War Is Coming Communications.

What do we do? How do we fix this? We should fix this, right? Can it be fixed?

[posted around 3am, but I'm not going to be up then, so.]

I like this song. The light of her own, the fire and the sense of purpose. I used to I wish

I don't know who the cartoon is, but she's got the burning down too. Especially when the song says "burn with a light of my own" and she's got that flare of fire from both hands.

[Willow, Xander, Dawn]

I have something I really ought to tell you about, about where I was before I was here. I think Dawn knows, and maybe Xander, but I should tell you anyway.

[Elena, Meg]

I should say something I'm sorry about what happened.

LLOIS IS STHE BESTEST BIG SIS EVER AND SO SOSOSOSOSO SO SO SO SOS OSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOOSOSOOOOOOOOOOO MANY CONGRATSSES TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

edit: OH AND NYOU TOO CLARKS

Vampires had it good before Twilight. Now every tween girl thinks that vampires sparkle and want to watch over them while they sleep and exchange pleasantries in a happy meadow full of flowers. And who in their right mind would turn someone like Bella Swan? I miss Anne Rice's heyday.

I hear that there are a lot of other people who practice magic here? And not “practice magic” like the Wiccan group back at college did with their bake sales and group meetings about...bake sales.

Can I do a roll call? Is that allowed? I’ll go first.

I’m Willow and I’m learning magic and would really like to learn more. I can do levitation spells, restore souls back to vampires, and currently am working on transmogrifications spells.

Next?

Right so it's bad enough that I totally just lost my favorite pair of boots, and missed an audition this morning thanks to some rotten egg smelling demon mess, but now, I seem to have lost my apartment.  My wonderful rent controlled apartment.  Which, has some awesome features by the way, not the least of which is my very own ghost bed!  So while I appreciate the kidnapping and impending sacrifice and or demon spawning going on here, someone needs to just point me the way home. 

Also, replace my jacket which totally got destroyed on the way here.

Hello Lawrence online network of the year 2013?

Which either someone is playing a very intricate practical joke--it does say it's April 1st and that's like the joke day. Pretty elaborate joke though to somehow get me to the middle of the country. Or there’s magic involved, maybe techno-magic, or time travel? Maybe all three. Maybe just two out of three.

Or I’m locked in a dream world again but usually I don’t realize that one until much later in the dream. And usually it involves nightmarey creatures of some kind. Which I’m doubting is what’s happening because these computers are pretty damn amazing and you don’t need to have cables to be hooked into the internet and the person next to me their phone--I’m babbling as I type so I should probably cut this short and do get to that whole point thing. And I guess the whole computer set up is like out of one of my dreams...

Any information would be great and if anyone could spot me the hundred dollars or so it’ll take for a bus ticket back to Sunnydale that would be amazing. Or point me in the direction of a phone that works because none of the numbers I try dialing seem to be going through.

Dawn?

[Andrew Bennett]

I know this is weird Don't read too much morbid into Do you remember where I was when you found me wandering around?

[Xander]

Comics. Someone named Epiphany Greaves. Can you tell me anything about her fictional existence? (Please tell me you know what I'm talking about, because when it's the comics I need, you're my only hope.)

[Lily]

I just wanted to say thanks again for being there when I needed someone to talk to.

Is there anything worth seeing in Laurence Kansas? Like, things that are beautiful?


[OOC Note: Buffy is probably going to...zone out/give up at some point in the middle of this, so you know, fair warning. It's completely an IC thing.]

The mysterious guy who helped me get set up with this apartment Thanks, mysterious guy. I owe you one.

I've never been much for the typing but I can't hole up in my apartment forever. Baby steps, right?

It's a nice apartment. I used to live in a house...and oh God I promise I'm not actually this boring. I'm a bit out of practice.

Let's try this again: my name is Buffy Summers, and this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me, days weeks some amount of time later I'm still reeling and that's saying something. I used to kill six impossible things before breakfast, but I guess you know all about that feeling, huh? I'm not the only one with the strangeness here, this time.

So. Hi.

Okay, I'm gonna need you guys to meet me at [address] today. Seriously. I'll be here all day, so don't worry about taking a little while. And if you don't see me? Then text me. I need to show you something.

» Is Lois being all butting-in with you right now?
» Cause she is with me.
» About you.
» She's not being too awkward or anything, is she?
» Or too pushy?
» Cause I know she can totally get that way sometimes.
» Just wondering!

Okay guys, what the balls is going on here? Scott? Lydia? Other people that were also there? Did I get knocked out when I was on my way out of the car? I got knocked out, didn't I? Jackson went all werelizard thing crazy and attacked, right? And... one of you guys decided to... move my car. And leave me knocked out in it. In... Kansas? And then I woke up with lost time that I didn't realize, that's why I kept reacting like Jackson was right there? This makes sense in my head, okay. Because this is the only explanation aside from a sudden jump into some sort of 52 Earths/New Star Trek Series alternate dimension, and seriously, that's the kind of sense that makes none.

I'm all healed! Peter P. gave me a potion.

Wanna watch movies with me at Lois and Clark's place with me tonight?

So...does this make me a zombie now? Not a fan of them. And I'm way too solid to be a ghost. So...guess I'm alive again. And I don't even have a clue how to

[Peter P]
I'm sorry
I'd do it again if I
I just hope you can

I'm sorry I scared you. You weren't hallucinating. It's really me.

how did i thnik was taht poeple haev been comigng back rihght? has...has ayneyoen seen i thnik imi ght be seing thnigns now...

Annnnnd there's that apocalypse everyone's been bragging about.

Gotta say, this has all been less than fun.

(Steph)
You okay?

Hey. So. I totally thought of something.

I don't have powers, but I've never had them or anything. I know how to fight and stuff without them since, you know. Never had them. But um. I'm not trying to be insensitive here or anything, just trying to watch out for people. But don't a lot of you other masks rely heavily on your powers when you fight? Like your strength and agility and stuff? So like... Sorry if I'm being mean without trying to, what if you guys don't know how to normal-person fight?

So... I'm up for sparring with pretty much whoever to see where we all stand on the combaters. I mean, I'm admittedly not the best normal-person fighter ever, or even here, but it's something?

[Andrew, Charley, Amy, Ginger, Kurt, Marguerite, Tom S., Wesley, Faith, Rose, Lois, Jonathan, Andrea, Xander, Steph, Jack, Lexi, Epiphany, and Spike. I hope you appreciate this Andrew, because fuck.]

So Ginger and I were talking earlier and she pointed out that that ridiculous American holiday with all the food and not!football is this week. And insists this means we need to hang out and drink and eat things. Andrew agrees with her, so I guess you're all invited to me and Andrew's flat on Thursday for aforementioned hanging out and drinking and eating. and you can bring significant others and extra food and shit if you want.

Fuck, it is going to be so fucking cramped in there.

Where’s Andrew? Spike said Andrew is here.

And he’s not going to eat me, right? He said he isn’t, and I know he’s been helping Buffy and the gang back home some but, I’m pretty sure he could eat me if he wanted. I don’t think I’d taste very good. Do we taste different depending on what we’ve eaten because I’ve been living on Mexican for the last few months and I’d think that could be kind of stale. Or something. I don’t.

Uh, is this working? I think its working. It looks like its working, but I’m also not completely convinced I didn’t knock my head on something and am dreaming this whole weird fiasco up.

Hello?