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3:39 PM
Yes I forgot to write here about the Wingbeat Halloween stuff. If you've missed the posters up everywhere someone didn't plaster them as well as I thought, or you've not been to any major Wizarding area in the last two weeks plus.
In other thoughts:
Costumes that are easy when one of your legs is fake: Pirate
Jokes that get really boring when you're not in costume but people can see your fake leg: Pirate
My costume this Halloween: Pirate
Hardest part is exaggerating my limp any more. I know I have a small one, but I'm usually working to keep it minimal. It's fucking weird to work the other way.
Also I really cannot be fucked to deal with any more dirty pirate-themed jokes thrown in my direction. You have been warned. In the interests of looking professional I will simply not respond instead of swearing or whatever else my instinct is.
In other thoughts:
Costumes that are easy when one of your legs is fake: Pirate
Jokes that get really boring when you're not in costume but people can see your fake leg: Pirate
My costume this Halloween: Pirate
Hardest part is exaggerating my limp any more. I know I have a small one, but I'm usually working to keep it minimal. It's fucking weird to work the other way.
Also I really cannot be fucked to deal with any more dirty pirate-themed jokes thrown in my direction. You have been warned. In the interests of looking professional I will simply not respond instead of swearing or whatever else my instinct is.