War Is Coming Communications.

Okay, so, I'm trying to get help with do some kind of research on your whole... thing. See if there's some kind of alternative, or if we just need to get used to you eating people, or what. But that means I need to know, like, everything you know about your demon thing and what happened to you and ...just, everything. I'm gonna get this fixed.

[ooc: OOPS. Filterfail. Thanks, Yami <3]

[LINDSEY]
So.

[AVA]
I think I need to move out asap. You get why? I don't want to eat your sweet ice creamy chipmunk cheeks and-

People worried about/connected to Jen
If you hadn't already heard Ava and I found Jen last night. She's back home and doing okay but she might eat not want visitors. Check with her before you head over there I guess?

Jen
How did you even get that guy's address?
Does Ava still want you to
Do you still want to
How are you healing?

dropped in Jaina's mailbox
A package containing cookies, kind of ugly and lumpy looking, but pretty much slathered in frosting in a futile attempt to hide it. They taste good though! She was determined. On the package she's scrawled in sharpie: "Not the scary kind of mysterious package!" Because she wants Jaina to be happy but can't exactly go to the advice-giving place or whatever. So, UGLY COOKIES.

Mother
I got this movie out of the library and I'll probably be watching it tonight. You know, if it is a movie you also want to watch. And Jacen has refrained from going sith and/or traumatizing us all for, like, three consecutive days and you and Aunt Jaina are stressed enough without yelling at me to be nice to him even though Force only knows why you care so I could come over to your place? Unless you're busy, it's fine if you're busy.

Where are you?

Jen come on, ava didn't mean any harm and she probably saved your life. just tell me where you are, i promise i won't so much as ask you to go back.

Where the fuck am I?

[ooc; Jen is hiding up on the complex roof after she escaped Rose! Hailey! If that doesn't work for you, let me know.]

Sweet Lucifer I need to- Putting tabasco sauce on entrails does not make it taste better. Neither does mayo or mustard. Chocolate syrup works though FYI.

I miss Joanne
And I sorta miss Mar
Of everyone, why does it have to be Roger that's here?


[Filtered to Jennifer]

Jennifer, you working tonight? I could use some drinks.



[OOC: The strikeouts are indeed an unfiltered blankpost.]

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[FILTERED TO RUBY]
How do you keep that angel cunt out your house? Because if she comes into our place or threatens Ava again, I swear to fucking Lucifer things will get real messy around here.

Demons wouldn't attack humans this way, its too rash, too open. Especially in this city.

Ava, what did you do?

I think I'm in trouble.

ooc: If you're watching the news, you might see a story about a violent triple murder at a local coffee shop. A petite blonde girl with strange black shadows circling her was seen fleeing the scene. Elle had an accident involving demons. She kind of misses her old power.

I get the pudding thing. I don't like it, since it got all over my clothes and ended up ruining my shoes, but I get it. I deserved that one.

But whoever sent me all that glitter is an ass.

BLACK MASK WAS IN MY APARTMENT. HE WAS IN HERE AND THEN HE WAS GONE AGAIN.


[ooc: Steph got the powers of changing things at the mollecular level and creating illusions. Not knowing she got these powers, she accidentally created an illusion of Black Mask and now she's freaked the hell out.]

Any nice houses in the area?

[ooc; David took the crazyness as a good time to go steal some money from a local bank. Newspapers will list that no doors were opened and around quarter of a million is gone. Feel free to have your character see this~]

Has anyone seen my shoe? I lost it. And...a lot of other stuff, too.

[Filtered to witch/wizard/magic types]
You guys haven't had any spells go off the wrong way lately, have you?

I'm not accusing you of being responsible for this situation, but we've had magical misfires before so I thought I'd ask. If what we're dealing with is based on a spell gone wrong, then maybe you guys could band together, figure out what the spell was, and fix it?

[Filtered to Dean]
You okay?

[Filtered to Ruby]
Thanks for taking care of me last night.

...and not eating me.

[Filtered to Epiphany]
You didn't lose your potion making mojo, did you? 'Cause I could really use something for this hangover. Adam too, probably.

Well, I still eat people! Oh you know what I mean. :D I'm still my sexy self.

[AVA]
Did Elle get in contact with you? Are you okay? Do I need to run to the grocery store for more ice cream?

[ALLANA & ROSE]
Just know that if anyone tries messing with you two while this seal crap is happening, I'll eat them. And not in that sexy way. They're going to wish it was the sexy way too because I'm a messy eater.

[VICKI]
Hey Fangalious. Is your sexy self settling in okay? Did you pick a bedroom yet?

....the fuck? This kind of shit happen often here? If so, I'm going to spend a lot of time being drunk because this doesn't make any sense.