Based on that, I've got an idea. A pretty good idea, actually. See, where I come from, we were in the middle of making up a group of Superfriends, or something equally retardedly touchy feely.
We called it the Avengers.
The plan was to come in handy any time shit got that particularly real. I think this world needs one, and since Mr. Fury and the other misfits haven't gotten brought here yet, consider this open recruitment. For those of you wanting to keep a low profile, you know how to find me. I know, secret identities, blah blah blah.