War Is Coming Communications.

Oh, alright. I know I was upset last night, but I think I would remember leaving town.

And now I suddenly can't get ahold of anyone from home.

Hello?

Why am I being helpful? I cannot be the only one who is uncomfortable living in a building with so many that are so willing to cast aside our rights and eliminate us if we so much as blink in a way they do not consider normal hunters and those of a similar mindset. Those of you that feel the same, if another alternative were to be provided, would you take it? A simple yes or no will suffice, should you not be comfortable with elaboration.

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Because we don't have enough super-powerful beings here with bad attitu Just a day So, uh, I just wanted to point it out just case no one noticed. But the new blonde guy that looks exactly Riku? Is Dracula. Yes, that one.

You've been informed. Now you can carry on with your daily routines.
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I thought that I should go ahead and introduce myself what with all of the new arrivals. And while, I know most most of us are pretty helpful, but things do have a habit of getting hectic here. People forget, things are lost in translation, and a bunch of other reasons which lead to it not hurting for me to put this information up twice. But, alright. Done rambling. Onto the important stuff.

My name is Paige Matthews and I'm third in command of the apartment complex. The complex is free of charge. Just show up and walk through the door and we'll give you a room. I know it sound crazy and suspicious but since we're all in this together. Thank you, high school musical It really can't hurt us any to help each other out. If you don't feel comfortable living in the complex, you don't have to. It's the safest place to be but no one is going to force you into anything. Just let me know and I'll try my best to help you find a nice enough motel.

Information about how things work. If you haven't read it already, please, please do. I can't stress enough how important that information is. If you need more details, I'll try my best to flesh things out for you.

Two more things. Bobby Singer runs a training camp for all of the new arrivals. The camp is for anyone eighteen and older. Please don't complain about it. My head still hurts fr It runs for one week and it teaches you what you need to know about the monsters in this world. We do have classes in the complex, but the ones having to do with the supernatural just teach you how to defend yourself and about demons. If you're willing and capable to teach a self-defense class. Just tell me your name. You'll have to show us that you can actually defend yourself but other than that we appreciate all the help we can get. In anything. If you have any sort of useful skill and you want to share it, just tell me, Buffy Summers, Andrew Wells, or Needy Lesniki and we'll see what we can do.

Last thing. We seem to have a few new arrivals of the supernatural variety. I'm not naming what because as one, I can respect people's privacy. The policy is a really easy one. Don't hurt anyone and we won't have any trouble. I don't care if you're a vampire, werewolf, werebear, were-other animal, witch, wizard, warlock, fairy, giant, leprechaun ... You get the picture. I know that the rules are different in other realities. So just because something is evil here and in my home dimension doesn't mean that they're evil in yours. I'm not going to assume.

What I will say is .. if you're a vampire and you need to know where to get animal blood at a cheap price, there are people who can help you. If you're a were-animal and you need help with the full moon, let us know and we'll help you. If you're a were-animal and you don't? Well. Just carry on.

That said. I'm really looking forward to meeting and getting to know all of you. Even Remember, if you need anything, just ask. Chances are there is someone here that can and is willing to help you.

Well, at least there's lots more stuff to do around here then there is in Bon Temps. God, that town is such a hole in the wall. Sookie, I don't know how you can keep living there.

This place is worse than living with Bill. I hate it already.

Aw what the fuck. Seriously what the fuck. I'm back here again. This whole seal thing needs to stop fucking around with me. Just leave me in one place or another.

What day is it? Cause it's a shit ton colder now than it was last time I was here. Is my apartment still mine?

So I'm sorry, I didn't realize this before. However, I figured that it might be difficult for some of you to figure out what to get for the person you're going to be play Santa to. While going out and striking conversation would be a good way to start new interactions. I also realized that some people ... no offense, might not be the best at figuring out information without being obvious. Which is why, I think that maybe once in a while, people can mention an interest: favorite movie, book, food, pasttime, etc. When they post. This will not only help with your Secret Santas but friends, family members, and other loved ones who are stumped on gift ideas.

So. Lemmie start. If people haven't managed to figure it out by now: I'm a big sci-fi freak. If it is sci-fi chances are I probably like it. I've probably seen it. And I probably wouldn't mind owning it. I love shoes and purses. My favorite colors are purple, green, red, and black. I believe leather is sexy as hell. I support Zune not iPod. I love Anime and Manga. I also love large bodies of water. Hell, I love any body of water. When I was younger, I wanted to be Maid Marian I tend to listen to modern hard rock, modern alternative, punk, and pop punk. But I do enjoy certain rap and hip-hop artists, such as Snoop Dogg, Drake, Will I. Am, N.O.R.E.

I think that is enough to start with. It doesn't have to be as obvious or as much information as that. Just a little bit to get people going.

Thanks!

Edit: I had kind of meant on your And put your name on the subject. That way if people decide to comment to other comments and things get small. It'll be easy to figure out who is who.

I'm hearing voices...and I keep answering people when they haven't said anything.

Hey...are you okay?

Hey guys, I got married!

[Tony]
Do we have any empty boxes?

Someone likes you!

Hey, what's the name of the adorab cute British guy that works in the mail room with you?

I know I just posted something but it's being eaten by cheap people who don't understand the value of fresh fruit. Though I will take the stick of gum for an apple.

That being said. Sam was kind enough to remind me that Thanksgiving is fast approaching. And I was thinking-if it's alright with Buffy, Andrew, Paige, and Needy-that we should have a huge celebration. Everyone invited. Meaning that if you don't show up, I will hit you up side your head, throw you over my shoulder, and sit your culo into a seat

So complex heads. What say you four?

And just so our demon friend is wondering. I'll find some place. That's not outside. And anyone who has issue with that can shut the hel

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Edit: Andrew is it safe to say that you'll help me be in charge of the cooking? Anyone else that wants to help out, please say so.

Needy will be helping with alcoholic drinks. If you work at a bar and can help with that. Please do so. Don't bug her about it. If you want a particular drink, you can suggest it to her or whoever else volunteers. Or you could buy it yourself.

Also? No one younger than twenty-one eighteen to drink.

So fair, we have apple pies, LOTS of Turkey, and potatoes. Any other requests?
Yams. Pumpkin pasties. Treacle Tart. Tater tots. Gravy. Salad. Ham. Vi's aunt's amazing green bean casserole. Sweet potato casserole. Dressing. Rice: white rice, brown rice with brown beans, yellow rice. Stuffing.

I sort of picked up a lead for a nearby case. I'm gonna take Ruby for the night because we're sexually frustrated to check things out. We should be back sometime tomorrow.

Probably during the afternoon. The...later afternoon.

If you need either of us, we've got our phones.

Holy Water stings like a bitch. Just so you all know. Tried to see if I could actually make a batch or if it would fail but apparently if I drop the cross in or whatever it works all the same.

Anyway if you lot here right now want to learn my fun trap tricks, I'm gonna see can Sam draw one up for us and go from there?

[Sam]

Fun with traps? In an entirely non kinky way this time?

My head's already swimming with everything we learned today. There's not gonna be a test is there? Also my hands hurt from the guns.

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It's recently come to my attention that some of you don't have any sort of basic training, sure, some of you do, hell, I'd say most of you do, but not all of you, and you sure as hell aren't all on the same page for what's going down here. I know there's a couple people there doing some teaching, the traps and the incantations and some self defense, but I'm pretty sure you're going to need more than that.

I'm proposing a week-long hunter-skills boot camp. Because if y'all can't learn it from me in a week, you can't learn it at all. I can work out time and transportation once I know who all's interested. It'll be weapons and lore mostly, since that should be about all you need. Leave me a note here if you're interested.

Filtered to Sam & Dean Found a couple routine hauntings in your neck of the woods, if you're still teaching the newbies how it works.

In order to avoid this at least for a time, I'm thinking of nipping down to the pub for a bit. Anyone want to come? I don't know if they have set up the pool yet, but I realized I don't exactly have the necessary clothing for such activities. Thus at this hour, I suppose this would be an alternative.