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[May. 23rd, 2009|11:27 am] |
Flying around, doing my thing, it really does expose me to a lot of different climates. It feels weird to cross into snowy country, when I know it is blazing and sunny back in the U.S., and there's no sight of snow there.
But it's kind of fun, seeing the world as a whole, instead of a part. I like this job! |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|09:20 pm] |
I hope everyone comes home safely. I hope Darius comes back to me.
I barely know what to say, I am so worried.
Kon? Are you all right?
I don't know what to do. I feel I should be doing something. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|09:10 am] |
How quaint!
In Rao's name, I have never seen such a very... weird world. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
My business has finally gotten off the ground.
And now I have almost no time.
Dammit. Kon, would you care to join me for a late night snack some night? |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2009|12:07 am] |
Oh Lord, my first meeting with possible investors. I think I've smoked half a pack of cigarillos since I woke up.
Please let this go well. I would rather not be totally useless in this world. |
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[Dec. 16th, 2008|06:27 pm] |
I am in my new home!
It's so very nice to sleep without screams waking you up. All the plants seem very happy that I am here and I am so thankful that Darius helped me clean up in here.
Tomorrow I get to go to the flower shop! Ms. Torres says she'll put me to work in the back room making arrangements until I feel better about meeting with the public.
I'm so excited! |
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[Dec. 5th, 2008|09:46 pm] |
I will be moving next week. I am dreadfully nervous, though they have been teaching me things to cope with living on my own.
Ms. Torres will be checking in on me each day and I am going to go to the flower shop soon, too.
I have been feeling well, and thinking clearly, for the most part. There are hard days sometimes, but if I keep myself calm, I can get through it.
I am looking forward to spending a lot of time in my sunroom, tending my plants, and having friends over to visit. |
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[Nov. 24th, 2008|06:36 pm] |
It looks like I shall be moving quite soon. I am terribly nervous. But it is for the best, and there are those willing to help me.
I'll be living in a very pretty house and there will be someone coming to check on me every day for a few weeks to make sure that I will be all right by myself.
I vary between being terribly excited and terribly nervous. But it mostly is a happy thing. |
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[Nov. 14th, 2008|12:48 pm] |
I want to do something, but I don't know what.
( Jon, Kon ) |
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[Nov. 7th, 2008|03:57 pm] |
Um. Ness is gone. |
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[Nov. 1st, 2008|06:07 pm] |
All hell seems to have broken loose. Well, at least I remember this game from my world.
( Mia Kent )
( Alice ) |
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[Oct. 31st, 2008|09:40 pm] |
Since when are there tornadoes in England, on perfectly clear mornings?
I can't complain though. Most of the ghouls were taken out by it, and I made short work of the rest.
Of course, the vampire was a little harder. I think I may have injured my ankle. The vampire is gone, but I require assistance, since the tornado dropped me off in a rather remote area.
I don't suppose any of my men are able to read this? |
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[Oct. 31st, 2008|07:11 pm] |
Well, then... whoever decided Godzilla should make an appearance? Really needs to be kicked. Hard.
Tokyo is having way too much fun tonight. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2008|06:57 pm] |
My name is Ophelia.
Does anyone know where my brother Laertes is, or where my lord Prince Hamlet of Denmark is?
They have me here, and they won't let me out to find him. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2008|02:46 am] |
Dear Superman and Batman,
Fuck you both.
No love what so ever,
Lisa Cuddy |
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[Sep. 27th, 2008|12:35 am] |
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Ahh, that's better. A month of skeeball and porn really gives a deity a fresh look at things, you know?
So who missed me? And who can I smite? I had some reeeeeally long naps for awhile there. |
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[Sep. 19th, 2008|10:39 pm] |
She's gone.
My wife is gone and I have to accept it. This universe... really sucks some days. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|04:11 pm] |
Clark's gone.
And the NY Times building... all those people.
Bad day.
( Mom ) |
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[Jul. 11th, 2008|04:42 pm] |
Going back to school is fun. Studying for school and doing homework? That is just evil. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|03:09 am] |
( Kon. ) |
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[Jun. 15th, 2008|08:26 pm] |
Married, happy, getting to know people... I don't think has ever been better for me. And I owe it all to two people.
Mia Kent, my cousin, who made my first days here welcome and safe, and who taught me about family.
And my wife, Alice Kent. She rocked my world, and then made it steady.
To them, and to everyone else who has helped me here, I just want to say thanks. I could not be having this much fun without you. |
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[May. 30th, 2008|11:24 pm] |
My wife is amazing. Kind, warm, loving, and the most incredible person I know. I am the luckiest man, ever.
That is all. |
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[May. 30th, 2008|11:18 pm] |
So, I'm thinking that I might throw a party for all the new arrivals. Friends are good things to have, and there's more than a few people still wandering around. Maybe this coming Friday? Let me know if you guys are interested. It'd just be a nice way to meet people, I think.
Or if you object, Husband Mine. Don't want to do anything you don't want!
Ideas? Comments? Musings? |
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[May. 10th, 2008|01:11 am] |
I'm all registered for school, and my textbooks look really interesting. I'm starting in early June - figured I'd go to summer school and get a head start.
Kon, darling, this calls for celebration. I'm going to order in, any preferences? |
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[Apr. 25th, 2008|12:22 am] |
I think I might end up retiring from the skin business altogether and go back to school. The person I replaced had a business degree, but I want to get one in social work.
Kon, baby, that sound all right? |
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[Mar. 28th, 2008|11:35 pm] |
Kon? Want to come with me to work? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|10:16 pm] |
Taxes are crazy. Thank God that is over.
So, on more pleasant news, I did something wonderfully insane, and insanely wonderful. I got married. It is terrifying and wonderful, and I am happy and I would not take it back for anything.
I love it. I love her. I love Alice Kent. I could say it all day. I just might. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|09:21 pm] |
I think Kon and I went crazy, but eeeee! I'm an honest woman now! Ring and everything!
Being married is... weird. Lovely, but weird. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:43 pm] |
I am back to me!
Yessssss! |
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| ENDING TO GENDER SWITCH PLOT!!! IMPORTANT!! |
[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:57 am] |
In conjunction with the press conference I'm about to go live with, I Cole Turner, as head attorney for PepsiCo, am issuing this post to address some of the concerns the world at large is having, as well as confirm and/or deny some of the rumors and speculation that's been spreading about.
The problems you have been encountering in regards to suddenly and without warning changing into the opposite gender is in fact due to tainted beverages produced by PepsiCo worldwide. Over the course of a three day period, the notorious mad scientist Niles P. Camden managed to infiltrate several of the bottling plants in several different countries and corrupted the water supply to the machines that produce all the different beverages with a serum that caused genders to switch within five minutes of consuming it. The effects only lasted most people 24 hours, but continued consumption of the tainted beverage caused longer experiences.
There is no reason to be alarmed. This serum is not dangerous to be consumed, and there are no long lasting effects of it. All beverages worldwide as of now are being recalled, and as long as you don't continue to drink the tainted supply, you will not turn back into the opposite sex. You won't, as has been suggested, stay the wrong gender, no matter how much you drink. Once you stop, you turn back after 24 hours. It doesn't, as has been rumored, affect pregnant women, for some reason. I'm not a scientist, so I can't speculate as to why it doesn't work, but I suspect that it's due to the different hormones women encounter in pregnancy.
Pepsi is issuing a worldwide apology for any embarrassment or confusion the affected persons may have suffered. As a token of their apology, they are offering $10,000 to anyone affected by this crime. Also, please return all products to the stores you bought them from and you will be reimbursed. There is just a small amount of paperwork we're asking you to fill out and sign.
PepsiCo hopes that you will not let this tragedy keep you from enjoying their products in the future. They have developed new security measures that are being put in place as we speak to keep anything like this from ever happening again. Pepsi has been and continues to hopefully be the top rated cola. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:14 am] |
Oh My God...
I'm a guy again...
Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!! |
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[Feb. 29th, 2008|10:30 am] |
I fear this place has gone to the dogs.
I'm back, did anyone miss me?
I had.. things .. to take care of. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|10:38 am] |
I am one step closer to buying drinks legally. I am excited.
Quick, everyone wish me a happy belated birthday. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2008|12:18 pm] |
All right, I've got some decisions to make.
I can either build a whole new hospital in the same location, in a new location, or I can take over a new hospital that's already there.
I'm not going to decide until I've got some feedback from those of you who work in my hospital, and people who have gone there before.
Any opinions? The pluses of getting a new hospital is that basically we can get everything new and designed just like everyone wants. But it will cost more money of course. The pluses of taking over another hospital is going back to work much sooner then building a new one.
There's cons of both of course, like taking a bunch of time to make a new hospital.
( Any of the people who offered to help the hospital ) |
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