War Is Coming Communications.

This isn't the Watchtower...

LLOIS IS STHE BESTEST BIG SIS EVER AND SO SOSOSOSOSO SO SO SO SOS OSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOOSOSOOOOOOOOOOO MANY CONGRATSSES TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

edit: OH AND NYOU TOO CLARKS

So, just a quick reminder for those of you who were thinking of going, I'll be doing my show this Saturday at 5 PM, [quirky coffee shop name].


[Claudia]
I'm really sorry, love, didn't mean to miss your post the other day. It's been a rough week. But you know I'll be there. I'm not going to let you deal with that on your own.


[Andrew, Amy, Ginger, Charley, and Cas]
Dinner out after the show on Saturday? My treat.


[Lexi]
...
there's just no fucking words

I have befriended a local bat. He likes crab meat.

I haven't bothered to watch the first movie, but I can't help but notice that there's going to be a second movie about Peter's life...that I'm in.

And I'm curious, I can't help it. Are there any of you out there that have read, watched, or otherwise taken in the stories about yourselves? And did it wind up a good idea or a bad one?

[Peter]

[Peter]

Would you watch our movie with me?

Monster truck rally in Dodge City this weekend. You're coming, right, Harry?

I'm fucking done. She's played with the wrong people for the last time.

Every magic do-er we still have with power, get on it. Every weapon you can find, every sword, every bullet, every arrow. And then we're going in.

Jacen I hate you so much right now but, whatever you've been doing....amp it up. And to anyone it affects, I'm so sorry, but the sooner we do it, the sooner we're all free from this bull. Get her in the open, piss her off to the point where she either transforms or withers.

Those of you who wanted to slay her who still physically can, you're in. Grab whatever weapons you're comfortable using and let's do this. Because I'm done with her little games. If she wants us all to turn to ash, we're not going down without fighting.

Headache aside, I'm feeling more comfortable and at home here. Who wants to do something fun later?

[Epiphany]
So how'd it go last night? Details!

I should have just stuck to watching reruns of Full House
This isn't actually happening so I'm just...not gonna care. Yeah

Let me get this straight. Maleficent is here. The witch. From Disney.

Did I get sent home and someone forgot to tell me? Dad can fight her this time, I'm out.

[Loki]

Question for you, my demigod, magic doing best friend.

[ooc: if you think you're a friend then you probably are! ]

Check in with me.

Here's a fun announcement for everyone: Stephanie Brown has agreed to marry me.

This might be a little too first day of school-esque
I just don't know many people yet

So, how many people have gotten flu shots? I've been following on the news about the flu shots recently. Flu shots, Gwen?

I was thinking that I don't know a whole lot of people other than the small group I've talked to. So, I was thinking it'd be nice to get to know more people. You sound socially awkward, Gwen Anyway, the point to that was that I was thinking maybe one of those silly first day of school type games might be nice. So it'd be nice if anyone felt like it if they'd participate.

So the game is

1. Put your name: Mine is Gwen Stacy
2. Put your favorite color: Orange
3. Any pets you may have: I don't have any at the moment
4. Put an interesting fact about yourself: I love chocolate.
5. Put a question that you're curious about for me or someone else to answer: What's the worst movie you've ever seen, first person who might potentially answer this sort of silly post?

[Peter]

Would you, by any chance, want to have dinner tomorrow? I'm cooking, what do you say? We could watch a movie or something too?

Is it just me, or do you totally not get to whine about how getting kicked in the groin is unfair fighting when you're being stopped from robbing a bank and you totally got a lucky punch in on the jaw of the tiny blonde that's totally beating you anyway? Because seems like that's just stupid.

Lawrence might not have much crime, but the little bouts it has? They're super stupid most of the time.

...anyone have a spare change of clothes they can sweep on over to [address]?

so. ijust qwant it to be known that watychign yourselgf on a movie isn't as awrsome as it sounds. reliving evrything. it's nt cool. espcily the ucnle ben parts and its just soliduify the people around me dying theory idk why i thoiught it would be a good idea.

[Gwen]
i'm sory. i'm so sorry. i don'nt even. i cnt. i'm just realy sorry...havign resons doesnt justiyfy hurting yoiu like that...

If anyone needs me, I'll be out playing with my new web slinger thingies!

I'M A BIG BROTHER!!!

Figures the one evening I fucking skip on the internet is the night fucking Lucifer comes online and starts being all vague and threatening and mysterious. But fuck that guy. I had far more intriguing people activities to pursue last night anyways.

Anyway. I can easily say this is the best fucking Christmas I've had basically since I can remember. Hope it was a good one for everyone else too.

When you learn you're talking to the devil, stop fucking talking to the devil. What the hell is wrong with you people?

I don't care if you find it amusing. You're opening yourself and every goddamn person here to who knows what by doing that. Get the fuck off the internet.

You know Dad, you probably thought that cartoon you posted at Uncle Luke the other week was really funny, but now I'm staring at this bauble and thinking about how adorable a baby rancor would be...

Also, I think I have officially decided on Christmas as my favorite earth holiday. You have an excuse to shop constantly and they make seasonal coffee. It's a holiday that produces special kinds of coffee drinks! Starbucks has this two for one deal going on right now, which I think you're supposed to share with a friend, but, you know, hah, no.