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[Aug. 3rd, 2010|07:28 am] |
There's severe penalties for abduction of FBI agents. Normally I'd be upset, but who would kidnap me and my son, much less put us in a really nice apartment?
In London? |
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[Jul. 26th, 2010|09:33 pm] |
Reid? Natalie? Just been a while since I heard from you guys, and I worry. Too much crazy here for one world, so when it blows up, I'm going to worry about you guys.
... anyone sane can feel free to reply to this. Sanity is good, and shiny, and a lot less likely to stab you in the face or eat your entrails or god sometimes my job is terrible. |
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| Fête du Canada |
[Jul. 1st, 2010|01:03 pm] |
I would like to wish my fellow Canadians a Happy Canada Day. Please ensure that you take all appropriate precautions regarding the use of fireworks during your celebrations. |
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[Jun. 7th, 2010|11:33 pm] |
I want a drink so damn bad right now, and it would be so easy.
But you know what? I'm not going to give in. I'm going to over dose on coffee, but I'm not going to touch the booze.
A drunk driver hit my son, on my wedding night. There's been enough booze in our lives.
Today, have been sober 145 days. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|07:29 pm] |
Ladies and gentlemen, SHE SAID YES. I asked, and she said yes.
We're getting married. In Vegas.
Sam is going to be my best man. Family (that means you, team) and close friends are invited to join us at [chapel].
Hardison, Parker. Think you can steal us a banquet hall? With food. |
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[May. 6th, 2010|07:29 am] |
I go away on a bit of business, and all hell breaks loose. I'm not surprised... you always seem to fall apart without me.
For the record? Whatever you've heard in the news, they're exaggerating. They weren't even close to catching the culprit. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|11:00 pm] |
Can't a guy have a beer without a tornado sucking him into a different world? |
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[Mar. 1st, 2010|08:36 pm] |
Now that the Winter Olympics are over, I feel that the average person is ill represented in sporting events. Many people enjoy sport, but get no chance to compete.
I propose a change.
I am going to organize a Winter Festival, filled with events that the everyday person is likely familiar with. Thus far, I have Snowball Fighting, Snow Figure Making, Ice Sliding, and Snow Shoveling. I'd like to have ten, so does anyone else have any other ideas? |
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[Feb. 28th, 2010|01:08 pm] |
Just caught ten minutes of that CSA show - is that really what people think it's like? I mean, I understand having to speed things up for TV purposes, but even so. Let's just ignore how creeped out I am by the similarities to people I know, myself included.
In better news, I think I'm getting used to this place. I mean, the people I work with now aren't the people I knew, but they've all been pretty welcoming and I'll never get tired of living in a world without Ecklie. So all things considered...I wouldn't exactly say I'm happy here just yet, but I think I'm getting there. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2010|10:21 pm] |
Oh you've got to be kidding me. Not again.
I am so tired of time travel.
Where the hell am I this time? |
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[Jan. 11th, 2010|10:04 pm] |
Ah. Not terribly complex to reassemble, these... blackberries- is there a reason it's named after a fruit?
Anyhow- in the hopes of further correspondence. Missus Winchester? I do have a few questions, regarding these beneficiaries you suggested I contact? When I told them of my identity, they threatened to call the authorities. When I informed them I could rather find my own way to the yard, the signal was dropped. We hadn't even reached the matter of these stories.
These cards, in my billfold. They are my money, now? Whatever happened to the paper-and-metal variety? Or was that lost to this 'future' as well? I am certain I will have to find a way to pay for my rooms, eventually.
I may also be in the market to procure another wardrobe; have you any idea where to find a tailor, in this place? All of this pre-hung clothing- and so... I'm not even sure. I simply need a new suit. |
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[Nov. 24th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
Dresden! What did you do? |
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[Nov. 19th, 2009|07:13 pm] |
I'm not sure where I am, but I'm pretty sure it's not Ferelden.
Does anyone know how to get back to Denerim from here? I don't think the Darkspawn will just wait for me to return from my vacationing in Wherever-This-Place-Is before going back to destroying everything I know and love.
I'm not even sure how I ended up here to begin with. |
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[Nov. 14th, 2009|12:50 am] |
Jamie?
What .. has anyone seen a very redheaded Scotsman anywhere? I think I've lost him in that storm thing, whatever it was. I thought that only happened in the Wizard of Oz. He'd probably be very lost and confused. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|05:17 pm] |
Does anyone speak French? |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|10:25 am] |
Peoples of the multiverse, due to a discussion I had earlier, I'm curious to find out if something I've always thought was true, is, in fact, truth.
Wherever you're from, are the women from the southern reaches purportedly more ferocious than their northerly sisters? |
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| Jour de l'Action de grâce |
[Oct. 12th, 2009|10:00 am] |
Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Canadians. I hope you are all looking back on a wonderful year so far. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2009|03:59 am] |
Happy birthday to the woman who has done me more than the honor of becoming my wife and the mother of our children - she has also made my life complete.
I love you, Hattie. |
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| MARRIAGE: FRASER-THATCHER |
[Aug. 23rd, 2009|02:39 am] |
Benton Fraser and Margaret Thatcher were married in a civil ceremony in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, 22 August 2009. The groom is a Constable of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (Gendarmerie royale du Canada), currently posted at the Consulate General of Canada in Chicago (Consulat général du Canada à Chicago). The bride is currently employed as a security consultant with Knight Industries (UK Branch). |
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[Aug. 16th, 2009|12:10 am] |
So anyone who's been to the library, or is planning a visit, just keep an eye out for the new assistant librarian, her name's Thatcher. Didn't go in intending on a pup, but how could I say no to that face? |
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| Fête du Canada |
[Jul. 1st, 2009|12:40 pm] |
On this day, I would like to wish my fellow Canadians a happy 142nd anniversary of confederation. |
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| Advice solicited |
[Jun. 21st, 2009|04:57 pm] |
Given the highly diverse populace here, I am hopeful that someone will have had a similar experience and thus be both able and willing to answer my question.
How do you cope with a future father-in-law who has been dead for several years but has recently re-appeared in spectral form? I have reason to believe his untimely passing has not diminished the traditional pater familias desire for grandchildren. |
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[May. 29th, 2009|04:27 pm] |
I don't think this is where I'm supposed to be.
[OOC: Angels & Demons spoilers likely in comments] |
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[May. 28th, 2009|10:47 am] |
Three months, kids. Three months sober today.
I really, really, really want a drink. |
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[May. 5th, 2009|08:39 pm] |
May 16th. 3:00P.M. Cypress, Greece.
Aphrodite and my wedding.
You are not invited. You are required to be there. Gifts are also required. Mainly things that I can tear off my woman that night or virgins, whatever.
Those that do not come? Will be used as canon fodder in my next war. |
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| New game, new rules, I see. |
[Apr. 17th, 2009|02:10 am] |
Okay. You got me. I don't know whoever the hell you are, or what the hell is going on. What I do know is the following: I'm not currently in Miami, none of my contact numbers are functional, I have someone else's wallet in my pocket - great touch, by the way - and the best answer anyone is giving me so far involves pointing me here and at some website coded by someone who overdosed their kid on Tootsie rolls and gave them a keyboard.
Carla. If you or your boss has anything to do with this, you can rest assured that I'm about to do everything in my power to make your lives even more of a living hell than you thought it could ever be. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2009|05:11 pm] |
Somethin' isn't quite right.
Sure, the new Casa de Deadpool is great, and I've been a on a few crazy adventures lately, doesn't mean that somethin' isn't missing.
For one, Blind Al isn't around. You wouldn't believe how much shenanigans I could get into with an old blind woman. Like that one time she broke her ankle? Comedy gold. I'll admit watchin' her hop around got old after a few weeks but before that? Heh, amusement for hours.
And then Weaz has managed to avoid being pulled into this insane funland of a universe. And without him around, I'm lackin' people to coerce into entertaining me. Sure, the little fella had his issues, but he kinda kept the tech part of the operation running. That and he was fun to play target practice with.
But fear not! I've came up with the perfect solution. It's time to add a new member into the Deadpool clan. And before you say it, I'm not talkin' children. Who knows how many 'Pool Kids are running around already? Me and NBA players have a lot in common when it comes to that.
I think it's time that ol' Pool got himself a pet. And not just any pet, but one made of awesome. And, uh,....I'm open to suggestion. |
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| An interesting discovery |
[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:44 pm] |
It appears that I have gained the ability to move through time - both backwards and forwards, it seems, though I have not begun to adequately predict my destinations. I have, however, deduced that these occurrences are instigated whenever I achieve the driving speed of 88mph.
I do not believe I can attribute this to random happenstance, though I will admit that I was under the impression that this genetic 'bomb' was intended for human alteration. Then again, there is much about this world that defies my understanding of both science and physics.
Regardless of my ultimate destination, I can, without compromising the security of Knight Industries, disclose that I have recorded an extreme measure of cold, to the point of ice forming across my shell upon arrival in every time period so far. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|01:06 pm] |
So far? I kind of like the future. Still miss the base, the Legion, hope nobody's too worried about me, but I know they probably are.
I kind of own an island here? That's pretty neat, and from what I can tell it's right about where the base is... should be... used to be... hell I don't even know, the coordinates are the same, anyway. I've still got my workshop, looks almost exactly like it does back home, which is nice, and discomforting all at the same time.
I'm almost exactly 70 years in my own future, I know other people are probably displaced in time too, how do you cope? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|02:43 pm] |
Could anyone recommend a good ophthalmologist? My eyes are changing colour. Rather frequently. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2009|10:01 pm] |
Sobriety sucks.
[Locked from Sophie, Hardison, Parker, and Eliot -- But of course, hackable, by Hardison cause Nate isn't good enough to outsmart teh Geek.] A thousand dollars to the first person to get past the guards and bring me a bottle of whiskey.
[Edited by Hardison (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) nanasaiddont, at 10:55 EST]Okay, folks, Mr. Ford's up past his bedtime. Thanks for the concern. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2009|11:38 am] |
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Is it ever possible to adjust to this . . . place? |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2009|12:18 am] |
[Blocked from Hardison, Eliot and Nathan]
BOYS ARE FREAKING RETARDED!
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[Feb. 22nd, 2009|07:44 pm] |
But why are all the ABC stores closed on Sunday?
So, Hardison. How'd that job go? Frick and Frack pull it off, or leave you in a lurch? |
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[Feb. 19th, 2009|12:51 am] |
What's all this shite about someone making a film on me, then? And who's the sod in th-
I don't want to watch this, do I? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2009|09:49 pm] |
Saturday night.
I need a drink.
First round's on me. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2009|10:43 am] |
I miss my wife and son. |
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[Feb. 4th, 2009|01:35 pm] |
This place really is strange, but aside from the random bouts of crazy it really isn't all that different from home. I like it.
Easier to help folk here, for one thing, folk back home seem to resist help like it'll burn them if they get any. Not everyone, of course, but most. Always seemed strange to me, could be it's a pride thing, can understand that well enough.
Weather's been pretty cold these days, [London address] is still open to anybody who needs company or a meal, even a place to sleep, just don't freeze yourself getting here. |
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| Request for dialogue |
[Feb. 2nd, 2009|10:25 am] |
This is Inspector Meg Thatcher of the RCMP. I'm interested in opening a dialogue with any other law enforcement personnel who have unexpectedly found themselves here at great disruption to their careers.
Thank you in advance for your time and assistance. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2009|11:15 am] |
OH MY GOD what a RUSH!!!
I've never been picked up by a tornado before, I mean not totally, I saw a couple twisters in person before but only from about half a mile away and that was when I was storm chasing with my aunt and that wasn't entirely the same as being PICKED UP by one!
I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!!
Wait.
Where am I?
This isn't Wawenakwa. I'm pretty sure this isn't even Canada. |
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