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Wonderful news! My TARDIS came back!

Not as wonderful news, I need to ask everyone to keep their distance from the large blue police box near Mayor Stark's science station for the time being.

Private to the Older Tony and Eleven

I might need a bit of an assist when you both have a moment.

Does anyone happen to have any golden beets?

Private to Bucky

Can we borrow your goat?

Private to Remus

How are you feeling?

Alright everyone. Hi. I'd like to apologize for my relative 'net silence this last few days. I've been seeing a lot of you individually, yeah, but that's not very good in terms of having a united front about things. So. Sorry. The Doctor and myself have been gathering information and are working toward a solution to this sickness going around. Hang tight, huh?

So. Check in? Everyone still alive? Great.

I noticed a few new people. Sorry your entrance was basically the set up of a B horror movie. I'd say that wasn't normal but for the fact that, you know, we're here at all.


Private to Remus J. Lupin

Let me help you make a plan.

Good news: Pancho's is back up and running!

Bad news: There are still a few holes to be mended. And we're down in supplies.

Has anyone checked the doors recently? Are they still down for the count?

Well this wasn't on my schedule for the day.

And here I thought I had seen everything. This wasn't my intended destination. Anyone care to explain?

So did everyone forget to wash their hands or something? This all seems to be the opposite of good.

I had like, a sniffle? I sneezed a little. I think I'm okay now.

I sneezed and Force pushed a lamp across the room.

What is this illness, and how do I get rid of it.

My head is pounding.

Uhm. So - Seems to me like there's a lot of people who aren't feeling great lately? Anyone need anything? Help? Soup? i'm pretty great at making soup?

maybe comment in even if you don't need anything just so we know you're not like...dead or something

Ugh, my throat feels like sandpaper. I need a lozenge.

So have you ever been just hanging out, clinging to the side of a building while reading a book, when suddenly you feel a sniffle, you cough, and you suddenly slip from said building to crash straight into a sharp bush?

Because that just happened to me.

I haven't felt this sick or weak since that time MJ made beef stroganoff with that weird mystery meat we had in the fridge. Listen, we were poor at the time, you took chances.

Going through the doors to restock Does anyone need anything? Or does anyone just want to come with for kicks?

P.S. Pikachu's been put in charge of the bar while I'm gone. Mostly to keep anyone from raining the stocks any further (seriously, whoever stole that Asgardian mead is going to pay. I have my suspicions).

Dude, does anyone else have a sore throat? Woke up coughing like crazy. Last time I felt like this was 7th grade when I had to get my tonsils out.

Private to Clint

Hope it's okay, not coming in today. Figure it's probably better if I don't pass this around.

Private to Peter B. Parker

Weird question, but have you gotten sick since the spider bite?? Just checking.

Hey, everyone,

New month, new Starklandia project. Tony Sr.'s been doing an admirable job getting the medical center stocked over time, but as we all know: emergencies and injuries are never things you plan, and it's always better to know as much as you can before one starts kicking.

To that end: it'd be useful to have a medical history on file for everyone.

I understand that for some of us, these feel like very private things, so if you're only comfortable giving bare bones, that's completely fine. They of course won't be widely circulated; this is for everyone's personal protection. I'll keep them on file and if we ever establish a medical staff, share it there.

I'd suggest starting with blood type, any known allergens, any medication you have been on or would need to avoid, major illnesses, and prior surgical history for those of you with basic human biology. For those with alternate considerations, whatever you know your most urgent needs would be in an emergency where you didn't have the ability to communicate them, please start there.

If anyone has questions or wants help writing things up, I'm in the library all day.

As ever - thanks for the time.

So... hypothetically speaking... if I was to open a deli to make sandwiches like, three hours a day or so? Would people be interested in that sort of thing?

Has anyone seen a bobble-head walkin' around? No reason. Askin' for a friend.

Well, askin' for me. Don't be alarmed about it unless it starts tickin'. Just let me know. Like, right away.

Right away.

Private to Tony Stark the Elder and Strange

I have an idea!

Okay, we need to find some new dvds. I've been through the entire collection about a half dozen times now, and if I have to watch Titanic, Cool Runnings, Forrest Gump, or the 3rd season of Friends again I think I'll go absolutely insane.

Are there any other movies, tv shows, or games out there that people are willing to share?

Uh...

Yeah. Okay.

So. Hi.

And here I'd hoped thought a good nap might sort all this out. Should have known better.

What are we supposed to do to stay busy around here?

[ooc: it is absolutely IC to say he's been napping or otherwise indisposed as long as I've been busy. Sorry for that- I should be back now!]

I need a job. Most anything will do, so long as it's either fun or feels productive.

My credentials are that I am brilliant at all things.

So? Whose got something for me, then?