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[Oct. 17th, 2009|01:23 pm] |
I forgot how much I hate London.
House, you got any openings? I'm on the market for a new job. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2009|10:52 pm] |
House, if this is your idea of a joke, it isn't very funny. |
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[Jun. 14th, 2009|11:37 pm] |
What do zombies care about a dance studio?
They've trashed the place.
Mackenzie? Marsden? You kids all right? |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|01:46 am] |
And they said those years of playing first person shooters would never come in handy.
I wonder if this constitutes a reason to waive the whole 'obligatory five-day waiting period'? I knew I should have kept that Luger.
Ex-bosslady, lend a cripple a piece? I know you have connections, and these fuckers can outrun me. |
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[May. 27th, 2009|09:22 pm] |
And I thought one hospital was full of bureaucratic bullshit.
I don't think I can handle a whole country's worth.
The only question is now- Fiji, or Amsterdam? Or at least, which first?
So this is what being retired feels like.
How boring. |
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[May. 20th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Would anyone here would be interested in a mud and/or jello wrestling match between me and another very hot chick yet to be determined?
Anyone? |
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[May. 16th, 2009|09:11 pm] |
What, with the weather as gorgeous as it's been, and all the bikers out on the road...
I do believe I'll buy myself a motorbike.
Any of you experts out there want to give a guy an opinion on what's available? I tried looking at the magazines and such, but I'm afraid I was a bit overwhelmed. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2009|10:21 pm] |
Three months was long enough for you to move the whole fucking hospital staff elsewhere? Impressive, bosslady.
Last I checked, a pink slip was a lot cheaper.
What the hell? |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|10:37 pm] |
Morning sickness bites. A lot.
Is it done being winter yet? I'm freezing my behind off. I think living with House is rubbing off on me, I'm bitching about everything.
And I want coffee. I really want coffee. I guess I'll just make decaf. Sigh. |
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[Dec. 12th, 2008|02:04 pm] |
Hey Cameron, are you knocked up yet? |
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[Nov. 14th, 2008|07:23 pm] |
What the hell kind of dream was that? I swear to God if there was anymore sunshine and puppies in that thing, I would have crapped a rainbow. What does a girl have to do with a damn tank?! |
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[Nov. 4th, 2008|03:00 pm] |
Why in the hell is everything I watch on television today have to do with screwing or babies? |
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[Oct. 30th, 2008|09:09 pm] |
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[Oct. 29th, 2008|12:58 am] |
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[Oct. 27th, 2008|12:47 am] |
( House ) |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2008|02:46 am] |
Dear Superman and Batman,
Fuck you both.
No love what so ever, Lisa Cuddy |
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[Oct. 17th, 2008|02:31 pm] |
The Cuddy Medical Center is now open for business.
If anyone needs medical attention in London, that's your best bet.
Now I just need one in LA and I've got a monopoly. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|09:55 pm] |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|09:13 pm] |
No pills and no hole in the leg makes Greggy a playful boy.
[ooc: this House is from before he dated Stacy and when he had a good leg.] |
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[Jul. 13th, 2008|12:09 am] |
What in the world? Didn't think we got tornadoes in Jersey. |
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[May. 22nd, 2008|02:54 am] |
I have a peg leg and the biggest fucking parrot on my shoulder squawking in my ear. I think I'll name it Cuddy. It never shuts up and keeps bitching at me. |
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[May. 19th, 2008|11:21 am] |
I am taking up residence in the local whorehouse if anyone needs me. Booze and hookers is just the way to pass the time here.
Cuddy, please tell me you're the madame of it. If I buy them in bulk, do I get a hooker discount? |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|07:58 pm] |
The Queen of England...is such a strange lady, when you spend the day with her.
I have to say, being married to Royalty is stressful sometimes. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|05:55 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | alexandra cabot, amber volakis, eve, glados, god, greg house, james wilson, jasper badun, lisa cuddy, lucifer, rebecca house, shane mccutcheon, slevin kelevra, tara house, thirteen | ] |
This is what happens when you download too much porn. You end up in another dimension where Cuddy owns her own hospital? This is God laughing at me right? Note to self: Midget porn = another dimension. |
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[Mar. 15th, 2008|07:14 pm] |
Life is good. |
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[Mar. 15th, 2008|12:20 pm] |
I think my brother's gone. His apartmment's cleaned out. Either he's really gone, or he's just...gone. Either way, I failed him. Again. |
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[Mar. 15th, 2008|12:18 pm] |
I'm getting married.
I have an insane urge to shout this news from the top of the mountains, as corny as that sounds. I don't care. i want everyone to know it.
The rest of you can fool around with Jack all day, but at the end of the day, he's coming home to me.
Edit: ( Ray ) |
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|09:17 pm] |
Thursdays. Never did get the hang of them.
Something about Thursdays just screams pizza and a movie. |
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ENDING TO GENDER SWITCH PLOT!!! IMPORTANT!! |
[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:57 am] |
In conjunction with the press conference I'm about to go live with, I Cole Turner, as head attorney for PepsiCo, am issuing this post to address some of the concerns the world at large is having, as well as confirm and/or deny some of the rumors and speculation that's been spreading about.
The problems you have been encountering in regards to suddenly and without warning changing into the opposite gender is in fact due to tainted beverages produced by PepsiCo worldwide. Over the course of a three day period, the notorious mad scientist Niles P. Camden managed to infiltrate several of the bottling plants in several different countries and corrupted the water supply to the machines that produce all the different beverages with a serum that caused genders to switch within five minutes of consuming it. The effects only lasted most people 24 hours, but continued consumption of the tainted beverage caused longer experiences.
There is no reason to be alarmed. This serum is not dangerous to be consumed, and there are no long lasting effects of it. All beverages worldwide as of now are being recalled, and as long as you don't continue to drink the tainted supply, you will not turn back into the opposite sex. You won't, as has been suggested, stay the wrong gender, no matter how much you drink. Once you stop, you turn back after 24 hours. It doesn't, as has been rumored, affect pregnant women, for some reason. I'm not a scientist, so I can't speculate as to why it doesn't work, but I suspect that it's due to the different hormones women encounter in pregnancy.
Pepsi is issuing a worldwide apology for any embarrassment or confusion the affected persons may have suffered. As a token of their apology, they are offering $10,000 to anyone affected by this crime. Also, please return all products to the stores you bought them from and you will be reimbursed. There is just a small amount of paperwork we're asking you to fill out and sign.
PepsiCo hopes that you will not let this tragedy keep you from enjoying their products in the future. They have developed new security measures that are being put in place as we speak to keep anything like this from ever happening again. Pepsi has been and continues to hopefully be the top rated cola. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|01:14 pm] |
Hey, who turned the tits off? |
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[Mar. 8th, 2008|02:05 pm] |
I'm probably enjoying this much more than I should. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|04:04 pm] |
Dios mio.
Uhh. Um. Oh.
Oh.
Uh. Gregory. Raymond. I think . .we need to get together and talk.
No, really. Just talk. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|10:11 pm] |
The hospital should be ready for all of us doctors to move back in on Monday.
I'm very glad I'm not a man. Thank you. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|06:27 pm] |
First time I've been cheerful in a while.
( Private )
I need to get more chocolate ice cream. Recommendations? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|07:21 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | alexandra cabot, aramis, gail, greg house, jack dent, nonobits switcheroo, orlinda, raymond wood, satan, shawn spencer, tesla spencer | ] |
Third day observations:
-Bras hurt, when worn all day. It's more fun to go without.
-Skirts are breezy, especially when worn outdoors with smooth legs. Even if I knew this one, it's now socially acceptable to admit.
-Chocolate good.
-Free drinks at bars are even better.
Also, for the record: multiples? Still not old-hat. Definately still not old hat. Now I know why women take long showers. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|05:06 pm] |
Great. Jus' great.
'scuse me whilst I go punch a hole inna wall. |
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