Sure, the new Casa de Deadpool is great, and I've been a on a few crazy adventures lately, doesn't mean that somethin' isn't missing.
For one, Blind Al isn't around. You wouldn't believe how much shenanigans I could get into with an old blind woman. Like that one time she broke her ankle? Comedy gold. I'll admit watchin' her hop around got old after a few weeks but before that? Heh, amusement for hours.
And then Weaz has managed to avoid being pulled into this insane funland of a universe. And without him around, I'm lackin' people to coerce into entertaining me. Sure, the little fella had his issues, but he kinda kept the tech part of the operation running. That and he was fun to play target practice with.
But fear not! I've came up with the perfect solution. It's time to add a new member into the Deadpool clan. And before you say it, I'm not talkin' children. Who knows how many 'Pool Kids are running around already? Me and NBA players have a lot in common when it comes to that.
I think it's time that ol' Pool got himself a pet. And not just any pet, but one made of awesome. And, uh,....I'm open to suggestion.