Has anyone found two pairs of socks in oddly different locations? I may have accidentally created a teleporting machine when trying to rebuild an old microwave I found. It can't teleport humans, but when the socks vanished a wonderfully crispy muffins appeared. Already buttered I might add. Quite delicious. But anyway, attempted to fire off two pairs of socks, they vanished, muffin comes out, socks never return, machine is dead.