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[Mar. 19th, 2012|04:17 pm] |
It's positively refreshing to not be running for my life or trying to keep my idiot nephew from destroying a kingdom. Anyone who complains about boredom clearly doesn't understand it's finer properties.
Now I just need to find a brothel and I'll be set. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2012|10:23 pm] |
Bored now.
Last time I got bored, monsters came. That would be nice. Stabbing something would be awesome. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2012|09:35 pm] |
Holy shit. Holy shit.
I'm walking, for fucking serious, I'm walking right now. No snapping no cracking I'M WALKING RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND.
Oh, and me and the Normandy got caught in some weird vortex thing but fuck that noise I'M WALKING HERE. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2012|02:40 pm] |
You know what's gross? Sulfur-tinged ectoplasm. It takes nearly a whole tube of Goop to get it and the smell off.
Speaking of, is there anyone around anymore who might be able to take care of a little problem up in Scotland that's above my experience level? I'd call my guy, but he's got baby twins and I don't want to drag him away from that. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2012|01:42 pm] |
HEY.
Listen carefully to what I have to say, puny little maggot-eaters. Zim has an important announcement that will shatter the very foundation upon which your infinitesimal slabs of meat you call brains tries to function! SO PAY ATTENTION.
Zim requires brownies. Such brownies, they must be delicious and mouth-watering in every way. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2012|05:15 pm] |
Hey, wait a second!
What happened to the cranky little green guy who ate all my cookies? He didn't get vortexed did he? |
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[Jan. 13th, 2012|05:37 pm] |
I wish this world had a Bloaty's. Seeing the pizza hog would be nice. Josef summons okay pizza, but it's missing humiliation. That's what makes pizza better. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2012|08:06 pm] |
This world is absolutely fascinating. From what I understand, I'm the only person from Azeroth, but there are magics I could never have dreamed of.
Is there a study program or conclave to learn from each other? It seems far too good of an opportunity to pass up. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2012|11:40 pm] |
This doesn't look like Azeroth. What in the Nether is going on here? |
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[Dec. 9th, 2011|03:56 pm] |
I just put down the final payment on a house of my very own. It's gorgeous. Not thrilled about living in California, there's too much damn sun, but I'll live. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2011|03:30 am] |
My stupid minion has gone missing for longer than usual and I can't find it. It's tall with short blond hair, runs around naked, and screams all the time. It responds to GIR and should be somewhere within the United States.
And I demand steel. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2011|02:42 pm] |
Ok, not to freak anyone out, but does anyone have a cage I can use for the next three nights?
In theory, might not need it. But I'd rather not take chances. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2011|06:28 pm] |
I didn't get taken away, I've just been playing COD4 and the new Tomorrowind game, Skyrrym.
Stop worrying about me, Jesus. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2011|07:52 pm] |
Anyone want a house in Italy? I didn't blow the backyard up too much. |
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[Aug. 21st, 2011|09:29 am] |
Whoops, got a dozen tickets to an amusement park where one of the best bands I've heard in a while are playing.
First come, first serve, friends and family only. Bring your own lunch money, there's no way I'm paying for a dozen bottomless pits' lunch. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|12:31 am] |
I'm home safe and sound after being surrounded by hordes of geeks in San Diego.
Oh, Gaz, I got an email from the lawyers, you should have got one, too. Partial custody, one month on, one month off. Better half a win than not a win at all, I guess.
Grats, gorgeous. |
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[Jul. 17th, 2011|10:37 am] |
So, this is probably a totally newb question, but... Aliens are real here? |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2011|10:37 am] |
Teja, check your email. I got you into the KOTOR MMO beta with me.
Robbie, figured you got your own. It doesn't suck.
I know they don't celebrate it in Italy, but I'm still going to blow shit up and light animals on fire on Monday. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2011|02:41 am] |
I'm just a little worried that my face will stay this way if I keep it up. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2011|07:49 pm] |
Good things about people thinking my house is haunted: they leave me alone.
Bad things: They break my windows, and I have to come out and scare them and/or break their arms. |
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[Jun. 19th, 2011|10:48 am] |
Huh.
Edit: Fuck it. To hell with today, fathers, and everything else. Don't talk to me. I'm going to go punch people in the face. |
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[Jun. 9th, 2011|01:22 am] |
I'm having an exhibit over here in Bolzano of some of my paintings. I didn't know there was a gallery in town, but I'm showing there. Someone saw me painting and liked it, I guess.
If anyone wants to come, it's all this weekend starting on Friday. |
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[May. 18th, 2011|03:11 pm] |
For the record, death is unfavorable, even if it's temporary.
It seems as if I have a new crown. |
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[May. 11th, 2011|10:15 pm] |
My goodness, everything looks different through the eyes of a human. Such a limited point of view, it's a wonder anyone gets around. |
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[May. 9th, 2011|08:45 am] |
I'm pretty surprised.
By now, he should have found this forum and gleaned from it all the information he could.
Maybe he's slipping in his old age. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2011|08:58 pm] |
Look, it's my fault he blew it up, okay? I left Teja. If you want me, get a hold of me here. I'm fine. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2011|09:55 pm] |
Well that was really fucking unpleasant.
If anyone feels like taking out a level EIGHT FUCKING GRILLION voodoo priest, he's taken over the French Quarter here in NOLA.
Bastard blew off part of my left arm and part of my leg. YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO REGROW SHIT? THAT'S MY WALKIN' LEG, BASTARD. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2011|03:59 pm] |
Suddenly, a nest of wolf spiders in your theoretical sock drawer!
WHAT DO, COMMUNITY?
Because I totally got someone else to smash them all. That's what I did. |
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[Apr. 9th, 2011|12:18 pm] |
Getting bit by zombies sucks. One finger typing this sucks more. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2011|09:43 am] |
YES. THIS PLANET'S DESTRUCTION IS IMMINENT.
AWAITING ORDERS, MASTER. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2011|05:42 am] |
Now that I have been given more classes to teach, it seems I have ignored this for much too long.
Spring break is arriving soon. For those of you who are students, what are your plans for it? Hopefully no drunk driving and the like.
I can't fathom the amount of money the energy drink companies make these days, nor can I believe half the things I'm reading about issues across the world, some for good and some for bad. Finally, the Egyptians have made a stand, and they are free! I've not met many of the Egyptians in so long it seems that I never met them at all, but if there are any of you here, congratulations! I could not be prouder of a people that is not and never has been my own. Mubarak's reign of terror is relinquished; Kemet has truly won! This is honestly a time worth celebrating, and I hope that all goes smoothly and well after all is said and done.
Has anyone heard about the "spice" in America as of late? Synthetic marijuana, foolish children smoking it simply for a high and being poisoned. Not to mention those Four Lokos and whatnot. It seems like the more we progress in regards to proper foods and getting them without things like pesticides, and without pus and blood and radioactive ingredients in this like milk and cheese, the world comes up with new ways to harm our youth and our overall population...what I wouldn't give for a proper Greek feast, or a proper European dinner. As much as I love the French, sometimes these healthy meals focused on filling the stomach to its proper fullness don't quite cut it. I'd die for a large bowl of pasta, for wine and song and dance...ah, but I'm reminiscing now.
Hades, how do you fare? I feel the presence of our family members has diminished, and I am not sure what to make of such a thing. Do you feel the same as well? And Mister Cassidy Turner, how goes your schooling? And Miss Gaz Membrane (Wartooth, was it?) how's it going with your "band"? |
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[Jan. 7th, 2011|06:31 pm] |
With as little as I know about Halo and various X-Box games, and only because they're the underlying reason that students have issues with homework whether or not they realize I can hear them talking about all-nighters and teammates in Sweden, and with as little as I know about World of Warcraft, whose "raids" cause my students to refrain from sleeping at home and therefore come into class hyper and wired off of Red Bull and everything else...I know that this is too bizarre to be something I can relate to. Even with the surge of End of the War movies, the mass production of death as a form of entertainment on various consoles, and with all the talks of dying bees throughout the world, there's nothing to relate what just happened to the world I knew and have spent many years in. Not a thing.
So here I find myself, still, in the university, though I seem to be confused for a different teacher. I teach Art History three days a week, not Art History, Renaissance Art, and special studies on Greek and Roman sculptors. Amusing, the artists back then, but not worth the hassle of making new tests to grade and trying to keep my own personal interest from their varied histories out of it. I've been doing this for too long not to subtly insert good or bad qualities against them.
Where have I found myself? I feel a right fool, using one of these silly machines in a last-ditch attempt to find out what has happened in the past few hours, but perhaps technology has a use or two. |
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[Dec. 27th, 2010|11:29 am] |
Seriously? The History channel is showing a program that says aliens made the pyramids. Even I'm not that much of a paranoid conspiracy theorist. People actually believe this? Yeesh. |
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[Dec. 16th, 2010|12:33 pm] |
You motherfuckers are making me go gray. Seriously. I found THREE silver hairs today. That's three too fucking many. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2010|08:56 am] |
Man, it's only Wednesday and I'm already longing for the weekend. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|12:31 pm] |
This all is hilarious, by the way. I wonder why I haven't been affected. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2010|05:10 pm] |
Teja, your worst nightmare is about to come true. |
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[Nov. 15th, 2010|08:38 pm] |
I did not need a makeover. I look ridiculous.
Dib, not a WORD. |
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[Nov. 10th, 2010|05:40 pm] |
Oh dear, time flies when you're experiencing all manner of incredible things. The candy I passed out was unfortunately quite mundane, but I did, however, find one of the sweets that affected so many.
I did quite enjoy being able to listen into people's minds. It was enlightening.
And how are my dear friends, this evening? |
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[Oct. 8th, 2010|10:17 pm] |
Now, this is more like it. A beautiful ship, a position of some power - not too much, mind you. Can't be too careful with a Time Lord as magnificent as myself.
I should really be setting to work. |
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