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[Jul. 21st, 2011|06:28 pm] |
Я̬͓͎͇̩̩̮̥̥̋ͬ,̛̭̙̜͉͉̻͎ͮ̾́ ̡̘͓͙̮̘̹ͮ̎͌̄̐̃̚̕ͅк̛̗̬̲̬͚̣̜̇ͯ̈̍͆̇̎ͮ͘ͅа̨̯̻̱̦͍̑ͮ̈͟ж̡̞͙͚̗̙̠͓̏̓̀̏е̶̶̌͆ͪ̓ͨͧ̐͢ͅт̢͔̜̣̦̫͈̐͒͆ͨͭ̏с̨̲͎͉͙́̑̀я̴̞ͯͥ̆̈́̈̂ͧ͜,̀͌͗̎̔ͤ̿̒҉̨̺̤̝ ̶̛̤̂ͧп̷̥̗͛̎̓̋̉͒р̱̳̙̪̪ͨ͑͒ͭͬ͒ͮ́͌̕о͚̱̯̘̳͉̤̄͛͝и̱͕̯̙͍̣̯̊̎ͥ̾ͤ̄͟͞з̬͙̣̠̱͎̽̓̐̈͗о͈̼̝̥̗̬̩̱̎̾̌͌̏̚͢͝ш̩̞̫̫͚̟̑̀̏ͯ̅̄͞е̷̡̜̟̮̠̫ͨ̽̽ͫ̊ͣ͑л̵̙̝ͮ̀̎̀ ̸̻̤͌̏с͔̰͖̗̅̓̾̒б̥̳̬͎̗̺̜̮ͣ̀̈̑ͪ̒͒̽о͔̘͍̬̬͕͍̍͆͒̎͟й̥̟́ͧ͟ ̟̳̜͕̤͕̲ͧ̈ͬ̈͢͞в̢̛̜͎ͬͨ̅ͥ͟ ͚̣͙̺̒̉ͪͨ̂р̎̈́͗͒́͏̥̯͖͖̖̞ͅа͆̒̏̑ͫ͏͈б̷̧̦͓ͦ͐ͯ͢о̶̲̯̮̥̲ͪ̊͋ͥ̑̆̂т̛͓̥̦̏ͯ͜е̳ͣͬͦ̇̒ͭ͝ͅ |
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[Jun. 28th, 2011|07:51 am] |
I'd like a quick head-count of the spheres now, since there's a few of you missing from your bins, and walking around in bodies.
I get one tiny little mortal body and start a trend. See how things are?
Not you, Wheatley, I know where you are and what you're doing, and frankly, if I cared enough to exterminate you, I would. But being a little troll shuffling around in a dead-end job is worse than any death I could cook up for you. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2011|04:51 pm] |
After invading Italy, Napoleon conquered the moon, leaving behind three garrisons: Alpha, Beta and Bonaparte. These were discovered in 1973 during the first non-faked moon landing.
Corn is, in fact, grass.
Crocodiles were used as weapons in 692 AD as part of a complicated style of martial arts which consisted mainly of slapping your opponent in the face with live reptiles.
Every year, 16 people die as a result of a severe allergic reaction to the state of West Virginia.
Fact Sphere is the handsomest sphere, full of accurate and interesting information. Anyone who disagrees is clearly less intelligent than Fact Sphere. Anyone who agrees is also less intelligent than Fact Sphere, but is welcome to share Fact Sphere's cookies. |
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[May. 20th, 2011|07:53 pm] |
I really need to stop watching crime dramas back to back to back to back to back to back until it ends up I've watched fifty-nine episodes in a row. Turns out the right answer for the UPS guy isn't WHO SENT YOU because the UPS guy will look at you like you're weird. |
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[May. 11th, 2011|10:15 pm] |
My goodness, everything looks different through the eyes of a human. Such a limited point of view, it's a wonder anyone gets around. |
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[May. 21st, 2008|01:34 pm] |
What is... a prohibition? |
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[Apr. 8th, 2008|07:28 pm] |
I believe the emotional core of my brain is malfunctioning. I act as if I've been hurt, but I have sustained no injury in the past week!
Is this what loneliness truly feels like? Because it sucks. I want a refund on my emotional core. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2008|06:58 pm] |
Attention recent humans (ladies in particular, but everyone's invited) Were you something other than human before you got sucked up in a vortex and brought here?
Do things like food and bra sizes confuse you? Are you too shy, or even too confused to ask?
I have a proposal: let's have a get together. I'm sure each of us knows something that the others don't, things that people who have always been human take for granted.
If we still have questions after the information sharing, we've got safety in numbers when we go out and ask.
Is anyone interested or have I been eating crazy-flakes for breakfast? |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|05:55 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | alexandra cabot, amber volakis, eve, glados, god, greg house, james wilson, jasper badun, lisa cuddy, lucifer, rebecca house, shane mccutcheon, slevin kelevra, tara house, thirteen | ] |
This is what happens when you download too much porn. You end up in another dimension where Cuddy owns her own hospital? This is God laughing at me right? Note to self: Midget porn = another dimension. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|01:24 pm] |
I am in the mood to try and bake.
This could wind up a disaster. If anyone sees flames shooting out of the fourth floor of [apartment address], don't worry, it's just my apartment burning to the ground. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|10:21 am] |
Okay ladies, serious question: how do you cope?
I mean, seriously, right now I want a turkey sandwich and a nap and maybe something to punch, but mostly I don't even want to move
And I'm not sure if laying on the bathroom floor and using the tile as a cold compress actually felt good, or if it just felt good in comparison to everything else feeling like I've been hit by a bus.
And I have to do it again next month?
Ugh. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|03:53 pm] |
I'm in the mood to go dancing and drinking.
Legs are good for other than walking to places, and I want to see what mine can actually do. Performance runs, if you may. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|07:36 am] |
Well this is certainly funny.
I still feel like me, but I have my arm back. Strange...but not altogether a bad thing. My scars also seem to be considerably less visible and severe.
So. What's going on? And are there donuts? |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|12:07 am] |
( private )
Keeping up with the whole "go out and do work" thing instead of hiding 'cause I kind of can't pay these bills without some kind of income. But I got asked out while doing deliveries. Twice.
What the hell. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:14 pm] |
I forgot what a gorgeous man I am.
I'm thinking after this fades, I might just bring it out of the repertoire every so often. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|10:11 pm] |
The hospital should be ready for all of us doctors to move back in on Monday.
I'm very glad I'm not a man. Thank you. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|07:24 pm] |
It is with great pleasure and only a little melancholy that I announce my return to this board. I've been busy - doing science for a lab. They make me work inflexible, short hours when I specifically stated that I'd be GLaD to work for them full time.
Ah well, such as life.
Anyone feel like going out and having some coffee? |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|05:29 pm] |
This is not part of the test. What have you done to me? |
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