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Tweak says, "HIIIEEEEE"

Dr. Greg House (snarkyhousecall) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-11-04 15:00:00

Entry tags:

greg house, lisa cuddy, soren skwigelf

Why in the hell is everything I watch on television today have to do with screwing or babies?

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	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	Because you watch women shows. [House] And because I told you so. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, the Oxygen Channel and Lifetime are teaching me those really important lessons I need to have a constructive relationship with the opposite sex. I might even start getting in touch with my feelings. [Cuddy] Do not jinx me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	Aw how cute your paternal clock has started ticking. [House] Told you so, told you so, nyah nyah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	No, it hasn't. I don't need a crying, whining version of me. [Cuddy] I'm not having a child! I'll leave you to pushing out mini-mes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	You only think you see sex and babies everywhere but you really don't. You want to see it there. [House] Uh huh. Don't worry, Cameron would make a great mother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Have you actually turned on a television lately? It's sex and violence all over the place. I'm not making this up. If not, it's a commercial about tampons or some stupid thing that tells when a woman's ovulating. It's meant to make men thing about procreating. [Cuddy] I'm sure she would. Not. Happening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	Of course they advertise that sort of thing if you're watching shows in the middle of the day for all the housewives. [House] If you say so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	I have nothing else to do. [Cuddy] Did Cameron mention babies when I wasn't around? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	It's called work. People are dying. There are zombies. Quit fooling around. [House] Not yet. All the baby talk is coming from you, daddy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

snarkyhousecall
2008-11-04 02:44 pm UTC (link)

I'm not standing outside and pitching flaming torches in their direction, if that's what you mean. And there's nothing I can do for people dying of zombie...ism or whatever it is.

[Cuddy]
I'm talking about babies because the stupid TV keeps reminding me of them. Whenever I pictured you calling me daddy, it had less to do with pregnancy and more to do with a short skirt and bare midriffs.

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	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	There are people who are getting hurt out there. And you will treat them. Got it? My hospital isn't going to be destroyed again because you're a pain in my ass. [House] I think I might have to show Cameron this conversation and see what she thinks. Uh huh. Keep dreaming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	Damn. Fine. Can I have a pay increase? Might have to start feeding another mouth since you think I'm so into this baby thing. [Cuddy] Stop trying to get me kicked in the balls. I can't heal people if I'm walking with two limps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	If you and Cameron have a baby, I'll give you both a pay raise. [House] You really think she's going to kick you in the balls? Have you even asked her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	What if I just start acting like a baby? Does that count? [Cuddy] Uh, wasn't thinking to say, "Hey, honey, can we have a wee little version of us?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	You already do and I haven't given you a raise since you got here. [House] Well now's your chance.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Curses. So close. [Cuddy] How about you go and ask and say, "I have this friend..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Let me know when you knock her up. [House] You want me to go up to her and say that I have a friend who wants to give you children, is that okay or will you kick him in the balls? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you'll hear my frustrated groan from miles away. [Cuddy] You're really no help at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-11-04 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'm quite sure. [House] Just tell her already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cuddy snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	I don't wanna, Mommy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	House eyesuphere 2008-11-04 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Then I guess you aren't going to get what you want. She's not a mind reader. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cuddy snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	She does a hell of a job reading mine. I'm not sure that I should be reproducing. Her, yes. She should have a whole baseball. Me, different story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	House eyesuphere 2008-11-04 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Guess you're just easy to read. It's not going to be that bad. All of the children I've seen come through here that have had your genes have been just fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	twiceloved 2008-11-04 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	Did you knock someone up? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. Baby free for now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-11-04 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want to? I mean, usually the whole universe smacking you over the head with symbolism thing comes because of subconscious desires. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, ho, is that what this is supposed to be? Cosmic bite in the ass? I'm not particular sold on the idea of having tykes. Yet, all my friends think otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

twiceloved
2008-11-04 03:40 pm UTC (link)

Uh, no. Your subconscious is all OH HEY I WANT A PONY or whatever the heck you want that day. Then, you just notice the ponies that have always been around more. Odds are there aren't any more babies or screwing on TV than usual. You're just noticing it because your brain is sending "oh, hey, a kid would be awesome" messages without you realizing it.

Of course, I'm a writer and musician, and don't really know anything about psychology. I'm mostly just messing with you.

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	antigone_grace 2008-11-04 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Gregory, you'll make an excellent father. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Don't want any. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doctorcarebear 2008-11-04 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	If you weren't thinking about it, you wouldn't have noticed it at all. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh God, not you too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorcarebear 2008-11-04 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	It's the truth though. You watch those sorts of things every day, all day. And just now you're paying attention to the commercials? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe I just noticed them all this time and didn't think to say anything. They are on every five seconds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorcarebear 2008-11-04 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	They are. Look, just turn on the damn TV and watch. You'll probably get an EP pregnancy test and the damn thing that tests for when you're ovulating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorcarebear 2008-11-04 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	I run the OBGYN and the maternity ward, of course I see that sort of thing all the time. I don't think anything of it though. ... Do you .. want me to get one of those? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Get one of what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorcarebear 2008-11-04 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Something that tells me when I'm ovulating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, why? Do you want me to get you pregnant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorcarebear 2008-11-04 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no. You aren't turning this around on me. I'm not the one who has been seeing baby things everywhere. You let me know when you've made up your mind yet again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	For once, I don't want to be the center of attention. Don't women have those biological clocks that tick or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorcarebear 2008-11-04 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I guess they do. I don't want to be the center of attention either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyhousecall 2008-11-04 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Just get the damn thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorcarebear 2008-11-04 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yes sir. (Reply to this) (Parent)