Tyrion 'The Imp' Lannister (lannisterspare) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2011-06-21 19:19:00 |
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Entry tags: | dawn summers, epiphany greaves, ruby winchester, trish wellington, tyrion lannister |
This 'network' of yours is truly fascinating. I'm informed that what I write will be communicated to the citizens of this 'Lawrence', so allow me to set a few things straight.
I do not 'larp', whatever that is (at least I assume not, unless it's some innuendo I'm unfamiliar with), and I am not attending a 'Ren Faire'. Neither am I 'Cos-Playing'; if that is what I think it is, and not the act of copulating with ones cousin, then to dress as oneself seems to defeat the entire purpose.
Yes, it's real. No, you can't touch it. Not unless you're pretty and bring a friend.
I am not Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful or Dopey, and find myself at a loss as to why the dwarves of your country have taken to that form of name. As far as I am aware neither Tyrion nor Lannister are adjectives yet, but if I were to adopt one as an alternative moniker 'Confused' would probably be most apt at the current juncture.
What I am is lost, and in need of directions to the nearest port servicing the Seven Kingdoms which, according to your 'Googlemaps', do not exist. Explanations, if you please.