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[Jun. 9th, 2011|12:05 am] |
Two things!
First of all, public service announcement. There's been an increase in fabulousness and glitter-related assaults in several areas around the world, and I've finally managed to track down the culprit. Be warned, he is apparently armed with sparkles and Bieber.
( WARNING: Not for the weak of hearts and ponies. )
Secondly: Ty and I are both gonna be on vacation. Not sure how long, but it's safe to say that it'll be a while. No phones, no laptops, just finding different places to get drunk every day. Because we are mature and responsible adults, and this is how we deal with personal issues. I know, I know, I was just gone, but. . . this is kinda me making up for ditching my brother, because that was one hell of a dick move. So we're gonna be outta here for a bit. If anyone needs anything, just harass Ty by shouting his name out a lot.
So we're out, yo. Peace. |
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[Jun. 8th, 2011|12:18 am] |
You know, with the Doctor being about, I don't really feel right with the name my penis has had for lo these many years.
I'll have to think of something else. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2011|06:27 am] |
Today is my birthday! Party at my place. BBQ too. Everyone is invited. Adriel, Ty, Kyle, Zev, Oliver, Corinth, and all their friends and family... everyone I know, and even some that I don't. All are welcome to come. It starts tonight at 6pm. Ohh, and Ty. Might need you for the entertainment. Dance, streamers, ribbons, something flashy and talented.
[Locked against children, but readable to anyone Damien has slept with before]
And after the kids and others leave? I'd like to offer a proposition. I offer that we find a very, very fun and hot way to help me celebrate it. Clothing optional. Preferably with it off. And all of us.. together. At once. I think we all know I have the stamina for one at a time or repeated... actions. |
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[Jun. 5th, 2011|05:48 pm] |
Someone please tell me I'm not going to be a total crap father? |
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[Jun. 4th, 2011|07:15 pm] |
You know what hurts? Dying. Dying hurts like a sonofagun. Well, at least being stabbed and heart attacks do. But I'm fine now, don't worry! Just ... y'know, immortal and you know, stuff like that.
HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING I'M GREAT YUP EVERYTHING'S NORMAL HERE. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2011|01:43 am] |
KYLE! Hi there, hot stuff. Uhh.. guess what? Remember how you were saying before about how you wished this site had a "Like" button? ;) |
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| ...hello? |
[Jun. 4th, 2011|01:07 am] |
Oh no, I've broken it again
Hello! Hi, ah... I think this is the right place, this time. I hope.
There's this Nigerian fellow who says I owe him quite a lot of money and I'm really not sure what to do. Does this... does this happen often?
Anyone? |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2011|06:54 pm] |
Plastic Surgery? This seems somewhat barbaric. I think I would like to go into 'Internal Medicine.' And I think I would like to leave Miami. This is awful.
( Kyle )
edit: Are there any mages who might be able to help with, um, Spirits? |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2011|03:57 pm] |
Can anyone teach me how to swim? It seems somewhat absurd to me that I remember the big to-do about Jesus being born and I don't know how to doggy paddle. If I was stuck in the ocean or a pool or something, I'd have to just walk my way out. It's not very becoming of a lady of my station. |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2011|06:16 pm] |
I did not do that. Hawke? |
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[Jun. 1st, 2011|06:20 pm] |
I just got a really incorrect fortune cookie. Over all these years, it's the first one that's ever been wrong. I do not need to slow down and enjoy life, silly biscuit.
Gabriel, I've dusted off this form for the time being, until you and Lilo have finished your business. She told me. |
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[May. 22nd, 2011|07:12 pm] |
I heard one of you fucks replaced someone in The Lonely Island. Stop making your music so catchy, please, or at least stop putting it everywhere. |
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[May. 21st, 2011|06:36 pm] |
I'm really going to need the lot of you to turn down your obnoxious cheer. You're at an eleven, let's get to about a six, 'kay? |
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[May. 20th, 2011|07:53 pm] |
I really need to stop watching crime dramas back to back to back to back to back to back until it ends up I've watched fifty-nine episodes in a row. Turns out the right answer for the UPS guy isn't WHO SENT YOU because the UPS guy will look at you like you're weird. |
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[May. 20th, 2011|12:52 am] |
Varric, for your stat-keeping (if you still do it), this is what I've gotten up to today:
Number of people punched: 15.
Number of pants set on fire: 20.
Random threats of violence: a lot. Mostly to tone-deaf people.
Does this mean I need help, or does it just mean I need to take out my frustration on something somehow? I kinda miss knocking criminals' heads together with Aveline, if that means anything. |
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[May. 19th, 2011|03:03 pm] |
Okay, more magic-type-people. I like that. Makes this place feel a little more like home. Only with less vampires.
If anyone needs any supplies for potions or anything, my magic shop's got a decent stock of most ingredients: [address]. I'm even getting in specialist things, for the people who aren't exactly from this sort of world.
Just warn me if you're a little bit demon-y, or you might bounce off the wards. |
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| Time for a game! |
[May. 17th, 2011|03:42 pm] |
I was going to wait a while longer before posting again so that you guys wouldn't get sick of my face, but then I realized that I'm addicted to the internet and will be all over everyone's threads anyway. Until someone tell me to stop. But nyeh. Anyway, since I only know a handful of you so far, I decided we ought to play something that'll let me get into your heads a bit. <3
( You Want, You Lose. WARNING: Will be image-heavy. ) |
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[May. 17th, 2011|02:16 pm] |
This is like a really bad crossover. Crossover's never involve tornadoes or rainbows. |
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[May. 17th, 2011|10:11 am] |
Okay, I have to get out more.
So who's going to show this reporter the local bars? |
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[May. 17th, 2011|06:39 am] |
...This isn't what I expected to be beyond the Eluvian.
Morrigan? |
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[May. 17th, 2011|06:19 am] |
...I'm blaming you for this, Isabela. See if I ever let you get me drunk again. |
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[May. 17th, 2011|12:00 am] |
I might go to the beach tomorrow; as much as I love my city, I do like the water as well. Perhaps Brazil again, or maybe Costa Rica. I think my pets might want some time alone. I have no idea why, but they don't like to copulate nearly as much if I'm around. |
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[May. 16th, 2011|10:33 pm] |
OHMIGOSH.
I actually might have a weekend off soon, barring any unforeseeable felony-level calamity that people might bring to the attention of my boss and we might have to deal with. So, general evil types? If you could pleasepleaseplease just lay off it until next Monday, that would make me a very grateful and happy geek.
I don't have any plans or anything, but sometimes a girl needs some time to relax and do nothing but have a TNG marathon, you dig? |
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[May. 16th, 2011|08:43 pm] |
Don't really have much going on for the week.. but I do have plans. Several of them. One, I know for a fact that my supervisor of the company, of whom I am his VP, is planning to surprise me. I'll just pretend to be surprised when the time comes. Secondly.. it's going to be my birthday next month. It's a while away, but thought I'd mention it in advance anyway for any who'd want to come then.
It will be on June 6th. I'd prefer it also be hosted at 6am (the exact hour I was born), but I know that's a bit too early for some folks. So it will be in the afternoon instead. There might even be a BBQ too. I also have an indoor and outdoor pool as well. It might be open. Usually is anyway, since I've let people come use it before.
Also... well, it's summer. I vote for other parties too. My mansion is big enough for them. My pools or hot tub may be used then too. Specifically, I was thinking of something on the Fourth of July. I know, I live in London here. But I've also spent time in America. I like freedom. And celebrations. And, fireworks! Oh yes. There will be some of that. Though mostly, I'm looking forward to my birthday and a few of the other party ideas. |
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[May. 16th, 2011|12:36 pm] |
What is this I hear about two men wanting to wrestle naked with me? It is not even my birthday! |
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[May. 16th, 2011|09:50 am] |
Been missing the summer, me.
Anyone got anything doing this weekend? Think it's time to fire up the BBQ. |
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[May. 15th, 2011|02:19 pm] |
Whoa. Damn. I'm like. . . whoa.
Anyone here know what I did last night, or where I went? 'Cause I have no clue where, and I usually do.
Don't think I'm home, though. . . doesn't feel like home. |
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[May. 15th, 2011|03:06 am] |
ANOTHER YEAR NOT PERMANENTLY DEAD! YAY!
I've baked cakes for my birthday, for anyone and everyone who wants to celebrate. Or just needs cake. Whichever. |
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[May. 13th, 2011|03:01 pm] |
Uh. . . So I just woke up in a cheap motel room's bathroom, surrounded by glitter and covered in chocolate sauce. My clothes are gone, the stereo's on, there are blacklights in here, and someone drew dongs on my face.
And a phone that's not mine had this page up.
So, consider this a mass text, except not: Where the hell am I, and does anyone know a good way to cure a hangover? |
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[May. 12th, 2011|11:57 pm] |
In case you're curious, Lilo's new last name is ben-Hashem. Should technically be bat-Hashem ... but that's up to her, I figure. I almost feel like I should apologise for turning her into a Jew. |
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