War Is Coming Communications.

I just set my bed on fire. How is that even possible. Is this part of what Walter and Bell did to me? Dammit where is Walter when I need him?!

Apologies for setting off any smoke detectors this morning. I suppose you could say I had a little ...mishap.

I'm still getting used to this idea of being fictional. Someone asked for my autograph today. Guess this will make going undercover a whole lot harder.

Lucky for me I've never been a big fan of TV.

What happened to Santa Barbara? Shawn Spencer, did you do this? Very funny. Except for the part where it's not, and if you did do it, I'm going to get you back so bad. If this is your fault you better start running.

I'm Detective Juliet O'Hara with the Santa Barbara Police Department and I think I'm in trouble. I can't get in touch with my partner. Has anyone heard from Carlton Lassiter, or maybe even Chief Vick? I'd take that right now too. I need to get back home.

CLWNS R NOT FNNY DEEENE

SSMNY STOLE MYHDDDING PLCE SO GSSSSIm GUNNA SHOT IT

We've got a few new people so it's probably about time that I reposted this. http://asylums.insanejournal.com/wariscomingcom/918211.html That'll provide some useful information on why you're here, what happened, and what's been going on. There are also classes being offered at the complex currently if you don't know how to fight, or want to learn other styles etc. None of them are mandatory but they are highly recommended to at least learn how to defend yourself in this place. I came from a place were none of these things existed as far as I was aware, and had to learn everything from the ground up. It's a lot of information I know, but it isn't impossible. It'll take some time, but it can be done.

Here's a list of things that I'm fairly certain are still being offered:

Combat with Booth (me)-I've got Army Ranger training, and am more then qualified with a few tours spent in Iraq over seas and am currently working with the FBI. I haven't been living at the complex lately, been staying with Lavender but I do make the usual visits there to teach said class.

Andrew Wells is teaching Latin. He can help with the pronunciation. And trust me if you have any doubts in that area, go and see him.

Jo has gun and knife lessons.

Sarah Connor is teaching a class on Specialty edged weapons

If anyone has ideas on more classes, feel free to sound off here. Suggestions for improvement are always welcome.

Offensive and Defensive training with Felicia

Demons/demon tricks 101 with Ruby.

Supernatural Creatures from other worlds with Caroline.
[Buffy]
I think we need to talk.

[Bones]
Thanks.

[Angela]
Hey.

Apocalypse? Now I really have heard everything

I have read the 'welcome post,' and have been given a brief run down on how this place works. I have many questions, but there is something imperative I must ask.

My name is Olivia Dunham, and I'm a Special Agent with the FBI. I need to know if the names Walter Bishop, or William Bell mean anything to anyone here. Or if anyone knows of a company called Massive Dynamic.