War Is Coming Communications.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry about...how that happened.

Piper is here and she and Christy she knows about Prue dy and she's from your time Prue. Earlier even since she didn't know that you died when she showed up. I explained things to her as best as I can. But you and Phoebe should talk to her. So she has the truth from someone she kno tru knows.

God, I miss P3 Going to the 23rd Street Roadhouse for the rest of the night. To relax and have some fun. I'd really appreciate it if anyone who needs to be orbed anywhere just take a car or a bus. Or wait a couple of hours.

But if it turns out to be a life and death kind of thing, then call me. My cell phone will be on.

I don't think I have to explain to anyone what life and death is. But just to keep things crystal: A group of demons are meeting in California and are about to sacrifice ... something. That's life and death.

Bothering me because you're craving real Mexican food and don't want to deal with the crappy Tex-Mex stuff that Lawrence serves? Isn't life and death. Yes, I know. It's really, really crappy. Still not life and death. Though it'll probably be a quick way to piss me off.

If anyone wants to come with me. You're welcome, if you're an adult. Sorry. It's an adult bar. I'll be leaving in about twenty minutes. Give or take. So get your dancing shoes on and meet me in the lobby or at the Roadhouse.

Toodles.

I have decided, after listening to Dean blast his music all day, that the lead singer of AC/DC sounds like a banshee going through a sex change operation without the benefit of anesthesia.

Under-aged kids trying to get into bars will never get less pathetic. It doesn't matter how much eyeshadow you wear, or how short your dress is. You're not getting in.

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Because we don't have enough super-powerful beings here with bad attitu Just a day So, uh, I just wanted to point it out just case no one noticed. But the new blonde guy that looks exactly Riku? Is Dracula. Yes, that one.

You've been informed. Now you can carry on with your daily routines.
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I thought that I should go ahead and introduce myself what with all of the new arrivals. And while, I know most most of us are pretty helpful, but things do have a habit of getting hectic here. People forget, things are lost in translation, and a bunch of other reasons which lead to it not hurting for me to put this information up twice. But, alright. Done rambling. Onto the important stuff.

My name is Paige Matthews and I'm third in command of the apartment complex. The complex is free of charge. Just show up and walk through the door and we'll give you a room. I know it sound crazy and suspicious but since we're all in this together. Thank you, high school musical It really can't hurt us any to help each other out. If you don't feel comfortable living in the complex, you don't have to. It's the safest place to be but no one is going to force you into anything. Just let me know and I'll try my best to help you find a nice enough motel.

Information about how things work. If you haven't read it already, please, please do. I can't stress enough how important that information is. If you need more details, I'll try my best to flesh things out for you.

Two more things. Bobby Singer runs a training camp for all of the new arrivals. The camp is for anyone eighteen and older. Please don't complain about it. My head still hurts fr It runs for one week and it teaches you what you need to know about the monsters in this world. We do have classes in the complex, but the ones having to do with the supernatural just teach you how to defend yourself and about demons. If you're willing and capable to teach a self-defense class. Just tell me your name. You'll have to show us that you can actually defend yourself but other than that we appreciate all the help we can get. In anything. If you have any sort of useful skill and you want to share it, just tell me, Buffy Summers, Andrew Wells, or Needy Lesniki and we'll see what we can do.

Last thing. We seem to have a few new arrivals of the supernatural variety. I'm not naming what because as one, I can respect people's privacy. The policy is a really easy one. Don't hurt anyone and we won't have any trouble. I don't care if you're a vampire, werewolf, werebear, were-other animal, witch, wizard, warlock, fairy, giant, leprechaun ... You get the picture. I know that the rules are different in other realities. So just because something is evil here and in my home dimension doesn't mean that they're evil in yours. I'm not going to assume.

What I will say is .. if you're a vampire and you need to know where to get animal blood at a cheap price, there are people who can help you. If you're a were-animal and you need help with the full moon, let us know and we'll help you. If you're a were-animal and you don't? Well. Just carry on.

That said. I'm really looking forward to meeting and getting to know all of you. Even Remember, if you need anything, just ask. Chances are there is someone here that can and is willing to help you.

Alright. We got a whole bunch of new people here over the last couple days so I think I should introduce myself. Hi, I'm Andrew Wells. Co-head at the safe complex we've got set up, which I know several of you know about already. If you have any questions just ask me. Or Buffy when she gets back. We've been here a while.

For the people that haven't gotten their hands on much information about this place yet, click here.

And on a lighter note for people who have been stressing a lot lately.

Pirates vs. Ninjas. Who would win?

Edit!: Also?


[James]
So I was thinking about maybe cooking some dinner tomorrow or something?


[ooc: I couldn't resist posting this video. I am aware that it references a few characters/fandoms that aren't puncturable (really, I think the Power Rangers are the only ones in it that aren't), but the vast majority IS puncturable. And the non-puncturable ones are pretty easy to overlook. I just thought it was so Andrew it had to be posted. If it's not cool let me know and I'll remove the video.]

Right, I just wanted to apologize to people for my behavior after that whole fake life nonsense. I'm back to my senses now and I didn't hurt anyone nor do I intend to hurt anyone. I can't believe I openly stated I was a vamp

This place is worse than living with Bill. I hate it already.

So the healing is mostly coming along.

Still, I'm taking a few days. Checking into a hotel for a couple of nights. Probably one with a spa.

Try not to need me. Try really hard.

Aw what the fuck. Seriously what the fuck. I'm back here again. This whole seal thing needs to stop fucking around with me. Just leave me in one place or another.

What day is it? Cause it's a shit ton colder now than it was last time I was here. Is my apartment still mine?

I quit, I'm done, I'm not playing fighter, political party and mommy to everyone in this stupid b
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Everytime I give you a chance, Faith, you try and kill me
I told you so
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Forget it

Thanks.

Has anyone seen Buffy? I need her to come open this jar of peanut butter for me.

I could go for a new years party this year. And by party, I mean camp out with bonfires and an insane amount of hotdogs.

Oh my god. This place is beomming a high school.

Without a hellmouth. Like actual teenage problems that aren't affected by a hellmouth in some way.

Can't we just get them all shrinks?

I am so out of my element here. No idea what to do

Hey, I'm Kyle Peltier and I was directed here after I arrived this afternoon.

I don't know a delicate way to ask this, are the rooms in your complex set up to house a bear?

[[OOC: I haven't asked River or Mal if the Firefly crew are "puncturable" but I suspect no?]]
Well, this morning I was on a ship heading for the outer rim. By this afternoon I was in a park on earth-that-was in a time where they haven't even invented space transport being choked by a man with some sort of enhanced strength who can flip his eyes black because apparently he's a... demon. Apparently there is some sort of apocalypse in the primitive Judeo-Christian religious tradition gong on. Because, really, why not? I'm still tempted to believe that this is some sort of hallucination but I suspect operating as if that were so would be worse than useless.

In any case, much as I might doubt this apocalyptic scenario, it seems like a place that could have some use for a doctor. I was a trauma surgeon on one of the largest hospitals of my home planet until this last year which I've spent as something of a combat medic. I'd like it very much if it would be possible to find work along those lines here, though with the understanding that my first priority is going to be treating my younger sister who has some...health problems. Can anyone tell me who I would talk to about that?

Also, the captain of the ship I was traveling on disappeared recently. From some things my sister has said I suspect she believes he's ended up here. Does anyone know of a Malcolm Reynolds having appeared here recently?

Christmas is coming. Expect members of family Antidae to increase in corpulence. Link between festive goodwill and donations to elderly requires further investigation.

哀傷的小的鳥; poor little bird. They have cut her wings and now the sky is far, far away. She turned to a new Paige and the page was blank.

Captain, are you up there in the black?

这里有怪物。他们的眼睛是黑色的。
[Translation: There are monsters here. Their eyes are dark.]

So. We have a problem.