Finnigan's RPG

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Why? WHY did they do that. Don't get me wrong Bourne is a fucking genius of a choreographer but I was expecting the traditional Swan Lake and I get men in feathery breeches. Do I appreciate the queer love suggestion? Yes, yes I do. Do I appreciate the severe lack of girls in tutus doing amazing pointe work. YES I FUCKING DO. I learned the kiddie version of the traditional swans dance for a show when I was tiny. I just didn't expect that shit. If I'd wanted dudes with feathery legs I'd have asked to see examples of fuckups by people learning human transfiguration.

At least I resisted the urge to go find out what JoJo's in a the moment. Stalking my ex via performances can only lead to bad things.

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Are sex toys a legitimate Christmas gift to yourself?

I am in drastic need of assistance. Christmas is less than a week away and I haven't even begun to think about what I ought to get for people. Pansy, Millicent, Pandora I need one of you ladies to come to my rescue.

Genie
Please forgive me for not contacting you sooner. Unfortunately my job whisked me away for a bit longer than expected. However, I would like the chance to take you for that steak sometime between now and Christmas if your schedule will allow.