War Is Coming Communications.

CROWLEEEEEYYY

do a c ontract about no smiting. Cas wants one. nothing about soulds. If theres a soul mention im asking Lindsey, he's like superlawyer

THEN come and be drunk with me. Youuu too Lindsey, we're done with obgectofing the man strippers now and going tot he roadhouse! An d Hardison tooo

OH NO JO...HE CNBT GO TO ROADHOUSE CAZ ITS RACIST. SOMEWHERE ELSSSSE

...how come i have more man friends than girl ones.whats that meaaan

[Edit: Filtered to wedding party types]

He is PRETENDDING.

so as LUCIFER DOESN'T MAKE WITH THE KILLING. NO ONE WANTS THAT

WELL...I DONT, AD HE DOESNT. JUST BE NICETOMORROW K

That drinking before a wedding is traditional doesn't surprise me.

I am, however, slightly confused as to the relevance of naked clowns.

nkd man wont dance fr my amusement! wl BRIDEZILLA his as

shenniginnis

SAM. BRNG TW ME YOUR MANLY SKILLS

CLWNS R NOT FNNY DEEENE

SSMNY STOLE MYHDDDING PLCE SO GSSSSIm GUNNA SHOT IT

Head's up, ladies. Since the wedding is tomorrow, we're taking Ruby out tonight for her bachelorette party. Meet us at [address] at 9:30pm.



( Text to Ruby )

Are you ready to be my wife?

Okay so I get that you guys have demons and everything here, which is actually kind of cool because I've always been fascinated with the supernatural only I never actually thought I'd be in a place where there was this whole war with demons thing going on. Don't get me wrong, I'm not excited about the demons being evil and trying to kill us, I just like the fact that stuff like magic exists here. But please for the love of scanning electron microscopes, I need a lab! Or at the very least, the equipment for one. I don't like this not having equipment to work with, it makes me feel really agitated and antsy.

Or that could be the caffeine withdrawal I'm suffering. I am in need of something that can replace Caf-Pow until I am able to make my own Caf-Pow. So, can anyone suggest a really good high-caffeine drink? This is an emergency!



[OOC: Also, there is LOUD music coming from Abby's room on the 5th floor. Even though Kurt is her only neighbor right now, I'm pretty sure most people on the floor can hear it. The music is mostly industrial with some metal and industrial rock mixed in there. Forgive the loud music, she is a hearing child of deaf parents, she's special! :P]

Are you gonna eat your husband?

Now. In order to properly select music for the upcoming wedding, I have to ask this.

Sam, Ruby, what sort of music do you like?


Edit added later: [Glee Kids]
Considering the fact that Sam and Ruby obviously have wildly different tastes, I think we should work on some mashups.

I need to borrow someone's vehicle on the 22nd and 23rd. I also need to exist as part of the general population.

Right, so I'm off to New Orleans for a week or two or more, time to get with my job description and do some slayage. If the Apocalypse starts again text me.

[Scoobies]

With or without you guys I'm leaving tomorrow morning. Early.

I need to get out of here and slay a damn vampire!

So, Wedding. I'd like it to be before Valentines. I thought very briefly about the whole symbolism but I've been here too long to not expect something wacky. If something wacky happens feel free to blame me. While killing it. Planning seems to be going okay. I even feel weirdly calm.

I'm leaving this open to everyone cause if anything good evil or somewhere fun in the middle decides to mess with my wedding day and make me have to move it again I will make you cough up your own intestines and then stand there while you eat them again with a nice salad garnish.

Just so we're all clear.

And no, I'm not mentioning his name. I'm fine, its done. Let it go.

[Hermionie & Jo]

You're wearing this. http://www.shopindream.com/product-4649-8464-viewpic.html I'm entirely hopeful you'll like it but I'm not changing it its pretty, will work with your very different hair and goes well with red. Fitting tomorrow at three.

[Sam]

Its possible that I have a dress. This is mildly terrifying but also kind of awesome.

[Crowley]

I'm being picky about dress fabric. I think he's actually domesticated me. We're getting hammered at least once before I get married.

[Mary]

Calm, Collected, lying through my ass. Help?! What do I do? How do I make this wedding thing happen?

[Filtered to Chuck, Ruby, & Sam]
I think the wish thing backfired. I think I'm dying.

( ETA for Chuck )

[Filtered to Mary]
Just had what I'm guessing is my first morning sickness experience? Please tell me that it only happens once.

I should be happy.
I can marry Sam now with no
....he wants to take me to Greece for
you're dead, again. stay that...
Dammit.

Did anyone see what happened the body? ...I assume there's no objections if I'm the one to deal with it

...Give us a few days and me and Sam will let people know about the wedding.

Well done guys.

[Filtered to Meg]

Let it go.

You don't need to go the same way.

It was supposed to be today. I was supposed to be Mrs Sam Wi

I think we have some people to rescue. Anyone else agree. Solo, do your thing.

[Mary]

I have it. Lets kill him already

Happy Birthday Shortbus. Look outside your door.



[ooc: Left outside Dean's door in the Complex is a few hex bags, a bottle of JD, and the following items.

http://www.cafepress.com/+dark_side_cookie_ploy_bumper_sticker,292891970 - with a note saying. 'No extra cookie for you'
A plate of cookies. (Shop bought) and a further note saying 'Kidding, and I swear I didn't make them, I'm lead to believe there's some stupid taboo about birthday food poisoning
Ruby has also paid for a full service/clean for the Impala and there is a voucher explaining this including enough for if it needs a new part or anything

God, I don't think
He's still going to be worried

Okay screw it, anyone with more experience mind helping me out?  I was completely useless and froze... I want to make sure it doesn't happen again.

I'm better than that... I've fucking sparred with Wesker, I should have been able to handle that demon the other day. 
If I waited longer...

Okay!  I admit I don't like feeling scared, and even though I only saw the tail end of those demons... I am.  They're, only thing I have to compare it to is the man who raised me and the thing my dad became.  And neither example really works.

[Leon]
And Leon I know you'd be willing to, but... I'd kind of want someone else to.  I don't want you to feel like you have to keep me protected.  Hope you understand. 

I'm sorry about the...y'know... kidnapping. I don't make a habit of it and I'm not planning to be a clingy crazy wife.

Dean, Can I get my knife back. I need it.

[Crowley]

Can I come over? I'll bring whiskey? I miss Pup, besides which, we need a chat.

[Sam]

Going to visit Crowley, all going to plan. It'll be fine.

...How are you? I'm so sorry.

So, Chuck untied me.

I'm sorry about....everything. That...that wasn't me. I didn't mean what I said. I hope none of you remember that I'm pregn

[Dean]
Sorry I was so...useless. And that I punched you.

[Ruby]
I'm so sorry for everything I said. I didn't mean any of it.

[Sam & Ruby]

You guys still alive?

[Danny]

You gotten anywhere with the visions-thing yet? This crap has gone on way too long already.