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[Jun. 6th, 2011|06:27 am] |
Today is my birthday! Party at my place. BBQ too. Everyone is invited. Adriel, Ty, Kyle, Zev, Oliver, Corinth, and all their friends and family... everyone I know, and even some that I don't. All are welcome to come. It starts tonight at 6pm. Ohh, and Ty. Might need you for the entertainment. Dance, streamers, ribbons, something flashy and talented.
[Locked against children, but readable to anyone Damien has slept with before]
And after the kids and others leave? I'd like to offer a proposition. I offer that we find a very, very fun and hot way to help me celebrate it. Clothing optional. Preferably with it off. And all of us.. together. At once. I think we all know I have the stamina for one at a time or repeated... actions. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2011|02:47 pm] |
I know the monsters are gone, but every time I hear a weird noise outside, I... kinda can't help screaming like a girl and hiding behind the sofa. Which is apparently how I used to react to the Daleks in Doctor Who.
It's manly girly screaming. You know, the kind that inspires courage and gentle mockery. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2010|10:29 am] |
Now I know the weather said to expect sudden barometric changes, but I didn't know those could change Chicago to London.
Anyone mind telling me what's going on? |
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[Dec. 6th, 2010|03:37 am] |
Although I'm tempted to stay at home until the crazy starts to fade... I bet there are a lot of confused people out there.
But I really don't want to be a chick again, because that one time at Halloween was... disturbing. And piratey.
Do I try to help, or do I just hide in here with my guitar until it passes?
Decisions, decisions... |
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[Aug. 6th, 2010|09:32 pm] |
"When the devil himself holds your heart's desire, sometimes you dance with the devil."
I wish I could go back to being eighteen. All I had was a backpack with some clothes and notebooks, and $200 I stole from my dad's wallet, but...
It was easier. I knew what I wanted. I wasn't...
Sometimes I think it would've been better if I hadn't turned up in Milliways... after. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2010|09:42 pm] |
I need to go out. I'm crawling out of my skin, I have to do something and ... I can't be here. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2010|01:16 am] |
Please tell me I'm not the only person getting tempted to jump into fountains during the day.
Too. Goddamn. Hot. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2010|01:48 pm] |
This is probably a longshot, but are there any guitarists, drummers, and bassists that I'm not related to? Or that aren't working for my family? I miss my band and my weekly therapy. I've been writing and playing my own stuff by myself, but live? It's hard to do all four things at once.
I'm bored, I need to do something exciting since I'm not making music. Base jumping time! |
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[May. 21st, 2010|01:50 am] |
Somebody who lives near me has been playing Single Ladies, on a loop and incredibly loudly, for about a week now.
...It's never going to leave my head, is it? |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|11:17 pm] |
Aw, man, why do the hot, gentlemanly guys always seem to be either related to me or taken?
Edward, thank you very much for showing me around London, I had a great time. Also, seriously? One day I need to meet your wife and tell her she's a lucky woman.
...so, any single British stud muffins wanna take a New Yorker out on the town? |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|08:43 pm] |
Oh fine, I'll post too. Hi, I'm Luc, I live here.
Ladies, commence to starting up your vibrators... Now. |
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[Apr. 4th, 2010|09:56 am] |
...I really don't know what to do with myself today. It's my dad's birthday, and it's Easter.
Usually, I'd spend today with my parents, but... the vortex hasn't dropped either of them through. Yet.
Maybe I should just go out and try to steal Easter eggs from unsuspecting people. It'd be a good way to waste time. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2010|11:59 pm] |
Last week involved at least twice the usual amount of glitter. And more falling on my arse than I care to think about.
At least I now remember why I've never liked ice-skating. There are bruises. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|11:03 am] |
Why does everybody assume I'm gay? Can't a man be a faintly fabulous figure skater without being judged?
Seriously. It gets annoying. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2010|03:51 pm] |
My agent says that I'm being replaced near the end of this month. I'm going to lose my awesome role of justice... but not the tight pants. Totally stealing those.
I feel like I should celebrate and mourn at the same time. I'm not quite sure how to do that. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2010|02:12 am] |
If anyone's not got anything to do on the 28th, I'm doing a concert-thing with someone who I think is this universe's answer to Stephanie J. Block - she's called something similar, but I can't remember what at the moment.
It's at [address]. You've gotta call in advance for tickets, and I think there are a decent number left. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|04:38 pm] |
This is my first Valentine's Day for years where I've not had anyone. It feels weird.
I really miss Melody. I don't miss hearing my parents getting intimate, though... there are some things I really didn't need to hear.
All four of us got traumatised. Fact. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2010|09:27 am] |
This place isn't all that different from home but minus the parents that hate me. I could get used to this. Even the school is sort of okay.
So for a less rambly intro than before. Hi, I'm Quinn Fabray, Callie's Mom. Pregnant Cheerleader stereotype with stupid jock father of baby to...And Finn's not even...and he marries HER, seriously?? There's nothing whldly special about me like some people here from what I can see but I'm making the best of it I guess. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2010|05:53 pm] |
One of my fans has sent me a teddy bear decked out in one of my costumes. He even has a little waistcoat and a tie and everything.
It's pretty cute. I'd thank them, but he just showed up in my dressing room one day... surprises like that really make my day, though, so it's not all bad.
((OOC: If anyone wants to claim responsibility for the teddy, feel free to. If not, he'll just credit the sane part of the Tight Pants Brigade.)) |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2010|04:34 am] |
I got drunk. I punched a hooker (or a badly-dressed chav, I can't tell the difference). I almost fell into the Thames once or twice.
So far, the new year's been special. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2009|10:19 pm] |
It's snowing and it's awesome and eee, I feel like a kid again.
...I need to find my gloves. There's a big pile of snow out there that needs dumping on people. |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|01:33 am] |
It shouldn't make me laugh as hard as it does, but uh. Every single article that these excerpts are from? I wrote them. (Come on, it's Cosmo. Don't get your sex advice from there.) |
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[Dec. 12th, 2009|11:37 pm] |
Well. On the plus side, I've already seen Wicked twice since being here. |
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[Dec. 11th, 2009|09:21 am] |
I think I have glitter in places where no man should. This is the last time I agree to go get drunk with someone who probably bleeds glitter.
In other words, I look like a Twilight vampire. Only with more awesome and less blood sucking. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2009|03:04 pm] |
This has to be my first birthday without either my parents or my siblings. It's... weird.
I really miss those guys.
On the other hand, I have cake and three days off. It's not all bad. |
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[Nov. 21st, 2009|01:24 am] |
If another person tells me to cheer up, I am going to shoot them. |
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[Nov. 19th, 2009|03:51 pm] |
I want to dance naked in the streets! Oooh I haven't done that in a long time. Too long, in fact. Whee! |
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[Nov. 18th, 2009|09:01 pm] |
I'd like to know who had the perverse sense of humour to drop me off in London, of all places. Really. I'd like to know, so that I can put them in a fragile psychological state. |
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|03:52 pm] |
...I think I spent Halloween as a chick.
Girls, I now have even more respect for you. I really hope I didn't sleep with anyone. That'd be weird. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|04:55 pm] |
Next bloke to call me a hooker gets a sword up his arse. It ain't funny.
...Well, not when I'm sober. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2009|11:01 pm] |
I think I'll go as Bjork for Halloween. I found a great recreation of her swan dress... |
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[Oct. 29th, 2009|05:07 pm] |
I've been sent dirty fanmail. My life is complete.
...I could've done without the bad euphemisms, though. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|10:25 am] |
Peoples of the multiverse, due to a discussion I had earlier, I'm curious to find out if something I've always thought was true, is, in fact, truth.
Wherever you're from, are the women from the southern reaches purportedly more ferocious than their northerly sisters? |
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[Oct. 24th, 2009|07:35 am] |
...I have an army of fangirls. The Tight Pants Brigade.
I feel slightly terrified. I mean, the pants are tight, but... seriously. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2009|11:43 am] |
Should I wear this for Halloween? |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|12:28 pm] |
For any I haven't told... You're all invited.
Bat Boy: The Musical... starring me!
Even if you've seen the show, I think I'm really bringing a new level of intensity to the main character.
And I know some of you only pretend to like it, but I hope you'll show up anyhow. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|03:33 am] |
...Melody won't believe this excuse. "I missed our date because a tornado kidnapped me."
Anyone mind telling me what's going on? |
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