War Is Coming Communications.

Okay, why when I asked someone how to get home to California they told me to just look on this website?

Looks like we've got ourselves a bad case of the psychopathic crazies on the loose. Not that being crazy is always a bad thing. Still.

Know how we civilized people deal with those types back in Gotham?

Here's a clue: it has nothing to do with Arkham Asylum. Or, well, some will say that it does, but it doesn't. Not really.

I've got a better way.

Kansas? What is this a really human attempt at being cute?

So, I totally wish I took Elle's and pretty much everyone else's advice and didn't Google myself.

On the bright side...yeah, nevermind.

My dad I can't believe
This totally sucks

I can't even
I don't know how to
How does anyone deal with

It's one thing to know your life is fictional.

It's another to see your darkest moment played out for the entire world to see.

Dammit it was like living it all over and I don't know how to


(OOC: Why yes, BBC America WAS showing Army of Ghosts and Doomsday today...)

So. Hypothetically speaking, how would someone find out whether they're immortal without actually trying to kill themselves to test the theory, I wonder?

Anyone? Bueller?

So this is probably a long shot, but anyone here an expert on genetics?

Hi! Im Penelope Johnna Halliwell but everyone calls me Ladybug or PJ. I guess Im new here or something like that, but the town is pretty!

Before I got here I had just finished my first week of school and we had to do like a bajillion intro games that are totally lame but they kinda make sense in things like this I guess. So!

1. Im 11 yrs old
2. Im allergic to nuts
3. Im part witch part cupid (I cant believe I can say that!!!)
4. I have 2 sisters
5. My fav color is purple

Your turn! Name 5 things that I dont know about you which I know nothing so shouldnt be too hard.

[OOC: A delayed anti-evil filter was added to this post a little while after it was put up thanks to instructions from Mel!]

It's not every day you open up a box of Cocoa Puffs and find Frosted Flakes.

[ooc: Backdated a bit, because work consumed my sooooul and kept me from posting!]

It took me awhile to figure out what's going on here. The computer definitely helped and reading about all of the other confused people.

So, hi. My name is Boone. I'm stuck here too.

Future reference? Just because I'm helping doesn't mean I'm in charge. Everything that you all rely on, whether it be the complex or the camp, was formed by a group of people. It's also run by a group of people. Not just me. I may be a little more vocal about helping people at times, but it's only because I don't want you guys getting hurt. It has nothing to do with me wearing the leader hat. I'm not.

I got called the Neutrogena Girl today. That's definitely a new one. I don't even use Neutrogena.

Guessing this goes with the whole fictional/face/weird thing? I am so NOT googling myself! I'm enough of a freak already

Yes, I now keep a spray bottle next to my bed.

Yes, it is full of holy water.

Yes, it is labeled Demon-B-Gone because I was bored on the trip home.

Don't judge me!

whyyyyyyyyyyy DID I FORGET MY TAZER

IT WULDHAEVEBEE N AWSUME TONITE


loooooooooooooooooooooki


cometoteh baaaar

we caaaaan DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE

Does anyone have a video camera they'd be able to lend me for a bit. Don't need anything fancy, just a camera.

I'll make cupcakes in exchange.

And a very craptastic happy birthday to me.

So does someone wanna explain where I am? And how I got here.

There is no way I am believing that crazy homeless guy

Or maybe I'm the crazy one

Filtered to apartment residents and friends of the complex 18 & over
It's recently come to my attention that some of you don't have any sort of basic training, sure, some of you do, hell, I'd say most of you do, but not all of you, and you sure as hell aren't all on the same page for what's going down here. I know there's a couple people there doing some teaching, the traps and the incantations and some self defense, but I'm pretty sure you're going to need more than that.

I'm proposing a week-long hunter-skills boot camp. Because if y'all can't learn it from me in a week, you can't learn it at all. I can work out time and transportation once I know who all's interested. It'll be weapons and lore mostly, since that should be about all you need. Leave me a note here if you're interested.

Filtered to Sam & Dean Found a couple routine hauntings in your neck of the woods, if you're still teaching the newbies how it works.

So, since I'm still under house arrest I was wondering if I could talk someone into doing  a little shopping for me today.  Don't worry, it isn't anything embarrassing. 

Edit: Only Dawn and I aren't leaving and it's because of a crazy goddess that sees Dawn's blood as the way for her to return home to her hell. And since Dawn and I kind of look exactly alike she thinks I'm Dawn too.

Edit 2: It seems that unbeknownst to me there was some spell placed and I can go out. Would have been nice to know, just saying.

Um...slight problem. I got tripped by the usual kind of cheer bitch during training and 'hurt' my leg. Like its gross, blood and a bit of bone and everything. But problem is I can't just fix i cause they're all crowding around me and talking about calling 911.

Can someone come get me? Otherwise they'll set the leg and it'll heal and we'll have explaining to do