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[Jan. 13th, 2013|03:53 pm] |
[OOC: In which Joy is very, very late to the UTR babies phenomenon.]
What just happened to me defies all laws of physics. No, scratch that. It defies all laws of everything ever. Which means I'll be right at home here!
What's up, place? Maria Stark checking in for duty. Abbot's Boobies aren't extinct here, are they? That would be a bummer. I was just about to raise Booby awareness and all of that work would be right out the window.
James, if you're here and you're laughing at that statement shame on you. |
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[Aug. 11th, 2012|11:41 pm] |
This is just a quick note to let you all know that I, Tony Stark, knocked up my wife.
Good news, Jimmy. You totally exist. |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2012|11:14 pm] |
[Tony]
Hey. We need to talk. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2012|01:25 pm] |
Everybody okay? |
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[Apr. 16th, 2012|02:07 pm] |
Fury, we getting our asses in gear or what?
Merry, Pippin, get your suits ready. Pepper, you're sitting this one out. No arguing. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2012|07:48 pm] |
Pepper?
Pepper Potts-Stark, Pepper Stark or Pepper Potts? Did you pick which? I don't remember. What with the honeymoon and the sex and the lack of discussions about the last name thing. Whatever, not the point.
Point is, I'm bored. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2012|07:26 pm] |
This world got boring again. Which probably means zombies are coming. Or bees. Or zombies that when they open their mouths bees come out of them. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2012|01:09 pm] |
Replaced the director of the goddamn NSA, ain't that a trip? |
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[Dec. 28th, 2011|12:04 am] |
Someone needs to tell Mr. Vortex that it is extremely rude to swoop someone up in the middle of a hangover.
I don't need the damn website, someone just tell me what year it is. |
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[Dec. 27th, 2011|06:13 pm] |
So, everyone have a good Christmas? Good. Great.
You're all invited to a party, December 31. Reception actually, kind of a big deal. I'm throwing it for Mrs. Stark. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2011|06:46 pm] |
Anyone needs us for the next couple weeks, too bad. We're busy.
( Merry & Pippin. ) |
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[Nov. 29th, 2011|10:13 pm] |
think we should all go to vegas again
fuck that was fun |
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[Nov. 25th, 2011|01:36 pm] |
It feels good to be home again.
[Tony]
I need you to talk to me and stop blaming yourself for things. Please? |
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[Nov. 10th, 2011|05:28 pm] |
Oh right. With the zombies and Avengers and stuff, I forgot.
This place is boring. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2011|07:30 pm] |
So that went pretty well.
Based on that, I've got an idea. A pretty good idea, actually. See, where I come from, we were in the middle of making up a group of Superfriends, or something equally retardedly touchy feely.
We called it the Avengers.
The plan was to come in handy any time shit got that particularly real. I think this world needs one, and since Mr. Fury and the other misfits haven't gotten brought here yet, consider this open recruitment. For those of you wanting to keep a low profile, you know how to find me. I know, secret identities, blah blah blah.
Except you, Bats. Sorry about that. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2011|05:09 pm] |
Now this is a party.
Safehouses and fighters, report in. Status report time. |
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[Oct. 26th, 2011|06:26 pm] |
Okay, party people. Everyone's got the jitters, can't say I blame anyone, but let's make a strategy for the absolutely nothing that is going to happen, okay?
Los Angeles; Pepper, Merry and Pippin along with yours truly will have the safehouse in Malibu. If you are on the left coast, get here.
New York: Stoic asshole with the sword and his other sword people got that place, right?
London: I know we've got a bunch of people there, right? You guys make any plans yet?
Anyone stranded? I seriously think we're all freaking out over nothing, but whatever, I've got a titanium suit that shoots lasers. My threshold for worry is a little higher than most. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2011|11:31 am] |
Pepper, come down to the shop when you get home. Got something for you. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2011|06:52 pm] |
So, Legal wants me to make a statement.
I, Tony Stark, would like to apologize to the good people of Las Vegas, Nevada, particularly at the Bellagio, Wynn, Luxor, Caesar's Palace, Monte Carlo, Paris, Venetian, MGM Grand... why do I feel like I'm missing one? Fine. Everyone on The Strip, and the Hard Rock Cafe, that strip club that the dinosaur ran through, the Hertz Rent-A-Car at the airport and virtually everyone we ran in to during our week long stay.
Granted, you're all richer by a considerable bit and from the sounds of it not unhappy with that fact, but hey, lawyers like to cover their asses. Stay Classy, Vegas. We'll have to stay in touch.
( That Elena Person That I Barely Met )
( Pepper Potts ) |
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[Oct. 8th, 2011|07:42 pm] |
When offering Tony advice
You really don't have to think twice.
Try not to smirk,
Point out what will work:
"All your life needs is some spice."
...which is all very well, but I was working on a sestina. This is most perplexing. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2011|01:41 am] |
This was absolutely not on the agenda for today. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2009|12:59 am] |
( Pepper ) |
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[Dec. 21st, 2008|02:45 am] |
Um.
My water just broke.
I swear I didn't do it on purpose. |
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[Sep. 5th, 2008|02:55 pm] |
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[Aug. 30th, 2008|09:46 pm] |
Well this doesn't feel quite right.
Similar to that time I woke up after being killed in the Cold War...
Could someone explain to me exactly what's going on? I don't drink anymore, so I highly doubt I'm waking up after a night of drunk fun.
( Communication to Any Avenger Members on the old line ) |
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[Aug. 27th, 2008|02:13 am] |
It's a good thing the suit is very handy or else I'm afraid I'd get my ass kicked for not running out and grabbing this weird shit for her cravings. Never piss off a pregnant woman. How do you eat thirty taquitos straight out of Mexico in two hours?
Cid, I might have to ask you to save me sometime soon. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2008|11:29 pm] |
This world is so so messed up.
Either I just gained about twenty pounds or.. I seem to be sporting a pregnant belly.
What world decides just to .. mess up some woman's body and make them three months pregnant?? |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|12:16 pm] |
Whoever did this? You gotta know that I don't need ONE to find you. Hope you've gone to ground, 'cause if not? You and I are gonna have words.
And by words I mean pulsar beams.
(OOC: Rhodey is comicverse, or as close as I can get having not read any of the comics. He's piloting his ONE armor for the plot.) |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|12:06 pm] |
NO! NO! NO! NO! GODDAMN IT!
[ooc: Extremis Tony has reverted back to when he first got the arc reactor in his chest. Extremis is no longer in his body and he doesn't have all of the advantages of it any more.] |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|10:54 pm] |
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[Jun. 10th, 2008|09:25 pm] |
I..
She touched me. This stupid thing it.. god it hurts so bad.
Tony, I'm sorry. To both of you. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2008|09:45 pm] |
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[May. 31st, 2008|06:24 pm] |
( Pepper ) |
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