War Is Coming Communications.

The joining of two people who are madly in love with one another in this horrific, dark time is a rare and beautiful thing. I think we should all take the time out to savor it, then do so again when they get tired of shagging each other, spend all their time quarreling, and eventually end their relationship without giving fuck all about it.

Congratulations, Epiphany and John! I'm so happy for you! Fuck, I'm just happy. Who's up for drinks? Let's all drink!

[ooc: Backdated before his kidnapping!]

Well, crap.

So who went and thought I'd want an issue of Hellblazer? Especially this particular issue

So....about that mood stabilizer offer...

Though it really bothers me that your alchemy skills are so bloody good, I shouldn't have to ask for help from you

Alright, who's going out with me tonight?

Those of you that are overly angry at the moment need not apply.

Also, if you feel the need for some sort of mood stabilizer to keep yourself in check because you're actually aware you've gone off the deep end in the last couple days, just let me know. I can work up something for you.

Alright. I've stayed in like three nights in a row now (God only knows why) and I'm getting restless.

So. Who wants to go out and do something tonight? I just want to be out of my apartment and having fun.

Alright guys, I'm throwing this out there again being as we've had loads of new people show up since the last time I posted saying something about it.

I'm Epiphany and I'm an alchemist. I spent years in school for it and everything. Compare it to Hogwarts for potions only. And the regular classes kids take, of course. And loads more private. And... Okay, don't compare it to Hogwarts. But I was trained in this for years.

No, I don't focus only on turning shit into gold. But I can do that. I also make potions, powders, remedies, all sorts of things. So if you think of something you need, let me know and I'll see what I can do about it. Seems like my most popular thing around here is my hangover remedy, which is almost sad because that doesn't take all that much skill anyway.

And no, I don't do it for free. But I'm willing to work with you on figuring out a decent price.

Right then. Three questions:

Anyone care to tell me where the fuck I am? Looks to be somewhere in the States, far as I can tell.

Second. Anyone seen a blue-haired girl about? Piercings and the like? Young. Uppity. Throws a hell of a left hook.

And equally as important as the first two. Where's the nearest place to get a pack of smokes round here?

Cheers.