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[Apr. 29th, 2012|03:26 am] |
Oh, man. Me an' Pinkie are fighting aliens with party cannons.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. |
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[Apr. 4th, 2012|01:34 am] |
You know. I don't get why people are complaining that something crazy might happen.
We could do with a little something. Preferably of the chocolate rain variety. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2012|11:07 pm] |
Pinkie~. Got a gift for you~.
Seriously, get this guy off my head before he starts thinking of doing this when I'm Being A Hero™. Don't think teeny alligators are this season's look. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2012|02:17 am] |
BALLS. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2011|12:49 pm] |
This universe is kinda awesome. Screw Headpool's 'verse, this place has ponies. |
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[Nov. 26th, 2011|07:20 pm] |
Jeez. Another one of these alternate worlds? Must have a thing for ol' Deadpool...
...What's with the broad yelling 'FOREVER' at me? |
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[Jul. 16th, 2009|11:17 pm] |
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT BEA ARHTUR!?
Oh god...WHY? WHY!?
She really was a pal and a confidant :( |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|08:17 pm] |
Yeah, yeah, Deadpool's climbing out of the rock he's been hiding under.
...still say I woulda made a bad ass uncle... |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|10:22 pm] |
Gambit, buddy, pal, BFF, the great Gambino..
Howzabout you have a word with yer buddy Deadpool?
Impart some of that crazyily awesome cajun wisdom ya got goin' on in there.
'Cause I gotta say, I'm not so sold on my Axe effect anymore. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|08:24 pm] |
( Domino ) |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|04:58 pm] |
:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O (do you see a smile or a frown? think hard now)
HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO SEE ME AROUND?
Wait no longer! Boys and girls, I'm tired of laying low. It's boring. The food there sucks, let me tell you, nobody can cook. It's mostly runny fried eggs and cantaloupes.
No no no. I need a full meal! So I'm back, and ready for some fun.
Fun. It's today's secret word. If I hear you saying it, maybe I'll run you down on a motorcycle, or feed you to the fishes wearing a fedora, or make your small intestine into delicious jam, or give you only the very best spot on the shelf to put your head after I take it off with a chainsaw. It's all equal these days, all very even. The economy may be in trouble, folks, but I've got no lack of...funding.
So! Who wants some fun? |
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[Apr. 16th, 2009|08:20 pm] |
Well, shoot and damn. I seem to have lost my ability to calm children. That is if the lollipop finger prints all over my shirt is to be believed.
Now I'm just going to have to charm the children the old fashioned way. Bribe them. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2009|05:11 pm] |
Somethin' isn't quite right.
Sure, the new Casa de Deadpool is great, and I've been a on a few crazy adventures lately, doesn't mean that somethin' isn't missing.
For one, Blind Al isn't around. You wouldn't believe how much shenanigans I could get into with an old blind woman. Like that one time she broke her ankle? Comedy gold. I'll admit watchin' her hop around got old after a few weeks but before that? Heh, amusement for hours.
And then Weaz has managed to avoid being pulled into this insane funland of a universe. And without him around, I'm lackin' people to coerce into entertaining me. Sure, the little fella had his issues, but he kinda kept the tech part of the operation running. That and he was fun to play target practice with.
But fear not! I've came up with the perfect solution. It's time to add a new member into the Deadpool clan. And before you say it, I'm not talkin' children. Who knows how many 'Pool Kids are running around already? Me and NBA players have a lot in common when it comes to that.
I think it's time that ol' Pool got himself a pet. And not just any pet, but one made of awesome. And, uh,....I'm open to suggestion. |
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[Apr. 13th, 2009|09:56 am] |
Aw yeah. I just got another commission. Well, technically I got it yesterday, but there was a delay in my celebratory posting.
Caused by the actual making of the thing. It was actually pretty easy. They just wanted a fence where every post looked like a naked woman in a variety of crazy poses.
In a similar vein, I have the most patient, flexible girlfriend ever. |
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|02:55 pm] |
It's April, and yanno what that means?
BASEBALL SEASON!
And guess who has season tickets? This guy.
♫Take me out to the ball game..♫
It's great to have a team as cursed as I am. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2009|10:11 pm] |
Okay, people.
I like ice cream just as much as the next guy. Especially when it comes with the little chocolate fish...y'know the one that I'm talkin' about. Has marshmellows and stuff. I like it the most 'cause I get a sick pleasure knowin' that somewhere out there a 'super hero' who won't be named is crying as I eat the melt-in-your-mouth version of his friends. Serves him right.
My point is the next time I get locked in a freezer I'm not goin t'be happy. DO I LOOK LIKE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!? I don't even have a cool hat or eyes made out of coal! And if I did I'd turn them into freakin' diamonds. Sure, it's fun for the first little bit, and then you start gettin' frost bite in places that should never be that cold. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|06:14 pm] |
And you guys thought I was crazy? Sh'yeah right.
Sure, I have the occasional zany adventure, but I don't do the whole time travel thing. Well, not intentionally, unless Weaz messes up one of the gadget dohickeys. Then I hide all of his food. It's a lot more interesting than it sounds 'cause he tends to freak out without his cheese puffs. It's almost as fun as playing hide and go seek with Blind Al.
Anyways, the point is, using my awesome skills of deductive reason, I have come to the revelation that I am awesome. And I'm my normal loveable self that keeps you comin' back for more. And that's usually when I steal from you. S'long as I'm getting paid to do it. Otherwise you're safe. Unless I'm bored. Then you'll probably get pantsed.
Now back to your feature presentation!
( Domino ) |
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[Dec. 9th, 2008|04:23 pm] |
Y'know, I try to be a good samaritan, right? Little old lady needs help crossing the street. So, in my manly awesomeness, I take it upon myself to set things right. How was I suppose to know that old people don't enjoy playing live action frogger? Yeesh, ya try to add some excitement into a boring life, then they go and smack ya upside the head with a purse. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2008|11:25 am] |
Anyone wanna help their favorite merc with a mouth? My belt transporter thingydoodle kinda tried to kill me yesterday. There was an explosion, some burns that will go unmentioned, and good amount of curses thrown around. The point that I'm tryin' t'make is...Weaz isn't around for me to coerece into doin' stuff anymore. He mighta stole my cheesy puffs but the little guy was good with technology.
So, any takers? C'mon, I know it's everyone's dream to work with ol' Pool. I provide endless hours of entertainment, I shoot things, I cry, I live. What more do ya want? And uh, if you take the job, I'll throw in a free poster of Bea Arthur. That oughta do it. |
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[Oct. 16th, 2008|08:40 am] |
(OOC: This is post the morning after she's 'given' Deadpool the brick wrapped in her contacts and autographed issue of Penthouse.)
You better appreciate that package, Wade. I almost sent you a TV Guide instead.
Anyone doing anything for Halloween? |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2008|06:54 pm] |
You just thought you got rid of me! Much like K-Fed, I'm the rash that keeps coming back.
You heard it here first, ol' Pool is back in action, may the shenanigans reign supreme! |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|10:40 pm] |
Do you often find yourself bored? Lack of friends keeping you down? Then don't miss the event of the year!
For a limited time only we present to you an amazing offer! What do we have up our sleeves you ask? A day with Deadpool! That's right ladies and gentlemen, you could win a day spent with the merc with a mouth.
For only three easy payments of 259.99 you will have a trip to Casa de Deadpool lined up. Then you and Pool will spend a whole day doing whatever he wants!
(Disclaimer: Hot women need only apply.Deadpool is not responsible for any legal bills you may acquire or charges you may face while with him. Rates double for anyone over 50. You are agreeing to buy Deadpool dinner and cover other expenses.) |
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[Jul. 17th, 2008|05:16 pm] |
So, anyone hiring?
'Cause I got t'lookin' around Casa de Deadpool(Shut up, Nate) and I decided that I could use some upgrades.
Strictly freelance kinda work. Me and commitment? We don't get along so well. Long story involving Mexico. I don't wanna talk about Mexico.
So, any takers? C'mon. Problem is, I got this friend that's all Holier-Than-Thou, so, uh, let's keep this at a decent PG-13, like you can see the hottie in a wet t-shirt, but she still has her top on. That kinda PG-13.
♫Who can it beeeee now? Ba-Ra-Da-Daaaa-Rum♫ |
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[Jul. 13th, 2008|02:07 pm] |
Hmm..
Does anybody know of any good self-defense classes or anything? |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|07:14 pm] |
[Blocked from Pepper]
I can't quite shake the feeling of being a failure lately.
If anyone decides this is the time to twist a knife deeper about things I've done in the past, they can fuck right off. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|06:26 pm] |
I want a cookeeeee. |
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[Jul. 10th, 2008|10:42 am] |
Okay, I officially like this universe better than home. |
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[Jul. 9th, 2008|06:34 pm] |
So the apartment feels really empty with Merlin gone. And the animated furniture is really difficult to get used to.
Anyone want to go dancing with me? It's been a while since I've gone out just for fun. |
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[Jul. 6th, 2008|10:46 am] |
Damnit! I said I wasn't going back to any more alternate worlds!
Okay, the first one was cool and all, but c'mon...really?
Weaz, buddy? Maybe yer a hot chick here or somethin'.
...Well, at least my axe effect is still workin'. |
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