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[May. 12th, 2012|01:52 pm] |
I may have... Had another Cardboard cutout of Dana made. It may or MAY not be in my room beside my bed. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2012|10:40 am] |
Turns out it wasn't just a nudist's beach, if you catch my drift.
How do you do it, Shane? I need a drink, a wet towel, and a bottle of advil. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2012|03:24 pm] |
...There's a llama in my kitchen.
I wasn't that drunk last night, was I? |
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[Apr. 7th, 2012|01:56 am] |
I need to start training again. I'm getting reckless. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2012|11:38 pm] |
What. The. Fuck. I kind of want to say that I am completely hallucinating here because a lot of crazy shit has happened in the last 24 hours, but that felt too real to not be true. Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on here? Why am I sitting in a cafe in the middle of London wearing my wedding dress? |
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[Mar. 25th, 2012|03:14 pm] |
I think I'm going to start knitting again.
And you can't stop me, you know who you are. |
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[Mar. 16th, 2012|09:28 pm] |
This place is pretty chill.
I may just start a new chart.
I know most of it will still belong to Shane. |
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[Mar. 16th, 2012|01:29 am] |
Drank too much last night, or I'm still drunk and this is a delusion.
Either way, where the fuck am I?! |
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[Mar. 8th, 2012|10:40 am] |
This world just got a lot more awesome. Alice would freak at half the things I've done. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2012|04:48 pm] |
I was walking home and a dog kept following me. And normally I ain't one to do all of that you know taking care of things. But it wouldn't leave me alone. So I fed it and gave it water. Don't think anyone owns it. Might keep it.
I just got a dog. Jesus fuck, I need to get laid. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2012|10:33 pm] |
I really need to learn how to make New Years resolutions I can keep. |
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[Dec. 16th, 2011|06:26 pm] |
What in the world has happened? Where is this place?
Is this a trick of the gods? |
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[Dec. 16th, 2011|11:16 pm] |
...the fuck was that?! |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|05:55 pm] |
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This is what happens when you download too much porn. You end up in another dimension where Cuddy owns her own hospital? This is God laughing at me right? Note to self: Midget porn = another dimension. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|01:15 am] |
Oh. My. God.
There is nothing so fucking painful and embarrassing as knowing some of the lowest and most painful parts of you life are on DVD. Where anyone in the world could see them anytime they wanted to.
Fuck. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2008|11:08 pm] |
Alright, H. The bellboy put the bags in the car, can we go now? You promised me...
This isn't Kansas.
Where's the hotel? And the bellboy?
And Humbert? |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|05:30 pm] |
What the hell's going on?
John, where are you? Goddammit, not again. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2008|08:21 pm] |
Okay what the fuck is going on?
That was so not right. I mean who just picks up a person and dumps them on their ass from a tornado. If this is some vampire shit, I'm going to angry. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2008|12:18 am] |
( Private, hackable )
Has anyone ever read the Catcher in the Rye?
Holden's right. |
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[Feb. 29th, 2008|03:13 pm] |
Guess m'Mama's gon' die.
She got the cancer. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|04:44 pm] |
Well this is sure as hell interesting. One minute I'm bringing the Peacock around the keys and ran right into a cyclone that I know wasn't there before and the next thing I know I'm giving a gaggle of schoolkids a tour of Croce's pirate museum.
Anybody mind explaining what's going on? |
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[Feb. 25th, 2008|02:14 pm] |
Now this is what I call a "social experiment." |
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[Feb. 16th, 2008|06:41 pm] |
Attention my fabulous brothers, sisters, and otherwise! Anyone lookin' for a party tonight is welcome at [Club Name, Address] tonight. Free drinks all around, all night. One night only, and this is it!
Any trouble, tell 'em Angel sent you. Trouble after that, come find me an' I'll kick their ass. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|01:31 am] |
( Alice ) |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|11:12 pm] |
What the fucking fuck is going on around here? |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2008|07:24 pm] |
What the hell?
I think I need to get my meds adjusted cause I swear I just saw a tornado. In the middle of winter.
And how the hell did I get in the stands at the Super Bowl?
I must be dreaming. Bit like a nightmare, actually. I want to wake up. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2008|08:11 pm] |
Hey, Dani? You free sometime soon? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2008|03:42 pm] |
One tends to feel a bit like Dorothy after a trip like that.
Anyone care to enlighten me as to where I've landed? |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2008|11:04 pm] |
That was not what I fucking had in my mind when I thought I wanted to get away from it all. Fuck. I think I'm gonna puke again. Fucking tornado. |
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