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[Oct. 10th, 2010|12:46 pm] |
[Ship Announcement]
Attention all passengers- the ship has sustained some type of hit. Please remain calm and in your quarters to ensure your safety. [End Ship Announcement
[Comm call to DD, Arkady and Alvin]
What's going on down there? What damage are we facing? |
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[Oct. 8th, 2010|12:42 pm] |
Hm. Well this appears to be most interesting. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:02 pm] |
Longest. Orgy. Ever.
That's how I want to be remembered in the record books.
Who's in? |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|02:06 am] |
Got paid for my last flick.
Bought a new house.
Around the corner from my other one.
I think it's time to break it in with a housewarming orgy party.
All ladies are invited.
Especially green ones.
Clothing is, of course, as usual, so very optional. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2010|03:01 pm] |
I do not always understand humans and their... pick up lines? |
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[Feb. 26th, 2010|10:21 pm] |
Oh you've got to be kidding me. Not again.
I am so tired of time travel.
Where the hell am I this time? |
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[Aug. 20th, 2009|03:27 am] |
I am bored and unamused.
Any ideas on what I can do? Remember, I was once the Captain of a Starship and used to be able to go where ever I wanted to in the universe, so entertaining me while I'm marooned here on earth may not be the easiest thing to do. |
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[Aug. 1st, 2009|01:46 pm] |
So I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|09:13 am] |
This seems quite unusual. Why am I an organic life form? |
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