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Jack Dent (OC) (jumpinjackdent) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-09 19:20:00

Entry tags:

greg house, jack dent, jack harkness, julien cartier, nonobits switcheroo

Darling, have you the proper bits back yet? I wanted to ask you something, but I don't want to be a bother while you are having a good time of it as Lady Greg!

Darling, how are you? Were you hit by the gender bug? Oddly enough, I wasn't-I assume fate thought me girly enough. Why bother? Anyway, I have huge news! Jules asked me to marry him! I'm going to be a blushing man bride! And I want you there. No ifs, ands or buts!

I love you.

Spaghetti tonight for dinner? I'm cooking. A pasta party, you can help me test it for readiness. I know how you love to hear me giggle when I toss noodles at the wall. Who wouldn't?

And, of course, feverish hot sex afterwards. Have to work off that heavy Italian food!

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	Jacky julien_cartier 2008-03-09 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	I love you. And there's nothing in the world that would be more fun than a pasta party tonight with you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Jules jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Except the sex following, of course. Grand! Then it's settled. You, me, a pot of noodles and a world of possibilities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacky julien_cartier 2008-03-09 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yes. The sex following is perhaps the best part, but I do rather enjoy everything leading up to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jules

jumpinjackdent
2008-03-09 10:32 pm UTC (link)

Really? I was thinking maybe we'd just drop all that and just constantly have sex. It would be a strain at first, certainly, but I think we could get into it, darling.

Oooh, but then...Then I'd miss out on holding your hand and rambling on about nothing. And sitting and watching Cary movies with you. Oh, and Lord, what of playing poker and sipping beers while pretending like I didn't want to throw the table aside and ravish you? Oh, I couldn't be rid of that...Damn. I guess we'll just have to go on as we are, since I enjoy it so much.

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	Jacky julien_cartier 2008-03-09 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry to be such a burden to you, Jacky. I know it's rather a pain in the ass to have to maintain the daily things, little things like all those you mentioned and what of feeding the ducks in the park? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Julesy jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Lord, who would feed them besides us perverts?! It's settled, I suppose. I'll just have to sneak in what sex I can between those amazingly wonderful times we have together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacky julien_cartier 2008-03-09 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	I guess that's the way it has to be. Sad, but true. Can't leave the ducks to fend for themselves, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Julesy jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Damn water fowl. Preventing me from a life of constant sex. Speaking of, hey, want a quick go before dinner? I'm up for it-read into that what you will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacky julien_cartier 2008-03-09 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not going to say no, Jacky. Don't move. I'll come to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Julesy jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	I would be a shame if you did, Julesy. And I'm not moving. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacky julien_cartier 2008-03-09 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Good boy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Julesy jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I do love it when you call me that. If I had a tail, it would be wagging. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacky julien_cartier 2008-03-09 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	The crazy thing is, I can almost imagine that. Quite a visual. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Julesy jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	That is rather crazy, dear. However, now I'm visualizing it, so we are two nuts in a pod. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacky julien_cartier 2008-03-09 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	That's as it should be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jules jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	How romantic of you to say! Anyway, I'm naked, so do hurry up, hm? You're getting warmer, I can hear your wheels. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-09 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	No, however, you caught me on a food break. Ask away. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if you're sure, dear, that it's not a bad time? I was wondering if perhaps you'd be my best man. Or maid, depending on what state you are in when the day comes. Oh, and Jules asked me to marry him, by the by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-09 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	...really? See, I told you he'd get his head out of that gorgeous ass of his eventually. I- I'd be honored, Jack. Even if this is just a ploy to get me in a dress at your wedding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! He certainly did, just as you said. Mind, I do think it rather caught him by surprise, and I know it caught me by surprise, but anyway, yes! Thank you, darling. It means so much to me. And yes, it's a ridiculous ploy to get you in a dress, because I have found it so hard in the past to get you in drag, I thought a marriage would be the only way to do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-09 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	What's important is that he did it, you know that. But congratulations. I skipped over that part. So long as you get the sash on my dress to match yours, you know I'll do it, tits or junk present. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Gregory

jumpinjackdent
2008-03-09 10:55 pm UTC (link)

I do know that, yes. And am rather thankful, and surprised, and excited, and aroused (too much info? Never!), and nervous, and giggly. All at once, what an array of emotions I am! And thank you, dear.

Now who said I was wearing a dress? Mind, if Julien wants that, I could never say no. I think I'd have blue sashes, then, for it would bring out those eyes of yours. And Julien's. And Ray's, even.

Speaking of, darling, how is Ray? Have you sorted things out, or is this Lady Greg detour serving as a bit of a distraction?

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	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-09 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	I know how I love you and your overshares, Jack. If I'm getting my ass in a dress, so are you. You know the deal. Still, I'm guessing we have time to talk that out. And- 'sorted' is one way of putting it. He's still a little pissy, but at least we've admitted it, and things will get better... eventually. Assuming this... thing with Orlinda works out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Thank God, or else I might have to stop them! Well, darling, I suppose that's fair. I'll run it by Julien, though. I want his day perfect, and if it means me in trousers, well gosh, I'll wear them! What did it turn out to be about, dear, or would you rather not share? Was it me? I've been worried, admittedly. And...what is this thing with Orlinda? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-09 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	And that just wouldn't do. There's always the bachelor party. He thought I was starting to draw back, or something. I never really figured it out- we fought, we talked, we fucked, and it was over. I don't particularly want to bring it up again. She's... pregnant. And one of us is the father. How very soap-opera melodrama, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Gregory

jumpinjackdent
2008-03-09 11:24 pm UTC (link)

No, I'd probably keep doing them, anyway, but much to your annoyance. That would be a shame.

Or Bachelorette, as the case may be...

So, are you happy?

Goodness. Well, look at you two, still breeding with the best of them. And what is the issue, now? Since both of you obviously had at it with her, it can't be that you were cheating, can it? Is she having problem with the pregnancy?

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Jack

drsnarkfest
2008-03-09 11:36 pm UTC (link)

A shame indeed.

Oh, you. And here I am, having to plan it. I forgot the routine.

Of course. I never thought anything was wrong. And he knows I'm shit with trying to figure that sort of thing out.

No, she- we obviously weren't trying. She's shocked by it, and doesn't sound... excited. Not that she'd admit to not wanting to keep it, but... it's just stressful. Plus, I don't think she's too keen about us wanting to help, or have paternity.

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Gregory

jumpinjackdent
2008-03-09 11:41 pm UTC (link)

Oh, you don't have to plan anything, dear! We can plan together, if you like! As I said, I don't want to be a bother. I just want you nearby when I'm marrying my Jules, is all.

Good, then. I'm glad you are happy.

Perhaps she needs time to decide what she wants before she gets involved with what you two want as possible fathers, dear. Letting you know, obviously, that she was pregnant may have been as far as she was prepared to involve you at this point. Would you be upset if she chose to not keep it for her own reasons?

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Jack

drsnarkfest
2008-03-09 11:50 pm UTC (link)

Of course I'm planning something, Jack. It's not a bother, I just- no, I want to. What other excuse would I have to buy booze and mind-altering substances in bulk, ever again?

Thank you, Jack.

I- I know that. I just.. She seemed angry at us, and I- If she gave up the kid, just because I was the father? I don't know what I'd do. If she has to give it up for her own reasons, alright, but I don't want to be responsible for that.

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Gregory

jumpinjackdent
2008-03-09 11:56 pm UTC (link)

If you want to, then, by all means! Speaking of booze and mind-altering drugs, I'm sure you can get Melissa in on that, if you'd fancy. She'd love to help, seeing as she has been crying and giggling ever since I shared the news.

Any time, Gregory darling.

Calm down, dear, please. I'm sure she is just working through some difficult emotions, and is not angry but frustrated-As you said, it wasn't planned. Why would she give it up if you were the father? You're an amazing man, and obviously very caring and responsible when it comes to children. Just know, please, Gregory, that if she did give it up, it wouldn't be on you. I don't know her that well, so I can't claim to say I know her motivations, but I don't think she would do anything like that. You cannot blame yourself for her decisions.

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Jack

drsnarkfest
2008-03-10 12:01 am UTC (link)

I'll be sure to call her. After, of course, the crying and giggling won't be sure to cause me to react the same way. Have I mentioned how much of a bitch female hormoes are?

Hence, the ramble. I know, logically, it's her choice, it's just... a fetus. It's likely not even mine. From what I remember of that night, Ray has a lot more chance of being the sharpshooter, than me. But... something about the.. female hormones.. I'm having a bit of difficulty digesting this.

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	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-10 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I want to see crying and giggling lady Greg! No far. I'll have to come with. Do you think it will be easier when you return to being a man to digest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-10 12:22 am UTC (link)
	As if the humiliation wouldn't have been total enough. Fine. And of course it would be. I won't have all this... shit to deal with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-10 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Call it a wedding gift, if you like, I don't care! I want to see! Hoorah! 'Shit' being boobies and a va jay jay, of course, to revert to the language of a twelve year old. Or Melissa. Anyways, I hope it is easier, dear. If you need an ear or what have you, I'm always about to listen or what not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-10 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Fine, fine. A wedding gift. I was talking more about the emotions, than the hoohoo (that is, in fact, the technical term at Hopkins). And.. yeah, I know. I appreciate it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Lovely! Lord, I just snorted at that. 'Hoohoo'? What, you've an owl for genitalia now? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Dollface flexibledancer 2008-03-09 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed I was. As is probably obvious, but still- married? How wonderful! Gotta say, I'm still getting used to this whole monogamy thing. But I'd love to be there, Gorgeous. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	My Gorgeous Lady Captain jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well, at least you're beautiful ten times over, darling! And yes, married! I can imagine it would be an adjustment, dear, if it wasn't something so ingrained in one's society! But anyway, yes, thank you, dear! You are such a sweet man, I'd hate to exclude you in anything so important to me after what you've done for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dollface flexibledancer 2008-03-09 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	I am having quite a bit of fun with this. But assuming you don't mind all this fabulous coming in something a little more breezy on the lower half if this doesn't blow over, of course I'll go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Gorgeous Lady Captain jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I can well imagine. And of course I don't mind, dear! I like you bits or no bits, or rather, lady bits! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dollface flexibledancer 2008-03-09 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Great! Just let me know when, and I'll be sure to drop in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Gorgeous Lady Captain jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, darling, I'll even send you an invite. Julien wants a wedding, not to elope, and I shall give it and anything else he desires to him! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dollface flexibledancer 2008-03-09 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations. Anyone who can make you devolve into this sort of fit of sap and giggles mush be some lucky man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Gorgeous Lady Captain jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Jack! And yes, well, either him or I am lucky, it's up in the air at the moment, but I'm happy either way! (Reply to this) (Parent)