Aw Snap Network

Okay, this is going to sound a little odd, but has anyone seen me?

Not me-me, other me? Big-chin me? I think I've disappeared again.

why do they go on and I'm still here?

Also, what would anyone think of puttin' a trainin' simulator in the TARDIS? I've got plenty of room and after Las Vegas it might not be a bad idea to be prepared- usually not a fan of violence, but with the talents we 'ave here, might be put to good use, eh?

Swords should be more acceptable accessories. Or they should all collapsible.


Private to Klaus

Did you survive? Would you like to go with me through the doors to find more clothing? I feel I owe you.

Private to Nyx

We did not meet up. Big brain creatures got in the way. Apologies. You missed my dress.

Private to Ben

Thank you. I should show you my blade sometime.

We're not married. We were never married. I don't want to hear it brought up again. Ever.

Sorry about the flamingos.

Also, frozen alcohol is evil.

On that note, Pancho's now has a strawberry daiquiris machine.

Las Vegas was...interesting. I'm starting to question why everything seems to happen on this Earth, though. It seems to be a planet with a lot of enemies, no matter what universe we step into.

So how was everyone's week??

Because mine was GREAT thanks for asking

So.... we're all still alive right? Like between Las Vegas and aliens and this heat nobody has died as far as we know?

Cause I've been thinking. This whole weather thing is no good - but we're probably going to have to deal with something like this again at some point, it can't be beautiful weather all the time, right? And like winter is a thing and it's coming.

What I'm trying to say is I think we're gonna need to work on some sort of heating cooling system for our houses. It's time to start thinking more long term at this point.

Has anyone found two pairs of socks in oddly different locations? I may have accidentally created a teleporting machine when trying to rebuild an old microwave I found. It can't teleport humans, but when the socks vanished a wonderfully crispy muffins appeared. Already buttered I might add. Quite delicious. But anyway, attempted to fire off two pairs of socks, they vanished, muffin comes out, socks never return, machine is dead.

In just a few days here some of us will have been in this place (alright, alright. Starklandia) for six months. That's -- it's a wild thought. To think that we've all been without proper Chinese take out for this long. Or a million other creature comforts. But mostly take out.

By all rights, we should be proud of ourselves though, we've built a lot in the time we've been here, made it something better than some dusty empty buildings in a town with no running water or electricity.

Rest assured, we're still working on a way to figure this place out, how to get off the ride (if that's something you want) and all the rest. But. If there's anything that's within my power to help you with that you'd like to see, now's the time to offer suggestions or make some asks.

Thanks,
T. Stark


PS: I'm not naming names or pointing fingers but there's only 5 webslingers around these parts and at least one of them is painting dicks around town. I'm not saying it's not hilarious, but you're making Captain America make a face. So. You know. You're on notice.

So all you people who have rooms just 'appearing' in your homes... did anyone manage to spawn an entire game room with stuff like Overwatch, Apex, Minecraft appear right? With access to the internet?

Basically I'm saying I'm going through internet withdrawals. I need games and memes.

That was insane, man. Sorry I haven't been in for work, Clint. I think I slept for two days.

Good news? I don't think I have a hangover!

Private to Spider-Gwen

I didn't make an ass of myself, did I?

Private to Peter B. and Claire

Why didn't you guys wake me up?!

For the record, I am not responsible for my actions on Sunday. It's Sirius' fault. And maybe Little Tony.

Private to Lil' Tony

Speaking of, we should talk about that new sound system.

Say Pancho's had the ability to expand its menu - what kind of things would you like to see made available? Let a guy know. Otherwise it's just gonna be corndogs for Gwen.

This is Valkyrie.

Looking for someone.

Thank you.

Doctor Thirteen - found your tardes. Tardis? Tarsus? Tortoise? Blue box. Or a blue box.

I got corndogs. Oh mylanta so many corndogs.

( [Private Message to Tony Stark] )

I haven't been through the doors yet. I really need to go through them. Who is coming with me?

White Wolf? Peter? Someone I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet which we need to fix?

I don't know what this sudden influx of things from home is all about but I got something today that could be potentially useful to all of us.

I got my suit. For those of you who don't know how it works, I put it on and I can shrink down to the size of an ant. What's even better is that there are discs that come with it that enable me to shink objects to a smaller, protable size. For example, I could go through the doors, put the suit on and then bring back larger stuff like a pool table. I'd need help of course but I'm going to try it out later and see if it's still working the way it's supposed to. I'm doing it at home though because I don't want anyone accidently stepping on me because that would defeat the purpose.

I'm never going to be sick again. Never ever. That was the worst.

Oh god, does anyone have any tums? Any pepto? Any mints? Something? I think I'm dying.

Okay, so like, is this a new version of Hell or something? Just when I thought they'd already figured out every possible way to fuck me over.

At least I have a cell phone.