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[Feb. 6th, 2010|11:29 pm] |
And now boxing is frowned upon? What sort of civilization is this, anyhow?
Irene, do tell me you've not gotten yourself into trouble already. We've barely been in this place a month- even if the laws are the damndest things. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2010|01:02 am] |
Am I not meant to bed the people on the front lawn?
Why are they there, anyway? I do not understand. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010|12:15 am] |
Everybody around here seems to be in a really foul mood as of late. Cheer up guys! Life is short, live it how you want but try and smile while doin' it.
FYI, I'm offering private lessons now if that's more your cup of tea. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2010|06:24 pm] |
( Levi ) |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|02:13 am] |
So, either I really fucking snapped or I just got moved by a tornado. That's the sort of thing that doesn't usually happen to stable people. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2010|11:08 pm] |
Is anyone else feeling ridiculously, strangely happy for no good reason? |
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[Jan. 26th, 2010|05:53 pm] |
One of my fans has sent me a teddy bear decked out in one of my costumes. He even has a little waistcoat and a tie and everything.
It's pretty cute. I'd thank them, but he just showed up in my dressing room one day... surprises like that really make my day, though, so it's not all bad.
((OOC: If anyone wants to claim responsibility for the teddy, feel free to. If not, he'll just credit the sane part of the Tight Pants Brigade.)) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2010|08:05 am] |
No, X-Factor isnae taking any cases t'help ye find the girl of yuir dreams, stop asking. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2010|08:09 pm] |
Weird dreams, lately. Who's with me now?
Yeah. So. Kind of reminds a guy how lonely he is. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2010|09:39 am] |
BLOODY FUCKING TECTONIC PLATES! STAY STILL! WE'RE TRYING TO BE REASONABLY AGILE FOR BEING DEAD, HERE!
To hell with it. I'll be next door, helping the relief effort. Our house was shaken up pretty badly as well, but we're on the far end of Tortuga. Boys (and lady), Sorry to say, but your summer home's been destroyed.
Edit: Son, I'm certain your sticky notes collection is sky high right now, but once you've a moment, I'd rather like your help in this. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2010|06:35 pm] |
Are heterosexual sex dreams always that awkward? |
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[Jan. 17th, 2010|01:21 pm] |
I love drunk people. I really do. I still won't let them pay me for my work. No, I don't care if you try to pay me twice as much. I don't care if you show me your tits. I REALLY don't care if you want the cutest-wootest widdle thumper tattoo on your twat, you're not paying me to tattoo your blackout stupid ass.
Come back when you're sober. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2010|11:11 am] |
The first class was a success! Thank you to all that came out and I look forward to seeing all of you in the future.
Also... way off topic but, where can I get the best Chinese food around here? I just realized that I totally haven't had any since coming here. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2010|03:13 pm] |
Sweet mother of hell no.
Look, I know I said I was into extreme stuff, but Twister was never my kind of movie. Could someone tell me what the hell just happened? |
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[Jan. 16th, 2010|10:36 am] |
Wow. I'm sort of surprised that the Swiss actually CAN riot. They're still setting things on fire. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2010|02:38 am] |
Apparently, I have no emotions other than those dictated to me by my programming.
Marry me, Jennifer. Re-program me. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|10:27 pm] |
To any who may be interested, I'm offering affordable Tae Kwan Do classes at the London Youth Center. Feel free to contact me for information. |
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