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[Feb. 10th, 2009|04:55 pm] |
You know what?
I thought working with two guys would get me laid.
This is not what happened. I need sex RIGHT NOW.
Volunteers? |
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[Feb. 10th, 2009|02:32 pm] |
( Private. )
So, Valentines Day is all about guys trying to get laid, right? Is there another holiday where the girls do the same thing, or is it as much crap as I think it is? |
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[Dec. 29th, 2008|04:10 pm] |
I miss Dwight. That stupid bastard. |
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[Dec. 25th, 2008|11:07 pm] |
I have bean sprouts.
And Huck got bean sprouts.
And Tom got a toy car.
What the hell? |
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[Nov. 11th, 2008|08:14 am] |
So, back in the saddle.
Literally.
Stupid Texans.
Who the hell rides horses anymore?
If I get sores on my ass, I'm taking it out on you, Huck, just so you know. |
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[Nov. 9th, 2008|12:17 pm] |
So, I'm still bored as hell.
Anyone want to have sex or something? I might die if I don't get some kind of excitement. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2008|12:54 pm] |
So, I'm bored as hell being a cop. I want some excitement.
Can anyone think of a better job? |
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[Sep. 20th, 2008|07:50 pm] |
So, I wake up and it's a month later.
And I'm in Russia.
I think I 'belong' to the guy I just beat up.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS?!
I'm going to kill the shrimp dicked mother fucking bastard that sold me to Russia. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2008|06:52 pm] |
Okay, this is bullshit.
What fun is being a cop if you can't have shootouts? |
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[Aug. 6th, 2008|08:05 am] |
This word sucks.
Absolutely sucks.
But money, at least, is good. |
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|11:04 pm] |
This place again?
Fucking hell. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|07:21 pm] |
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Third day observations:
-Bras hurt, when worn all day. It's more fun to go without.
-Skirts are breezy, especially when worn outdoors with smooth legs. Even if I knew this one, it's now socially acceptable to admit.
-Chocolate good.
-Free drinks at bars are even better.
Also, for the record: multiples? Still not old-hat. Definately still not old hat. Now I know why women take long showers. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|09:35 am] |
So, seems like we're doing alright in the new place.
Still need a leader, though. I'm not cut out for this kind of thing. Plans are more Wendy's deal than mine. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2008|01:37 am] |
It's time to get waist deep in booze and sex. Who's in? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2008|02:36 pm] |
This place...
Something's not right. I ain't supposed to be alive. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2008|11:07 am] |
What...just happened? |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|12:27 am] |
Angel's gone.
And I'm..
For fuck's sake. God I need a drink. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2008|08:09 pm] |
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[Jan. 21st, 2008|08:01 pm] |
This is not Basin City... how did I get in Seattle?
Something is very wrong here... |
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[Jan. 20th, 2008|05:19 pm] |
Why can't anything be NORMAL for two seconds?
I need a drink. Anybody want to join? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2008|03:03 pm] |
Okay, that was weird.
Where the hell am I? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2008|05:20 pm] |
♫There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams
Yet slips away from us
Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever.....?
There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment
Set aside for us
Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever.....?
Who dares to love forever
When love must die?
But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can have forever
And we can love forever
Forever is our today
Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever?
Forever is our today
Who waits forever anyway?♫
*sigh* |
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[Jan. 20th, 2008|10:16 am] |
Wooo! Dancing is fun! I love to dance and sing! England is a friendly place!
Oooo, and alcohol? Is yummy!
(ooc and powerswap plots) |
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