was the best idea ever. It's been too long since I've had any kind of vacation really. And it's never involved tropical warmth and beaches without digging up bones and work related things. What'd I miss? Buffy said weird stuff I'm not entirely sure what that means considering everything. Nobody died right?

Someone want to tell me why I'm in Lawrence, Kansas of all places? Just how drunk did I get last night?

I have decided, after listening to Dean blast his music all day, that the lead singer of AC/DC sounds like a banshee going through a sex change operation without the benefit of anesthesia.

I was just woken up by another phone call from the local police who asked me to come down and once again provide a sketch for some bones that were found. I feel so useless that I can't do anything els Anyone want to meet for coffee after I'm finished? I'm going to need it.