Gooseberry High

( JUNIOR MONTHLY BONDING ACTIVITY )

Did anyone else have any luck with the whole tree burning thing? My results weren't exactly [...] favorable.

My tephramancing was [....] inconclusive?
Not that many things are very conclusive, in divination.

[Cecil]
Hey --
You don't have to answer if you don't want to, but did you [...] see something?
I thought you looked worried.

Somehow I'm passing my classes. Somehow Thanks everyone that helped, really thank you. Parents just sent me a new Barcus Berry so I can play in the cabin without being hated. I'll be in the fucking music room forever. Bye.

[Warded to Chris]

Hey Bash Bro, if hockey's so cathartic, prove it. I need some catharsis. I'm done as fuck with bonding.

[Following this.]

[Warded to Quinn]

So, you've already seen, but I will be on the sidelines again this year. I was optimistic, but Mufferaw was not.

[Warded to Leo]

I know that Quidditch is keeping you very busy right now, but after Sunday maybe we should do something together.

Bootcamp is officially starting Tuesday, to give the quidditch teams playing this Sunday a day to heal their bruises.

Bootcamp will be Tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays. Attendance is optional. If you wanna learn how to skate without being watched, me or Quinn can teach you outside of boot camp. We can teach you anything outside of bootcamp but half of you suck, so don't be babies about it.

[warded to Levi]

You should sign up for hockey this year.

[warded to Cricket]

You should sign up for hockey this year

[warded to Robin]

Don't be a loser, sign up for hockey

[warded to Jesse McBride]

Your ass better be at bootcamp, McBride.

[warded to Rafael]

I know you're not playing this year, I saw your sign up fail and that sucks, but you wanna still come to boot camp?

I mean, Fiori's going.

[warded to Cecil]

Hey you should play

Do you know how to play

Hockey's starting soo

You should sign up for hockey this year.

I feel very bonded.

And very secure in my future back-up career in a bomb disposal unit.

[Warded to Kurt]

That was surprisingly enjoyable. Thank you.