War Is Coming Communications.

I know there's a war going on, but who exactly are we fighting? It seems like everyone is waiting around for something to happen

If anyone flashing a badge around or asking for a Jules Winnfield comes sniffing around the first complex, you don't know me. Crapcrapcrapcrap.

Alright. I need two things:

1.) I need to borrow some money. Exactly how much is going to depend on this second thing.
2.) I need to know exactly how many comic book stores there are in this city.

So, rich nerds? Now is the time for you to speak up!

ETA: Also, if someone could develop a way for me to punch MODOK in the face for, y'know, just about forever, that would be great.

Ellimist? Crayak? This has to be one of you two assholes. Come out and explain this. Now. I don’t have time for games or new and disgusting kinds of alien.

Animorphs [[None of them are here, but give the boy credit for trying]]
Marco, Cassie, Tobias your numbers aren't working no one's numbers are working check in here as soon as you see this. I'm pinned down in what seems to be a Wal Mart in Lawrence, Kansas surrounded by some kind of alien I've never seen before. Giant bugs. I have no idea how I got here but I'm thinking the Ellimist and Crayak aren't quite as done with us as we thought.

I make bodyguarding look good.

[LEVERAGE + FELICIA]
Okay team, listen up. We have a group of people that need our help. Felicia's going to be assisting us. What we have are some really bad dudes that are dealing in human trafficking. Prostitution, slavery, all that bad news wrapped into one. They're working out of this supermarket and keeping the people we want to help in a nearby warehouse for the store. The man in charge is a local businessman who plans to run for mayor in the next election. Some of his investors are actually in on this. We're going to take him, his operation, and the investors down.

Felicia, we need you to infiltrate his offices and figure out who the investors are. The wire taps I have in place have only given me half the names and I need you to figure out who the rest are. Undercover intern or potential investor should suit you fine.

Parker, there's a safe inside of the office that I need you to unlock. Purchase orders indicate its a new safe that's suppose to be impossible to crack. When Felicia infiltrates the office, she can turn off the security system on all window/door/vent accesses to get you inside the actual office. I would do it remotely, but it's a closed system. Inside the safe there should be a book with his actual accounting details, so we know where his money is coming and going from. He's old fashioned like that and we need that book for evidence.

Eliot, we need you to go into the warehouse an get those people out. New security guard, potential buyer, whatever. Think you can do it? I'm assisting you.

[VI]
I'm going to need that movie night soon. Think you're up for it?

I need someone to trace a phone call. Parker managed to call me just a minute ago.

It's been brought to my attention that you guys are not actually a cult of crazy people who go around kidnapping people for fun and somehow there is an apocalypse going on and people are trying to stop it. Which, you know, kudos for taking that on.

So I guess this is the part where I swallow my pride and embrace the insanity apologize for the threats and the accusations. In my defense, the whole situation does sound like some movie that sci fi channel would make. The ones with the really bad special effects.

I don’t understand what this device is. Or how I got here. Surely this isn’t a trick by someone.

Who would play a trick this large? It would have to be someone far powerful...

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[ooc: Drunken Rikku slips into Al Bhed. Yeah.]

[FILTERED AGAINST BAD GUYS]
Drug-free is the way to go, kids. For all the new arrivals, my name is Hardison. I provide new identities to those that need them. For a price. I'm over trading for favors because that is not working out for me, so have something tangible to trade.

[FILTERED TO ELIOT]
Thanks again man. And, uh, sorry for being pantless when you showed up. I don't even know what happened there. And I am putting a tracking device inside of me in case something like that ever goes down again. Hello reoccurring nightma-

And hey, I'm going to put you in touch with Rikku. She's going to help customize some of your weapons, if you think you could use her help.

[FILTERED TO THE LEVERAGE CREW]
I have a new job. Well, an old job. It's a new old job because shit's been happening and I haven't been able to put it together until now. I've been up for three days straight and I am so tire- If you two are free, I'd like to get started on it right away.

[FILTERED TO CAROLINE]
You are one terrifying chick- I don't know if you're back to normal or not, but we should probably tal- I can't close my eyes without seeing y- If you come near me ever again, I will shoo-

[ooc; Why yes Caroline, you do get a blankpost.]

Sorry about the outburst a few days ago. Frustration. It's great to be back to normal. I can run through a full workout without smacking into a wall or losing to a punching bag. Again.

911

No wonder the human race is dying out. You are all pathetic. You never change and you never learn.

I think I've got the power to turn Coke into coffee or something. Because I just did that.

its been AWHILE since i made this post but HEY EVERYONE MY NAME IS HARDISON AND I AM A HACKER GOD. DO YOU NEED A FAKE ID? DO YOU NEED TO STEAL MONEY FROM A BANK? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM THAT THE LAW CANNOT SOLVE?

then CALL ME. xxx-xxxx!

(i'm like robin hood BUT WITH A SMARTPHONE.)

parker i love you and your candy. GIMME MOAR.

[ooc; Hardison is in the hospital with serious burns and even more serious medication. He totally stole a nurse's iPhone.)

I AM PYRO.

...Someone fix this. I mean, this is cool, but I just melted my favourite laptop. :(

The punching bag just kicked my ass.

THE PUNCHING BAG.

I feel up for punching someone. Too much tension and frustration and stress and anger in this place.

Someone want to be punched?

Felicia's coming over for dinner tonight. Hardison, try not to nerd so hard.