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Tweak says, "...or i'll have to spank you."

Remy LeBeau (knaveofhearts) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-08-09 21:46:00

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napalm wartooth, remy lebeau

Went into court, prepared t'do my thing. De judge looked at me et groaned "Oh bloody Mary. Not you again."

Hadn't even started talkin', mes amis. I t'ink is time to send her something aged to satin-smoothness et embarrasingly expensive.

I've named de little fox-eared snake Shadow Booker, since he hides in de bourbon decanter whenever he gets a bad vibe off people in de office. Wit' my range of clients, he (pretty sure is a he) is becoming a patron of dat shelf.

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	huniepop 2010-08-10 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	... can Shadows get drunk? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knaveofhearts 2010-08-10 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think dey can or eat for dat matter, but dis is my Shadow we're talkin' about. Would probably try lifting de client's wallets if he didn't hate going near them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-08-10 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	When you put it like that, it's way more alarming that mine likes to sleep on my boobs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knaveofhearts 2010-08-10 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Heh heh. Consider it a sign of excellent taste, cherie. Or perhaps it's more of a territorial gesture. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-08-10 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	I just figured it's because they're warm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knaveofhearts 2010-08-10 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	I will have to take your word on dat, madesmoiselle, but cats do de same. Be grateful yours don't do that "over the throat, slowly strangle you" trick. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	not_that_henri 2010-08-10 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yay! One found you! Guess you're an official part of the family now whether you like it or not. And for what it's worth I tend to call them all 'he', because I don't really think they're anything and the only one I know is a girl is Muridae, and she's the one from Torii's shop that used to be Sneaky's shop. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knaveofhearts 2010-08-10 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, what's another quirky kook in dis brood I ask you? I was a bit afraid God would smite me with a teacup dog or something horrible as my familiar. Booker here ain't a fuss, but is a bit of a magpie wit' shiny bits. I don't know where dat came from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-08-10 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Oh I couldn't begin to guess. Though the saying 'like attracts like' is never more true than with Shadows, so, make of that what you will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knaveofhearts 2010-08-10 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hmph. Impossible, he's too... cute for dat to hold up. Still. Not a chihuahua or shaking nasty rat, so I won't push it. Now I wish Logan got something like a bunny. Or chinchilla. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-08-10 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you so much for that mental image. (Reply to this) (Parent)