Hannibal's Hotel and Restaurant

Who: Churuya
When: after episode 11 of Nyoro-n Churuya-san
Where: walking home from school with Kyon
What: oh, Churuya-san, 'smoked cheese' is not the answer to everything
Rating/Status: G (Churuya-san is pretty squeaky clean); Thread complete

Churuya was walking home with Kyon after a long day of taking make-up tests, talking offhandedly about how hard they all were. She didn't know a lot of the answers, so she ended up guessing and filling in blanks with 'smoked cheese' and 'nyoro~n'. To be fair, no college in Japan would take her in as a student anyway.

Kyon was in the middle of blankly telling her how she should do better on her tests or there will be no more smoked cheese, when Churuya noticed a sign tied to a piece of string hanging out of a nearby bush. The sign read Free smoked cheese here! -- how could she resist? Kyon waved her off, saying he'd just walk home with Yuki and Mikuru instead. Stomach grumbling happily in anticipation, Churuya followed the string past the bushes and to the mouth of a huge cage. 'Just like her game!' she though. Churuya just hoped there was an actual adventure in this one, along with cheese, of course. She bounced into the cave ---

--- only to find herself stepping into the ornate lobby of a hotel. Churuya looked around, completely dumbfounded. What? How? What?

A confused "Nyoro~n?" echoed through the room as she stood dumbly in the middle of the lobby, waiting for someone to explain to her what was going on.