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carol danvers | captain marvel ([info]endingwars) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2019-08-17 21:25:00

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Entry tags:- text, carol danvers, nick fury, talos

[Text to Nick Fury]

- Hey so.
- As the kids say.
- WTF.


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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 01:35 am UTC (link)
>> No fair, you'll figure it out in three minutes


>> You may have to be more specific

>> Why the fuck, when the fuck, who the fuck?

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-18 01:41 am UTC (link)
- I do?
- Because you should definitely know what I'm talking about.
- Unless you're playing coy.
- And you usually don't do that.
- So I ask one more time.
- WTF.

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 01:47 am UTC (link)
>> See, now I think you'd ask using actual words


>> But oh, I get it
>> It's about the Earthling guy

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-18 02:01 am UTC (link)
- I am using words.
- Acronyms.
- The guy?

- You have two seconds to tell me why you have Fury's phone before I track you down and make you tell me.

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 02:15 am UTC (link)
>> WTF is not a word


>> And who do you think you're talking to, young lady?

>> Fiiiiiine
>> This is my phone
>> Until Fury finishes his Quiches Around the Globe tour or what the fuck ever

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-18 02:22 am UTC (link)
- You know you can't just say it's my phone
- And not tell me who the hell I'm talking to.
- It's a phone.
- Why do you have Fury's phone?
- What the fuck is going on?

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 02:29 am UTC (link)
>> I think I'd rather make you use your powers of deduction
>> Your interrogation skills are a fist to the dick
>> Learn some finesse

>> But I gotta say
>> Fury was thinking the exact same thing about the guy
>> That he needed to nut up and ask you out
>> Glad he finally did

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-18 02:33 am UTC (link)
- Talos?!

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 02:34 am UTC (link)
>> There you go

>> Don't worry, Fury's not tied up in my closet
>> He wanted a vacation so I just am doing his job for a little

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-18 02:48 am UTC (link)
- How long have you been here?
- How come you didn't tell me you were here?
- Why didn't he tell me?
- Give me one good reason why I shouldn't be pissed right now.

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 02:52 am UTC (link)
>> Because you love us
>> Our hearts are intertwined

>> Look, I'll make it up to you
>> And explain everything
>> When you get done with your date, I'll put on my Terran face and take you out for IHOP on Sunday
>> Unless you planned to make it an all nighter
>> In which case I can't guarantee I won't embarrass him further

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-18 03:22 am UTC (link)
- Uh huh.
- That's not convincing.

- Explain how you're harassing Sam?
- And forcing him to ask me out on a date??
- I don't believe you won't embarrass him any more.

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 12:07 pm UTC (link)
>> Well, it's true
>> But oh come on
>> Fury hasn't had a vacation in a hundred years, give him a break
>> The flood thing stopped and he just wanted to go
>> We both knew you'd figure out it was me quick
>> He's surrounded by dumbasses otherwise who don't have a clue


>> It's not harassing
>> It's making sure he's good enough for our little girl Carol

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-18 07:45 pm UTC (link)
- I'm not saying he shouldn't have a break.
- But getting you to 'replace' him?
- This is going to be nothing but trouble.
- Of course I was going to figure it out.
- You sound nothing like him.
- In text anyway.

- Oh my god.

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 07:49 pm UTC (link)
>> It's been fine so far
>> Except I may have committed him to making a wedding cake....
>> Anyway, keep it quiet
>> He's not due back for a bit yet
>> And it isn't like I was trying hard with you


>> You saved my people, what was left of my planet
>> You think I'm going to just let you hop on any below-average dick?
>> We gotta vet them first
>> Make sure they're worthy

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-18 08:23 pm UTC (link)
- A wedding cake?
- Oh lord.
- Uh huh. Let's blame it on you not trying.

- Hey hey.
- Sam is not that. He's a really good guy.
- And honestly it's my decision, not you or Fury's.
- So. Deal with it.
- And stop butting in.

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 08:26 pm UTC (link)
>> Hey, I did it in that other 'verse and it went great
>> Now do I get to see you or not?
>> It's been far too long


>> Yeah, yeah
>> I guess I won't butt in anymore but I'm still gonna look out for you
>> I do the same thing with my own daughter
>> I didn't bust a nut to make you but I still look at you the same way, as if I did

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-18 09:01 pm UTC (link)
- It did?
- I mean you didn't even tell me you were here.
- So you tell me if you want to see me.

- Your daughter is a lot younger than me, you know.
- I'm a lot older than the last time you saw me.

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-18 09:08 pm UTC (link)
>> Everything happened quick
>> Of course I want to see you
>> I've missed you


>> Don't care
>> You're my not daughter
>> You deal with it

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-19 01:39 am UTC (link)
- Yeah I know
- But still.
- I don't know that I buy that either.

- You know this means payback, right?

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-19 10:36 am UTC (link)
>> Oh, for
>> Maria was right
>> You are a HUGE pain in the ass

>> You'd pay me back for looking out for you?
>> Carol
>> That's awful
>> I only have your happiness in mind

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-19 10:38 pm UTC (link)
- Yes, I'd pay you back.
- Because you two should mind your business.
- Just wait.
- Always wait.
- It's coming.

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[info]shapeshifted
2019-08-19 10:40 pm UTC (link)
>> Minding our business won't happen but bring it on, blondie
>> Now can we get pancakes or what??

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[info]endingwars
2019-08-20 12:36 am UTC (link)
- Oh I will.
- Yeah let's get pancakes.

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