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[Dec. 19th, 2009|10:09 pm] |
Nnnn.
My secret Santa's been bitchin' about not havin' some thing for his wife.
So I got some nice little things for him to give her.
Now he wants to know how I knew her size.
De road to hell... |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2009|02:49 pm] |
Friends Romans, countrymen and family (and various and sundry other hangers-on): My son, Henry M. Stillman was born at roughly 2pm yesterday, November 1st.
According to the attending midwife, he's as healthy as they come, and is currently sleeping once more. He's got his mother's hair and eyes and his father's squawk. |
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[Oct. 8th, 2009|03:05 am] |
Some delightful criminal decided to knock me out a few nights ago. With the handle of my own gun, no less. Such a charmer.
If this happens again, I'll be seeking out a less painful job. One can only take so many blows to the head, after all. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2009|09:13 pm] |
Tell me dere are some kinds of fracas coming up in de end of de month.
And one where we keep out skins whole, merci.
On Completely Different Subject:
Is anyone out dere good with cataloging tomes et journals? Laywering means keeping a paper trail et right now my organizing system is more by chronological stacking dan anything else. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2009|12:39 pm] |
Hey, guys. Internet buddies. Hell, that's Ga Ga-tastic. Whatever.
Anyone know a perfectly-legal way for a girl to amuse herself? All this waiting on contracts is boring. |
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[Sep. 6th, 2009|10:25 pm] |
Quick legal question:
Can we plea stupidity for our clients? Got a shinin' example de gene pool needs some chlorine pronto et I'm findin' it hard t'make any defense sound plausible.
Now I get why de big bottle of bourbon in de office. |
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[Aug. 30th, 2009|05:30 pm] |
Whoa, ease up on the throttle there cowboy, we ain't outrunning the Alliance today it's just a shipfulla Reav... ers.
That was weird. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2009|08:47 pm] |
Fuck off. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2009|03:53 pm] |
People seriously need to stop telling me what I can't do just because I'm knocked up. Especially when it pertains to my goddamn coffee.
In totally unrelated requests: Does anyone know how to remove a kitchen knife from a wall stud without knocking out the wall? |
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[Aug. 13th, 2009|01:16 pm] |
De man in de snakeskin boots is right, mes amis. Been quiet around 'round here.
So, any not-so-do-gooders out dere feel like a peu fun? A treasure hunt, as it were, using de literal definition of de first word. Used t'do dis in de Guild as a training game... |
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[Aug. 6th, 2009|03:19 pm] |
A sexy masquerade. I always did adore those. So I shall have to throw one. I recently acquired an island and I am in the process of building another branch of Jeweled Fantasies. Should be done by this weekend and I think a no-holds barred sexy masquerade would be just the grand opening event it deserves. Everyone is invited.
ETA:( Adikia ) |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|12:26 pm] |
Apparently, mon ami, you ain't much like Captain America. Who'd'a thought? |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|01:03 pm] |
That sure as hell wasn't a hallucination. I know they say this shit will take you new places, but they don't mean like, really.
Hol'up a minute. ...
Where the fuck am I? This sure as shit ain't no Bon Temps. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|08:17 pm] |
Yeah, yeah, Deadpool's climbing out of the rock he's been hiding under.
...still say I woulda made a bad ass uncle... |
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[Jun. 24th, 2009|04:38 pm] |
It has recently come to my attention (read: the cook's told me every day this week) that I don't get out often enough, and that even if I'm not actually on the schedule (which I write, by the way) I'm still at work.
The entire staff is about ready to stage a coup if I come in again tonight. Who wants to show an old lady a good time? Anybody? |
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[May. 27th, 2009|06:31 am] |
No.. [stream of Romani curses]
I need a doctor. One familiar with mutants. |
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[May. 21st, 2009|02:46 pm] |
Okay, anybody I previously roped into snack duty? It's go time. |
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[May. 7th, 2009|12:06 pm] |
Mmmmm, so I saw the Badger movie last night.
It was hilarious. I especially liked the bit with the fictional version of Remy. He was horribly sleezy. Like a used cocaine salesman.
Sometimes I remember why I was so crazy over you, cher.
So, I think the mindless sexing has stopped for me. Probably lack of the ability to sustain that much energy, more than anything else. Everyone around me is still having wild monkey sex, and people just need to not think so loud. Or I need to practice my shielding more. Or be less paranoid. One of those.
Though everyone seems a lot happier, so there's that. It's nice to see people happy. |
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[May. 2nd, 2009|06:34 am] |
Watchin' de Judge squirm like he's got an itch up his ass de whole defense? Priceless. Very nearly jumped the witness who was havin' his own set o' problems.
Feelin' like a teen boy again? Not so much. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2009|01:37 am] |
At 1:28, April 25th, 2009, Soren Elias Chappu Skwigelf was brought into the world. Thank you to everyone who was there for me.
Happy birthday, my sons. You are both too precious to me. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|10:22 pm] |
Gambit, buddy, pal, BFF, the great Gambino..
Howzabout you have a word with yer buddy Deadpool?
Impart some of that crazyily awesome cajun wisdom ya got goin' on in there.
'Cause I gotta say, I'm not so sold on my Axe effect anymore. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|02:47 pm] |
Remy LeBeau if you go anywhere near the Joker I'm going to beat you until you've lost all your teeth. |
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[Apr. 11th, 2009|04:33 pm] |
So, does anyone want to come over for dinner tonight? I made food, but there was way too much. I would love to have some company, too. I don't think I've done much but spend time with Davy and Merlin since I came back, and that's gotta change. |
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[Apr. 9th, 2009|01:16 pm] |
I'm so nervous and excited both to be announcing this!
Henry and I are going to have a baby girl. She's healthy and perfect and she wishes I would eat a bacon cheeseburger.
( Wanda ) |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|12:01 pm] |
What a silly little world this is. And yet, I do enjoy it.
From having my own powers to this... this... silly thing.
What does one do with the ability to make friendly and smart purple bunnies appear out of nowhere? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:43 pm] |
Absolutely fascinating. A new power, obviously of the veritable cornucopia that has been spilled upon the Earth these last few days.
I can exude warmth from all over, or concentrate it on my fingers in almost any intensity! |
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[Mar. 26th, 2009|12:27 pm] |
So, this is. . .home?
What the hell?
But in a good way.
Has anybody seen our kids? |
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[Mar. 20th, 2009|03:59 pm] |
Bein' mugged. Humorous.
Bein' hit over de head hard enough to pass out et leave an egg? Not so fun.
Dis here damp cement cell? Just as pleasant.
When I can get up dey'll eat some teeth. |
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[Mar. 16th, 2009|07:54 am] |
Today is a day for cheesecake. I've been in the mood to make one all week. I just finally found the time to do it.
Is there anyone who would like one? When I cook I tend to do big batches, since it uses about the same amount of energy, and I'm used to feeding large crowds mostly comprised of people who could put away a whole cheesecake by themselves (and have done so gleefully). |
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[Mar. 12th, 2009|04:55 pm] |
Is it normal for me at this point to just not want to move? I've been in bed almost all day, reading. I'm not used to not doing something. I feel I should still be fighting something. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2009|12:04 am] |
So. I'm pregnant. Still not entirely sure what to think about that.
Basically what this means is that those of you who've met Henriette will be able to watch her gestation period, so to speak.
What it also means is for those of you who know my particular line of work, I'll only be taking jobs personally for the next few months, after that I'll be delegating, that's what I've got a Guild for, apparently. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2009|02:09 pm] |
Would anyone like to spar? I don't want to get rusty, or accidentally hurt my boyfriend. (Minako, this means you.) |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2009|09:14 pm] |
This sure as hell isn't where I was before.
Roger? Mark? ...Maureen? Anyone? |
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[Jan. 29th, 2009|08:48 am] |
To All Who Didn't Age-Jump
As long as y'don' publish or sell whatever blackmail y've got from last week, dey can't legally sue you for libel.
I warn you, dey can still exact creative poetic vengeance. But "I was a different age" is not a valid alibi in court. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2009|05:24 pm] |
( Emma )
Who the hell's a guy supposed to get a beer with when people keep appearing and disappearing? Gambit, you still around? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2009|05:54 pm] |
The dvds of the television show I came from has menu's on which I am on fire and that annoying thing talking about how I need to be destroyed.
I don't like being on fire. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|01:14 pm] |
Hm.
Any eggheaded forensicy types out dere willin' to give a crash course in stuff comme Western plots, GPC, and HPLC-MS? I'd rather not rely completely on de charm to win dis here case and I t'ink I'm raisin' de dead if I say dese charts aloud. Willin' t'pay and you don' have t'come t'court.
Please ignore Docteur McCoy, I can pay attention longer dan dix minutes, and Madame Rogan, I play nice. Usually.
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[Nov. 13th, 2008|07:13 pm] |
Ow. Dat lil twister-ride was fun.
Did I make 'Ro mad again? Swear, I was nowhere near d' pool dis time. |
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