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Hi...Dr. Tam knows me but I don't think the rest of you do. My name is Claire Bennet, and I've been here almost two months, I think. Anyway...my blood heals, and can bring people back from the dead, so I was wondering if y'all might want to have some as a supply or something? I have no idea if this is the right way to offer because I've never done anything like this before, but...I just want to help.

Okay so it took some work yo, but ladies n' gentlemen, I present ta you da most thugged-out satisfyin mantelpiece up in history.



It aint nuthin but all gravy, git freaky wit yo' applause.

EDIT: I don't give a fuck what tha fuck tha shizzle is goin on here yo, but it is hilarious n' I owe one of mah thugs a funky-ass brew.

Anyone else feeling like all the adults think we're fucking helpless?

Even though some of you can do more stuff than the adults can.


I'm kinda tired of people thinking I'm helpless. And like I 'm a baby.

[Dad]

When can I start hunting? And learning more.

[ooc: Filter reads "Evil can take a hike in the black"]

So I'm less than completely drugged up to my eyeballs now. Slightly less. I can mostly kinda see what I'm writing, anyway, so there's that. Still less with the getting up and walking, because ow.

So this is Earth-that-was-but-still-is. And there are no ships? I don't like that. There should be ships. You got all that black out there, why wouldn't you go see it? If I'm going to be trapped on a *塵土飛揚的小​​世界 I want my wife.

I think it's starting to set in how weird this is. I guess the drugs made it less weird, which is, itself, pretty weird. Actually now that I think about it, everything it weird. Earth-that-was-but-still-is is weird. This computer is weird.

My fingers also feel pretty weird, but I'm going to blame the drugs on that one because my fingers are the same as they were before.

Unless they've always been weird.

Maybe they have and I never noticed.

Doc, was there anything weird about my fingers??



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[ooc:
Translations:
* "dusty little world"
** "Okay maybe I'm still a little bit funny from the drugs"]

I just realized that I've totally been forgetting about school since I've been here. Should I even bother finishing my senior year at this point?

So, just a quick reminder for those of you who were thinking of going, I'll be doing my show this Saturday at 5 PM, [quirky coffee shop name].


[Claudia]
I'm really sorry, love, didn't mean to miss your post the other day. It's been a rough week. But you know I'll be there. I'm not going to let you deal with that on your own.


[Andrew, Amy, Ginger, Charley, and Cas]
Dinner out after the show on Saturday? My treat.


[Lexi]
...
there's just no fucking words

[Dr. Tam]

Did you still want to take a blood sample?

Seriously, Oxygen. Once was bad. Twice was annoying. But if I see stupid Pride & Prejudice on tv one more time I'm likely to snap. That awesome moment when I go, "I'm annoying but I'm not THAT annoying". Am I?

This Darcy's pretty cute, I guess. But GDubs isn't nearly as hot. Sucks to be me there, I guess? Maybe if he wasn't, then And Gigi, you're pretty stupid cute in this movie, ngl. But my Jane is ten times more beautiful. Redhead Bennets > blonde Bennets!

...nope. Still weird. Trying to watch with an objective eye and it never, ever gets less weird.

[Gigi and Lils]

Okay you two, you're both adorbs and you're both awesome AND you both share my uber little sister issues. AND you both share wonderful taste in adorbs bffs! Why haven't you two met yet? Gigi Darcy, meet Lily Potter. We're going out this weekend. It isn't up for debate.

My tongue is still green from last night.

[Filtered to Loki]

Hi...I'm Claire Bennet. My friend Elle said she told you about my...issue. And that you might be able to help?

I knew I shouldn’t have trusted Constantine. What the hell is going on and why can’t I find the vampire army riot in Gotham on the news?

[Filtered to Dr. Tam]

Hi...we talked before. I'm Claire Bennet. My frienemy friend Elle talked to you about me, and said you might be able to help some with my...problem?

I found someone for you. Dr. Simon Tam. He's from the future, like way in the future, and he seems to think that there's a possibility he could help you. He said there'd have to be a little bit of research involved since he doesn't know his way around people like us, but that's something, right? Anyway, I told him you'd talk to him about things.

So...

I know someone who has lost the ability to feel pain and wants it back. I don't personally know the best way to fix it. Magic, medicine, or alchemy are the three methods I could think of. Ideas are welcome. Think of this as a kind of brainstorming thing. You all love to help others. Direct those good feelings toward this project!

I just want to say thanks to everyone that was involved in taking down the Disney villain Maleficent. I'm sure we're all grateful.

On a lighter note, I'm really not sure about this actress that plays me...



I'm really not sure what to make of her. I think she might be a little crazy.

[Peter]

You should remind me not to look up myself or Emma Stone on the internet ever again. I found cute things, but a lot of insane and crazy things too.

[Spike]
If I kind of threatened you, I'm sorry. But am I really? I know it was a curse. I'm not going to hurt you unless you go legit bad guy.

[Claire Bennett]
Hey. Thank you for what you did. Are you still kind of pain free? 'Cause we could try to fix that. Not that I want you doubled over in pain or anything.

I am going to destroy whoever brought this on me!

Illness running rampant through this place, but you don’t trust those who say they can help.

Others cry out for help but not too many of you seek to offer them any guidance.

It’s quite a lot of fun to watch the misery that wafts through this place, slowly overtaking each and every one of you.

How are your dreams these days?

It seems the one illness is now growing to more of an epidemic in nature. I would suggest everyone please come see the Medbay for a flu shot and load up on all vitamins. A healthy diet is crucial in staying well and multivitamins work wonders for your immune system.

Also, for those of you from other times and other places, your systems may be different and may not react the same to common over-the-counter medications. If you notice any side effects not listed, please discontinue their use and visit the doctor or nurse on duty. We have medications and treatments that can help, but it only works if you come.