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Dr. Greg House ([info]snarkyhousecall) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-26 17:55:00

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Entry tags:alexandra cabot, amber volakis, eve, glados, god, greg house, james wilson, jasper badun, lisa cuddy, lucifer, rebecca house, shane mccutcheon, slevin kelevra, tara house, thirteen

This is what happens when you download too much porn. You end up in another dimension where Cuddy owns her own hospital? This is God laughing at me right? Note to self: Midget porn = another dimension.



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[info]eyesuphere
2008-03-26 10:15 pm UTC (link)
You're back. Oh joy.

God doesn't laugh at you. Well actually, no she might. But mostly she just tries to get into your pants.

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[info]snarkyhousecall
2008-03-26 10:49 pm UTC (link)
I'm back? I've been here before? Damn, I hope I got laid a lot.

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[info]eyesuphere
2008-03-26 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Several times. Lots and lots actually. Some people just account for good taste.

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(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eyesuphere, 2008-03-26 11:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eyesuphere, 2008-03-26 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eyesuphere, 2008-03-26 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-27 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eyesuphere, 2008-03-27 11:36 pm UTC

[info]quirkyhumor
2008-03-26 10:43 pm UTC (link)
I do laugh at you dear. Constantly.

Your life is of endless amusement for me.

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[info]snarkyhousecall
2008-03-26 10:50 pm UTC (link)
But why not laugh with me? It's much more amusing and beneficial to both parties.

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[info]quirkyhumor
2008-03-26 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh sweetie. You never like to laugh at yourself.

And besides. Usually when you and I get together, we aren't laughing.

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(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2008-03-26 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morningbringer, 2008-03-27 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginalchic, 2008-03-27 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]morningbringer, 2008-03-27 03:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2008-03-27 03:31 am UTC

[info]youngesthouse
2008-03-26 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Gampaw~!?

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[info]snarkyhousecall
2008-03-26 11:02 pm UTC (link)
...the hell? I am so not your grandparent, kid.

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[info]youngesthouse
2008-03-26 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Yeah-huh! Yous my mommy's daddy.

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(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]youngesthouse, 2008-03-26 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]youngesthouse, 2008-03-26 11:26 pm UTC
Beccaboo - [info]quirkyhumor, 2008-03-26 11:32 pm UTC
Aunt G - [info]youngesthouse, 2008-03-26 11:34 pm UTC
Beccaboo - [info]quirkyhumor, 2008-03-27 03:28 am UTC
Aunt G - [info]youngesthouse, 2008-03-27 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hatespuppies, 2008-03-26 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]youngesthouse, 2008-03-26 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hatespuppies, 2008-03-27 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]youngesthouse, 2008-03-27 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hatespuppies, 2008-03-27 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]youngesthouse, 2008-03-27 12:09 am UTC

[info]jimmyboy_wilson
2008-03-26 10:57 pm UTC (link)
And here I thought this universe had finally had it with you.

Welcome back to the crazy.

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[info]snarkyhousecall
2008-03-26 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, no shit. Look at this place. Already it's both a nightmare and a dream.

Still fucking Cutthroat Bitch? Or did you finally get tired of that?

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[info]jimmyboy_wilson
2008-03-26 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Where I'm from? I wasn't ever fucking 'Cutthroat Bitch'. I didn't even...know her, actually.

I've been here a while.

You need a drink? It's the least I can do.

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(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jimmyboy_wilson, 2008-03-26 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jimmyboy_wilson, 2008-03-26 11:35 pm UTC

[info]cutthroatbitch
2008-03-26 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Wrong Wilson. He didn't even know me when I got here.

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(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cutthroatbitch, 2008-03-27 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-27 10:51 pm UTC
Amber - [info]jimmyboy_wilson, 2008-03-26 11:29 pm UTC
Wilson - [info]cutthroatbitch, 2008-03-27 03:39 am UTC
Amber - [info]jimmyboy_wilson, 2008-03-27 03:46 am UTC

[info]notunlucky
2008-03-26 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Hello Boss.

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[info]snarkyhousecall
2008-03-26 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Well. This place just got hotter.

You haven't killed anyone while you've been here, have you?

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[info]notunlucky
2008-03-26 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Just my fiancee. But luckily we've got a cure for that now.

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(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notunlucky, 2008-03-26 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notunlucky, 2008-03-26 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkyhousecall, 2008-03-26 11:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notunlucky, 2008-03-26 11:52 pm UTC

[info]svu_ada
2008-03-27 12:44 am UTC (link)
Oh hell. Not another one.

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[info]snarkyhousecall
2008-03-27 10:52 pm UTC (link)
How many of me are floating around? They're all fake. Nothing can compare to the original H man.

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[info]svu_ada
2008-03-27 11:43 pm UTC (link)
My 'original H man' lives at the end of the universe and I'll probably never see him again. The other two don't live here anymore, probably won't ever see them again either. I think three's all I've met. Four, counting you.

Is there some Gregory House revolving door somewhere? This is getting ridiculous.

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[info]i_do_hair
2008-03-27 02:55 am UTC (link)
[Link] Just in case anyone hasn't shown it to you.

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[info]snarkyhousecall
2008-03-27 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Informative, too bad it's not porn. There should be some porn embedded in there somewhere. Makes the site more attractive.

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[info]wrong_guy
2008-03-27 05:15 am UTC (link)
... you're House, right? Lisa's told me a lot about you.

Maybe I should buy her a taser.

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[info]snarkyhousecall
2008-03-27 10:50 pm UTC (link)
That's me, especially if you think you should buy a taser. It will only make our love grow stronger if she zaps me.

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(no subject) - [info]wrong_guy, 2008-03-28 01:43 am UTC

[info]youwereadopted
2008-03-27 05:25 am UTC (link)
Oh! You must be the Dr. House everyone's been whispering about.

You've got quite a reputation. It's almost as if you'd killed all those people, not saved them.

And here, I thought a good attitude didn't account for much in the medical field. Just as long as you could do your job.

Hi! I'm Gladys, I'm a blood tech in your wing. I'm new here.

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[info]snarkyhousecall
2008-03-27 10:58 pm UTC (link)
They're actually whispering? Things are definitely different. Normally they are just being bitchy to my face.

Oh God, do you hug puppies and cry with people when they die like Wilson and Cameron?

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(no subject) - [info]youwereadopted, 2008-03-28 02:56 am UTC


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