War Is Coming Communications.

Does anyone have any cases at all for a psychic? At this point I'll even take missing puppy. Come on. Anything. No? How about poker. I won't even cheat using the spirits to look at your cards.

You know what's creepy? Raccoons. Raccoons and their beady glowing little yellow evil eyes. They just watch you in the bushes and trees planning their attack. I would if I were them anyway, but still. Weird. I totally saw one just now in the back of the complex.

I made pie. Blueberry, because they're amazing and I was bored. So have pie. It's a pie free for all.

Kael, your stupid chicken needs a cage.

[FILTERED TO OLD GUY]
So like can you give me a puppy? Or a cat? A really big cat?

[FILTERED TO ANYA]
So you said something about fixing me. Anything come up yet? Because ever since Kael started to sleep with me and take my demon energy or whatever, I've been getting really, really tired and icky looking. I think I'm going to have to eat again soon, before my month is up, and well, I kind of want to avoid the pain in the ass flossing involved afterward.

Once upon a time... Time traveling was a linear move through time and space and did not involve jumping realities at the same time...

Or I think that's what Dad told me once. Or was it Aunt Paige? Either way, I'm guessing that now is not that time. I wish Chris was here He'd be so much more prepared for this than I am

My name is Wyatt Halliwell, and I wanna know... Where's the best pizza joint around here?

[Private to Family]

I understand enough to realize that I am not in a normal reality where our family is who they are... But I sense someone here, family... I hope know I'm not alone... Who else is here?

[/Private]

They re-made Karate Kid? That should be illegal. That's one of the best movies of all time, and now it's..who even is that kid? Is that a girl?
Why doesn't Jackie Chan go all Drunken Master on that other dojo guy. That is not the Jackie Chan I know and love. This is so wrong.

I just saw a Zebra get on the freeway. What's the rule there? Does the Zebra pass on the right or the left when merging?

Personally I'd think the rule would be: Oh shit, Zebra!

But these things are tricky.

I thought I should explain where I come from, since I apparently didn't do it very well the other day. I forget sometimes that not everybody gets my style. And now with everything that happened..I should have made it clearer. When I call someone a name, you should all know that I'm not trying to be a jerk. Usually I'm a bit more creative then that. But my naming system has been thrown off without Gus around. I'll give you an example. Gus is my best friend. He's also Black. You're probably all going ' oooh we shouldn't talk about that..." but the kind of friendship we have is so tight knit that we can. We can even joke. Like this one time for a case with the Santa Barbara P.D. Gus and I had to go under cover as fashion designers. We called ourselves Black and Tan. But here's the catch. Gus was Tan. Nobody got that. But it was okay. We just laughed it off, because that's how we are. That's how I am. I don't like fighting. I'm not doing this to be fighty, so if I offended anyone yesterday that wasn't my intention.

Here's just a few of my favorite Gus names for old times sake.
Die Harder, Matt, Bighead Burton, Fingers, Homeskillet, Big Baby Burton, Burt the Billowy Bear, Curtis, Blackstar, Chocolate Columbo, Magic Head, Spellmaster, SuperSmeller or SuperSniffer, Slicks, Peter Panic, Gus T.T. Showbiz, Ovaltine Jenkins, Schoonie "U-Turn" Singleton, and Vernest Lambert Watkins.

Those hardly scrape the surface. But those are the ones I remember the best.

[Pamela]
See? I'm trying the nice thing.

My spidey senses are tingling.

if only they were actually worth a damn

You'll never believe what I found. Never ever.

So! It seems like I'm going to be here for a while, so I thought I'd work on getting my business up and running again. Psych. Psychic Detective Agency. Back home in Santa Barbara I worked with the local PD to solve over 53 cases psychically. That's right, I get my information from an entirely different sourcesof bullshit My fee's are pretty reasonable! My requests optional but appreciated. I like to start every case with a smoothie, or perhaps a delicious juice box of the grape verity. But I'll also settle for pineapples.

Also, I can usually solve your case within a week!

1) Demons are scary
2) I really don't like them
H)I heart Curt Smith and I don't care who knows.

Does anyone actually know the lyrics to Happy Days beyond the first like three lines? Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days, na na na na Happy Days. Something Something Happy Days.

Aww man, I lost my smoothie. Gus! This isn't funny. Innocent smoothies were harmed in your callous joke! Think of the pineapple.