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Has anyone found two pairs of socks in oddly different locations? I may have accidentally created a teleporting machine when trying to rebuild an old microwave I found. It can't teleport humans, but when the socks vanished a wonderfully crispy muffins appeared. Already buttered I might add. Quite delicious. But anyway, attempted to fire off two pairs of socks, they vanished, muffin comes out, socks never return, machine is dead.

Okay, so like, is this a new version of Hell or something? Just when I thought they'd already figured out every possible way to fuck me over.

At least I have a cell phone.

Wonderful news! My TARDIS came back!

Not as wonderful news, I need to ask everyone to keep their distance from the large blue police box near Mayor Stark's science station for the time being.

Private to the Older Tony and Eleven

I might need a bit of an assist when you both have a moment.

Hello everyone! I'm The Doctor! Pleasure to meet you. I'm not entirely sure if I've been kidnapped, or just fallen into a time vortex or through a dimensional wall, or even a computer simulation. You'd be surprised how often those things can happen, and how very similar they can be in experiences.

Anyway, if I'm not kidnapped could I possibly trouble anyone for some information on my ship? She's blue and looks like a police telephone box on the front. She's really rather precious to me, and she can get rather angry if I leave her for too long.

Lovely place you've got here, so if I HAVE been kidnapped, thank you for that bit, but do know that you're dealing with The Oncoming Storm, and I will stop you!

This also doesn't really smell right, or taste right--where is this? Feels rather odd this place. The ground's a bit... bouncier than most.