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[Mar. 9th, 2010|07:45 pm] |
Does anybody mind telling me what the hell just happened here? Also what happened to all the goddamn zombies?
And where the hell can I get a Twinkie in goddamn England? |
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[Feb. 26th, 2010|10:21 pm] |
Oh you've got to be kidding me. Not again.
I am so tired of time travel.
Where the hell am I this time? |
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[Jan. 10th, 2010|12:11 am] |
Bless me, what day is it?
And where are my shades?
Boys, that was some party. Where are you off to next?
[ooc: Crowley is only just now dusting himself off from the Dethklok show in Madrid. On Thursday. He might have gotten a tad carried away- whoops!] |
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[Jan. 6th, 2010|10:33 pm] |
Finally, all of this Blessed cheer can be done with.
If anyone particularly values their fairy lights, I suggest getting them down as soon as possible. I may only be able to hold off the urge for so long. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2010|01:18 pm] |
I woke up this morning and I said to myself, 'Self, it's time for a change'. After all I'm a married man now.
Dear me, now that I take a good look, this new face is attractive. perhaps not the best choice for a married man, after all.
Ah well. Trying to get a new face is like trying to get 'a pen from a particularly bloody-minded stationary department'. I'm not doing that again, at least not anytime soon.
I do hope you like it, dearest. I did it for you. |
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[Dec. 27th, 2009|01:19 am] |
Thank you, to everyone who came to the ceremony on Friday. If you've found your missing something from the party that followed, do just stop by the resort again and claim it.
Best act fast, though; they're not exactly being picky about what goes home with whom.
( Mary )
( Angel )
As for the pair of us, if anyone needs anything... well, do be so kind as to shove it until the new year? I do have a honeymoon to attend to, and all. |
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[Dec. 25th, 2009|12:20 am] |
I swear, I wasn't trying to get drunk before the ceremony.
Which reminds me- to those that might have forgotten, who care to see such things: Westminster Abbey, eleven o'clock mass today, the Angel and I are to be married. Reception to follow at six in Eden, open bar and free play for anyone looking for something to do with their Friday.
Come one and all, although any hecklers will be shot. Or worse.
[ooc: Of course Crowley can't actually shoot hecklers, today, thanks to Lucy's mandate against asshole-ism. But he doesn't know that. Also, as there are sure to be festivities a plenty and no one will be around to log, we're going to handwave the ceremony proper, and likely the reception. It was grandiose, and obnoxious, and Crowley actually smiled for once (and didn't even look like a snake). And Jesus presided over the thing- which will likely make the news in at least a few countries, since hey, gay marriage is evil, right? He wasn't really thinking in terms of political statements at the time, so. He'll deal with that later. For now- Happy Festivus!] |
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[Dec. 8th, 2009|03:56 pm] |
Turns out I can do more than look pretty.
What was it you wanted me to sing, Crowley?
[Edit] ( Dom ) |
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[Dec. 6th, 2009|10:49 pm] |
Uh. Anybody know what kind of shampoo is best for crazy curly hair like this? |
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[Nov. 27th, 2009|12:48 am] |
( Mary )
Ah, materialistic consumerism at its finest. If you'll excuse me, I have a date with the security cameras at a certain retail chain. |
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[Nov. 21st, 2009|08:19 pm] |
I just read an article about a record breaking sale of Canterbury Tales at auction. My book, which I have not yet written, sold for $7.5 million, some ten years ago. Just three months ago, a 4 volume set printed around 1930 sold for nearly $10,000.
This is unfathomable to me, and I do not know what to think. Perhaps I ought to read this work before I have written it, after all. Or instead, perhaps I will have a drink. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2009|07:34 pm] |
Satan? |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|10:49 pm] |
Lo-Chr-Hell, would you lot fuck right off with the murders? Paperwork is becoming a real bitch of a thing. Next one of you lot gets sent to me, that's your Hell- middle management, for the rest of eternity.
To make up for my less-than-hospitable colleagues, any fly-by-night demons needing someone to swear an oath to, until the universe gets its head out of its arse, may find me at [address]. Who knows, you may even be released, when this is over. Just don't fuck around until then. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2009|09:29 pm] |
What issss that?
Dearesst, what are you getting up to? |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2009|07:18 pm] |
Anybody want to try and convince the pregnant woman that she shouldn't kill the new recruits for being idiots? |
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[Aug. 20th, 2009|07:52 pm] |
As my baby mama is about to pop, I suppose I should have someone throw her one of those baby shower things you mortals enjoy.
Anyone with a liking for black and/or emo, miserable-ness want to be the roast master? |
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[Aug. 20th, 2009|10:41 pm] |
I do not know where I am--or, perhaps, in which interpretation of New York I find myself--nor why I am here.
I do not know why I arrived in a room painted in bright primary colors, surrounded by children who were calling me Mister McKenzie.
I do not know why I have the keys to a motorcycle, which I have carried to a home that I was not aware I had.
There is, however, one thing I do know.
I will personally find the individual responsible for my being here, and I will launch him into the sun. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2009|09:24 pm] |
Is it just me or does time pass more slowly here? |
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[Aug. 18th, 2009|11:43 pm] |
Lucifer McGee!
I booked a chapel for this Thursday, and then our honeymoon is the next three days after that. If you don't show up, I will be very angry. (Be very afraid.) |
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[Aug. 13th, 2009|02:18 am] |
I must say, I'm vaguely disappointed more hasn't happened around here, in my absence. I would have thought if any place could keep itself in sin, it would be London.
In any case- tomorrow, [address]. Another grand opening, which I'm sure surprises the life out of the lot of you. But free drinks, no cover, I dare say the party will throw itself. All I ask is no copious bloodshed in the bar itself; I did just have the floors refinished, and all. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|06:39 pm] |
Nice little universe you've got here. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|06:31 pm] |
( Crowley ) |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|01:35 am] |
That's more fucking like it. Something I can obliterate.
Assuming the resort is still standing, I can head that way to help protect the girls if you need it, sexy. |
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[Jun. 10th, 2009|07:26 pm] |
FUCK this.
As soon as the boss gets back, I'm taking a fucking vacation. And I'm not going to be sober for like a fucking month. |
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[Jun. 7th, 2009|07:03 pm] |
This universe can fuck right off. What-
And now I've a headache. Smashing. If you value your limbs attached to your form, I would suggest just staying the fuck away, for a while. From myself, and the resort.
( Kia )
( Zeke ) |
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[Jun. 6th, 2009|02:38 am] |
For the first time, I'm realizing how many special family moments I'm missing out of because of this internet thing.
I mean, were I at a family gathering right now? I'd be guaranteed at least one scuffle, with good chances of fisticuffs. |
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[Jun. 5th, 2009|11:15 pm] |
This world continues to be filled with whores. Same as the last world. Both mortal and theoi females seem to have the inability to keep their legs closed and their mouths shut. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2009|10:33 pm] |
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[May. 25th, 2009|08:05 pm] |
Why do I have an employee ID for the Eden Casino and Resort, Monte Carlo?
I've never been to Monte Carlo. |
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[May. 21st, 2009|07:40 pm] |
A thank-you to everyone who came out to my play last night - A good audience is always appreciated. I thought it was a rousing success! It's playing for three weeks, so if anyone wants to see it again, let me know - I can get your tickets comped. |
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[May. 18th, 2009|02:07 am] |
Kia - Ambrosia now, please? |
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[May. 17th, 2009|08:14 pm] |
I'm back, and everything seems mostly intact. I'm not sure whether to be thankful, or disappointed in you lot.
In any case- what did I miss?
( Mr. Rosier )
( Adikia ) |
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[May. 12th, 2009|09:17 pm] |
( Adikia )
( Zeke )
If anyone has business with myself or Eden, you should speak now. I'm not sure how long I'll be... away. |
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[May. 11th, 2009|11:55 pm] |
What the bloody fu-
Fuck. That's not.. possible. |
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[May. 6th, 2009|05:29 pm] |
What the...? Ho'shit.
Err...Kakia? I may have done something stupid.
( Eliot ) |
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