War Is Coming Communications.

Seriously?

That was truly bizarre and I've seen plenty of bizarre things. Thank god the old fossil died so I'm not a bigamist. Although I don't think I would have been anyway since I was manipulate but you can't be too careful.

It's good to be out or back or whatever.

Ben, please tell me you weren't watching.



[OOC: Mara had to marry the old goat who died in the middle of the ceremony and she was done]

And here we go again. SO.

Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse...Apocalypse

Apocalypse?
Right. So you were pulled here by a magical Biblical Seal. Why the Seal pulled us is anyone's guess, some think its to help keep the world from falling apart, some think its because it's a big old jerk.

But we fought a war against Lucifer and some idiot Angels and somehow we won--go us--except now some even bigger idiot angels kind of want the war to continue so we're all still here. Trying not to let that happen.

Where the hell am I?
You're in Lawrence, Kansas and the year is currently 2014.

Why did I appear in a creepy graveyard?
Because the Seal is a giant troll.

Where am I supposed to stay?
We've got a few permanent residents you can try:
Greave's Aparments: ask for Kirk or Harry [ADDRESS]
The Inn: ask for Eponine [ADDRESS]
Sanctuary: ask for Florence [ADDRESS]
Kent Farm: must tolerate cows--but feel free to tip them over, I do--ask for Lois (me) or Clark [ADDRESS]

If you're like hell no, we can set you up in a hotel or give you some money to get yourself set up in a hotel. Also we've got gift boxes. They have like phones and a laptop and some VISA and MASTERCARD giftcards in them because we're nice like that.

I need to get home. People need me
We get it. We do. But you can't. Or at least not until the Seal sends you home.

But on the kind of plus side, no one will notice that you're gone because when you do return its to the exact point in time that you left.

Anti-possession amulets?
Remember, Apocalypse? Yeah, you can get possessed by demons so you'll want the amulet.
If you want the permanent tattoo talk to a Winchester. Or Bobby Singer.

So what do you do here?
That's up to you. There are monsters to fight if you want to do that. Or live a normal life if you want to do that. (and when I say monsters I mean the ones from this world. We've got werewolves and vampires and aliens and others that we do not lump into the monster group that the Seal brought here.) And I'm sure Rose will let you all know about her Arrival's Class that she offers to fill you in on all the details.

Oh right. Fictional.
You just might be. It's kind of a shock to find out you are. Hopefully you won't find out that 9/10 you're destined to fall in love with your best friend in the first five minutes of you being here. But sometimes people here are fictional in this world. Why we don't know. Chances are if you've heard of SHIELD or Sunnydale or Metropolis you're fictional. Congrats.

Need more info
Rose has a class at the Youth Center about everything ever. If we have a huge influx of newbies she'll usually hold the class at 8pm on Tuesday. There will be cake.

Questions?

Hi, I’m Lois Lane--yes, that Lois Lane, but we'll get to that in a bit--and since we’ve had some new people and a change in the status quo around here I decided to update the damn explanation post. Read, be informed.

People who already know all of this let me know if I left anything out.

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Hello. My name is Ruby Winchester. You killed my father, prepare...

No but seriously. I’m Ruby, I’m a native here and have been hanging around Lawrence nearly 3 years, ever since you people started pouring through. I’m being helpful by shamelessly updating something a non native Seeley Booth did, and before him Andrew Wells. I’ve added a few things to bring it up to date but this is their baby. If there's stuff I didn't post. Comment it and it will get added.


( Its like if Andrew's post and Booth's post had a baby post. And that post was as awesome as that sexy sexy demon chick Ruby )

We've got a few new people so it's probably about time that I reposted this. http://asylums.insanejournal.com/wariscomingcom/918211.html That'll provide some useful information on why you're here, what happened, and what's been going on. There are also classes being offered at the complex currently if you don't know how to fight, or want to learn other styles etc. None of them are mandatory but they are highly recommended to at least learn how to defend yourself in this place. I came from a place were none of these things existed as far as I was aware, and had to learn everything from the ground up. It's a lot of information I know, but it isn't impossible. It'll take some time, but it can be done.

Here's a list of things that I'm fairly certain are still being offered:

Combat with Booth (me)-I've got Army Ranger training, and am more then qualified with a few tours spent in Iraq over seas and am currently working with the FBI. I haven't been living at the complex lately, been staying with Lavender but I do make the usual visits there to teach said class.

Andrew Wells is teaching Latin. He can help with the pronunciation. And trust me if you have any doubts in that area, go and see him.

Jo has gun and knife lessons.

Sarah Connor is teaching a class on Specialty edged weapons

If anyone has ideas on more classes, feel free to sound off here. Suggestions for improvement are always welcome.

Offensive and Defensive training with Felicia

Demons/demon tricks 101 with Ruby.

Supernatural Creatures from other worlds with Caroline.
[Buffy]
I think we need to talk.

[Bones]
Thanks.

[Angela]
Hey.

Here's an updated version of Andrew's arrival post found http://asylums.insanejournal.com/wariscomingcom/264154.html here. It's been a while and we've got a lot of new people so here we go.

( click here. )

Hey guys. I'm still here, don't worry. I've just been working away and whatnot. And playing video games and reading comics and stuff to make myself feel better

I rewrote the explanation post I put up a month or so ago, and I put it in more of a FAQ format so that it's, hopefully, easier. If I left anything out tell me!

( Click for the infos! )

OKAY. So, we got a rush of newbies today! I've talked to a couple of you, but there's just so darn many that I'm just making a whole new explain-y post in case some of you missed some things.

( Big post of needed info )