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[Jul. 28th, 2010|02:34 pm]
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There are about 3.7 million Christian churches in the world, and about two thirds as many synagogues.  Wouldn't all that space be better left to nature? Your God can hear you within your walls, you don't need holy walls to speak to the Creator.

It's a silly tradition, to build temples around your faith. If it's so flimsy it needs a house around it, then maybe your faith's not worth having. And no matter the size, false idols are false idols.

I'll be gone for a couple days. Personal business.
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|10:32 pm]
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I've always enjoyed weddings. Though I still don't have anyone to go home with. Such a shame on Valentine's Day. You know once I slept with Clark Gable on Valentine's Day? He was such a sweetheart.
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|03:54 pm]

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I have a full belly and a new kitten. I am very, very happy right now.

Erik? God? Do you have any requests as to what I should (or should not) wear to this wedding? I don't want to offend or clash with your carefully selected colour scheme.
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[Jan. 24th, 2010|02:39 am]
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I do not share faces. So here's a new one.

I'm back for now, but if you come to me with your trivialness, or some stupid comment, I will skin you alive and bury you where no one will ever find you. That especially goes for you, Lucy.
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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|08:03 pm]

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EDIT: Oh my Me,...I'm engaged!!! To the sexiest man fucking EVAR. And I have some favors to ask...

LUCY! Would you pleeeeeeeeeeease cater my reception?

Mary! You know I've asked you already to be my bridesmaid, but would you also make your fantastic oatmeal cookies for my favor boxes?

SADAKO! It would be the greatest of honors if you would consider being my bridesmaid as well?

And last but certainly not least at all, Satan...all our lives, we've been involved with each other in one way or another. I know your life isn't what you wish it right now but I am asking you a personal favor, one I hope you won't deny.

Please be my maid of honor.

Okay, so LeifErik and I are getting hitched on February 14th of this year. All our friends and family and ex-lovers are invited! Because a wedding is never any fun unless there's drama! And besides, if we excluded ex-lovers...well, there wouldn't be anybody at the wedding.
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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|08:27 am]
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I have to say, I thought Vatican City was going to be boring and, quite frankly, useless. Historical architecture and art aside, of course. I'm pleasantly surprised that the city, and the greater part of Rome are actually very interesting.

Makes me miss my maker. No, it actually doesn't. Though it makes me think of him often. Though not quite as often as it makes me think of my Creator.

Speaking of.

Gigi, I've been wanting to ask you something for quite a while. No fair picking my mind about it, either. Just come down to the little villa I rented when you have an evening to spare, and we'll have a nice dinner.
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[Dec. 30th, 2009|11:25 pm]

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DAMN that was fun!

Shit, I love Christmas.
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[Dec. 31st, 2009|03:59 am]
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Suddenly, I understand the big deal the world makes about Christmas and the new year. I never saw any of this when I was in the convent.

If I ever had any thoughts of returning to one of those places, they're gone now. I like life outside those walls, away from people like the Reverend Mother.
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[Oct. 9th, 2009|04:19 pm]

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Oh Luuuuuuuuuuuuuucy......

I'm not home. XD

Srsly though. I'm not around, so please make sure the extra food from the kitchen goes to the homeless shelter just outside of the Vatican. They always need more than we give them even any other day.
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[Oct. 8th, 2009|10:52 pm]
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Right, so I've heard both that I got nothing to worry about around here AND that Halloween is worse here than back home.

I'm stocking up in either case.
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[Oct. 6th, 2009|09:12 pm]

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I'm a really bad fairy. What kind of fairy loses her Boy?
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|10:28 am]

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In anticipation of that predictably crazy holiday at the end of this month, I'm just going to state this for the record right here and now:

1. I will not be marrying Satan this year.

2. I will not be dressing up this year.

3. I will not be attending every party I can find this year.

4. I will not be participating in mass orgies everywhere.

Instead, I am planning on spending the day/night with one very special person, he knows who he is. Assuming of course that he doesn't have plans with anyone else, that is.
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[Oct. 3rd, 2009|08:40 pm]
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So. Looks like that was that, then. Thanks for the warning, G. At least I got the notes finished, last week. I knew- how did I know?

That was vaguely tornado shaped. I take it I'm back in Oz? Mia, Jack, Tree? Someone?
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[Sep. 8th, 2009|11:15 pm]
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Pam )

I'm hungry. Who here would like to come with me for some late dinner?
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[Aug. 27th, 2009|01:17 pm]
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God )
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[Aug. 27th, 2009|12:33 am]

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I think that my first photoshoot went well! I don't look like too much of a strumpet, and it was fun. It's a bit like acting, but not enough where I prefer it over theatre.

Would anyone like to go out for a celebratory drink? (Strawberry shakes?)
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[Aug. 17th, 2009|09:51 pm]
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There is nothing so dull as waking up and carrying about a day to day existence wherein nothing changes.

I suppose I prefer it here.
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|03:46 pm]

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Can I have lemon meringue pie tonight pleeeeeeease?

And could you make like, a fuckload of those little lemon tarts for all my friends on the boards here?
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[Jul. 26th, 2009|11:59 am]
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Hey Candy, cold's starting to seep in again, you want to try Tahiti this time?

ETA: So, uh, anyone attending Taunton in the fall mind playing seeing-eye-human for a blind bird-kid who can feel colors?
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|01:15 am]

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One of my classes next semester is teaching my book. I might end up wearing a hat those days.
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|10:36 pm]
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Mattie )

Connor McManus )

You know why I hate this leadership shit? No days off. Can't I get a stunt-president up in here for a week? There's a beach in New Zealand calling my motherloving name, man.
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[Jul. 17th, 2009|11:53 pm]
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I feel like going back to my old roots so to speak.

It's been entirely too quiet lately. You know how much I hate that.
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[Jun. 1st, 2009|04:04 pm]
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Gigi )
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[Jun. 1st, 2009|03:48 pm]
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[May. 20th, 2009|02:57 pm]

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[Current Mood |cheerful]

Would anyone here would be interested in a mud and/or jello wrestling match between me and another very hot chick yet to be determined?

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[May. 15th, 2009|01:34 pm]

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[Apr. 8th, 2009|09:01 pm]
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I'm gonna put this out there right the Hell now:

No, you're not funny. First person t'wish me a 'happy death day', or whatever the Hell makes you motherfuckers giggle, we're gonna have problems.

Mathilda )
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[Mar. 19th, 2009|01:53 pm]
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Guys, have any of you seen my contacts?

Edit: Do any of you deities want to get drunk FOR SCIENCE? This also applies to other mythological and religious figures. J, for example.
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[Mar. 9th, 2009|11:25 am]
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God )
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[Feb. 23rd, 2009|11:16 pm]

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I've the distinct feeling I'm not where I ought to be.

I am not feeling so well.
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[Feb. 23rd, 2009|10:11 pm]
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Okay, people.

I like ice cream just as much as the next guy. Especially when it comes with the little chocolate fish...y'know the one that I'm talkin' about. Has marshmellows and stuff. I like it the most 'cause I get a sick pleasure knowin' that somewhere out there a 'super hero' who won't be named is crying as I eat the melt-in-your-mouth version of his friends. Serves him right.

My point is the next time I get locked in a freezer I'm not goin t'be happy. DO I LOOK LIKE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!? I don't even have a cool hat or eyes made out of coal! And if I did I'd turn them into freakin' diamonds. Sure, it's fun for the first little bit, and then you start gettin' frost bite in places that should never be that cold.
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[Feb. 17th, 2009|08:48 pm]
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[Jan. 30th, 2009|02:34 pm]
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God )

I need to get out from under my rock. Someone, entertain me.
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[Jan. 27th, 2009|08:45 am]

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Locked to gods, goddesses, witches, and other highly-powerful magical types )
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|02:17 pm]
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God )
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|07:39 pm]

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Dude, this blows. Why is it every time I do this young girl shit, I end up on the damn rag?


I really ought to fix that shit for you ladies out there. You guys should not have to suffer.
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[Jan. 15th, 2009|10:07 pm]

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This isn't Earth. What is this? Another of GOD'S miraculous happenings?
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[Jan. 8th, 2009|08:32 pm]
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I'm here again. Seriously? Guess I can't ever really get away from this place huh. One never escapes their birth-universe I suppose. At least this time around the whole family came with me because had I been dropped here alone without my kids or my boyfriend I'd be absolutely pissed off.

Does anyone remember me? How long has it been since I've last been here? I'm not really sure.
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[Dec. 30th, 2008|09:57 pm]

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I'm stealing all your blingee pictures to stick on me nephew's sister-in-law's door!

Thankee in advance!
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|06:38 pm]
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There is something inherently flawed about the idea that I, Lucifer, am making an honest woman of the Virgin Mother.
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