War Is Coming Communications.

> r u ok with the whole u know
>> can i get u anything?
>>> u can stay with me if u like

I don't know what I'm doing here, but I don't like it. I worked too bloody hard to end one war, I don't want to have to deal with another. But if there's people dying, dammit, I'm not going to sit idly by and watch.

Who do I need to talk to about stopping this?

where am i? whats going on? i cant believe i have to sit here and use this stupid muggle device to get answers im above thiS AND I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WILL REGRET PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS BECAUSE YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

So, I just got my Pottermore email. Not entirely sure how to feel about this.

Least I got Gryffindor again.

[ooc: And I'm still waiting for mine. /raaaage]

So, looks like I'm super afraid of heights and also looking for a new job.

What, fun. Especially the falling off a ladder bit.

My former boss is so lucky I didn't hex him.

I'm bored. And since I can't go do my usual nighttime activities, I decided to make these things.

( CUT FOR PICTURE CLICK IT NOW YES DO IT )

I would say to click the buttons on the bottoms of the cards, but the buttons just forever take you to the top card, so that's kinda useless. And I'm not going to make a new post for everyone that wants one. So yeah. Have card fronts! I fixed the cards! Now you can click the buttons at the bottom so you can switch between the fronts and the backs. :)

Does anyone else want one? :)

PS: If you want one tell me your birthday and give me a picture of you! But make sure it's not an itty bitty picture. It's gotta be bigger than what you see on here.

I have to admit, the more I read about other people's experiences, the more nervous I am about this camp thing. I guess on the one hand, I figured it couldn't possibly be too different from the Auror Academy, but I mean, at least that's stuff I already knew about. I can cast a Patronus because I know what dementors are. I know what our ghosts are and I know that you don't get rid of them. This is a whole different Quidditch match. I don't even know anything about any of this! So...yeah. Nervous now, is all.

Also had my first 'double take' today. That was weird. And thank you, yes, I know I benefited from puberty, I don't need the reminder, really.

Okay. So, I was going to let Ron tell you guys, but considering he's been drunk all day I'm pretty sure that it's not the best condition for him to be in when he tells you guys, and you know, he will end up blurting it out because that's what happens when you're drunk and kinda freaking out and stuff. But um. I'm rambling.

Anyway, basically, here goes. Um. So. I'm pregnant. I thought you guys should hear it from one of us instead of us telling other people and letting it slowly find it's way to you. So yeah.

LAVENDEr YOU Oarea a terrible persona nd shuld be hxed

So I work at a grocoery store now, yeah? I swear the customers are the daftest ever. If I have one more ask me "do you work here?" No I wear this bloody awful uniform for my own amusement.

How thick can you get?

Sorry I was nuts yesterday guys. Even though Ron didn't need to go broadcasting it.

[Lav]
So. Sorry I blew up at you when you had your premonition thing.

Um. It was right, by the way. Just don't spread it around yet. I want Ron to be the one to tell his family.

( This goes behind a cut because she's talking about the FINAL issue of Batgirl, thus there will be SPOILERS. )

[Lav]
So. Weird news.

I'm late.

Well I made a right mess of things
No real point in trying to talk to...he's to busy

...is there a way to tell if someone is going mad?

Look what I got. Professor Trelawney always said I had a knack for divination. Wouldn't hurt to get into it again, I suppose.

Skipping out on the tea leaves though, I can't stand drinking tea like that.

OMG RON WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

Right, no FBI for me tomorrow. I have boobs.
If it wasn't so weird it could be kind of fu
creepy

And here I am all out of scotch.

I swear to god everyone, I'm not Draco.

I'm Steph.

This sucks. I can't wait to get my hands on whatever baddie decided to pull this one.

Edit: CAN WE PLEASE NOT HEX ME ANY MORE? I'M NOT LYING WHEN I SAY I'M NOT DRACO! I DON'T HAVE MAGIC, I'M ME!

WHY IS DRACO MALFOY IN MY FLAT?!

A large basket jam packed with bubble baths, bath bombs, scented salts, foot scrubs, face creams, four bottles of fruity coolers, lots of chocolate and candies, a teddy bear dressed up as Bat Girl, and a gift certificate to a spa, is left outside her apartment door. The following note is attached...

Just in case you need some you time. I charmed everything so if Ron touches it, it will leak bright red ink all over his hands.

xoxo
Lav

I'm still around if anyone needs anything, I've been busy with cases lately, but I just thought I'd put it out there. New faces are around so I'll make with the introduction. My name is Seeley Booth, but don't call me Seeley. Just Booth is good, or Agent Booth. I've been here for two years now. There are classes at the complex to teach self defense. I saw something about someone wanting practice weapons, I'll see what I can do about borrowing some from the FBI Gym. If there are any questions feel free to ask.

[Winchesters and Associated]
As always if theirs anything you guys need down on the legal end, let me know.

[Sam]
What the hell was all that about last night, man?

[Ziva and Bones]
They want to promote me.